Thank you, Kentucky:

sparkle motion your man Hova cracked the can open again.....

Yeah, I’ve really treetrunked my back. Massage needed.

The colonel told me to:

This was pretty dystopian (also Tessa Thompson 😍):

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas.
Despite it’s impressive length, it’s a nimble navigator,
And some can be highly venomous.
As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing,
The centipede has two curved hollow   Read more

Drinking:

Taken 3 was hot garbage.

Who is watching the Eurovision Song Contest? 😂😂🤣🤣

Who would win in a fight out of John Wick, Taken and Payback?

Women do you like to cycle on your period? 🚲

I stroked two kitties on my walk today 😻

Now this is pod racing!

Watching Baywatch 🤷‍♂️

Perfect emoji for DXP when it gets on your nerves 💆‍♂️

Yes, Tottenham!

Can I speak to Agent Penis please?:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6998759/Woman-arrested-trespassing-CIA-asking-speak-Agent-Penis.html

Any Cinco parties going on?

I just watched the Sonic trailer. WTAF! Going for a clean sweep at the Razzies.

Happy Star Wars day:

Happy Star Wars day:

Aries 🔥🔥🔥

Pro tip: read the nutritional information after you’ve already eaten it.

I’ll bad gateway you....

Watching Seinfeld and I realise Jerry is a terrible friend, especially to George.

If you go down to the woods today you’re sure of a big surprise...

Aww, where did the lovely pic go @gc07?

If you post anything GoT plot related in the comments you’re a humongous dick.

Damn those Sag women 🔥

I just accidentally liked a former work colleague on Tinder 🤦‍♂️ She is attractive though so you never know.

My mate has got 25 Tinder likes in a week and about 4 matches. I got none in quite a while 🤣

I tried to operate an X-wing while drunk last night. It didn’t go well.

@gc07 🥰

When you're feeling @gc07:

I'm using all my best songs on @gc07:

Also @gc07

@gc07

Wow, Tessa Thompson is so hot 😍:

Thanos is Rey’s father. He is also Father Christmas.