5 months without sex? I'm having sex with near enough at least one new person every month. If he's has highly sexed as me I doubt he is celibate. Didn't you say truth in all jokes? Remember you're not together, nobody is cheating.
Yes, truthfully I wanted to tell him to go fuck himself. But I’m afraid he’d get aroused.
I know exactly why he has been cold to me. I didn’t pay any compliments to his gym pictures and I refuse to send my photos or talk about sex. What’s a man to do? He had to have found somebody else by now! Unless….