• I feel like my brain just stopped working today.
  • Arkansassy
    Morality Police
    Bang head against wall to restart it
  • I think this is the longest I've gone without getting laid. I might have short circuited something.

    This used to be me 😢
  • Arkansassy
    Morality Police
    I'll be in Cleveland on Saturday for the game..
  • I dont think my vag smells enough for you bruh
  • Victorious
    Defeat is declared not when you fall but when you refuse to stand again.
    Just today?
  • Do you want some ice for that burn? Wait did I just say that to myself
  • Victorious
    Defeat is declared not when you fall but when you refuse to stand again.
    I'd prefer some kind of certificate.
  • lisabethur8
    Married, middleaged parttime housewife, Aqua-sun/Cap/Pisces/Taurus,married to,S
    female
    cuz u on dxp lol Tongue