*While walking around my 3rd grade class surveying the kids work this morning*
Me: (looking at a student out of his seat...and then noticing his outfit) 🤨
Student 1: What??
Me: I see you think you can move in on my fly sweater game...while standing....unacceptable!
Student1,2,3: *starts giggling*
Me: *Turning to address entire class* Class!
Class: Yes Mr. Ix!!!
Me: Let it be know there is only ONE designated sweater model in this class...annnnd it's Me."
Class: *Giggling wildly* Yesss Mr. Ixxxx
Me:*to the student*....the audacity of kids these days...I'll be keeping my eye on you... resume your work please and thank you!