When any post starts off- “So for the last yearssss I have been on and off with...” I gtfo there. Like that’s all you need to know. It’s on and off. It’s a lost cause. It’s dead. Done. Over. Not worth the hassle. Goddamn.
It just took three of us to kill that mothertreetrunkin spider. I hit it on the head with the shovel and then the marker jumped across the garage Jesus and then we screamed and ran away and then ran back and smashed it to bits with hockey sticks goddamn. Thre Read more
These topics are getting blah. I made out with a guy and now he won’t look at me? I love my husband? I met a guy on the sidewalk and he doesn’t like me but I harass him anyway? Like wtf. Maybe I’m just cookiemonstery...or bored cause it’s sunday? I should make Read more