Go girl 😍😍

Just saw some bats flying around 🦇

The Pope got stuck in a lift 😁

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-europe-49543412

Where is everyone? Stop being outside and post on DXP. Come back Smidge.

Cantona talking about living forever, Ronaldo confused:

Cobra Kai S1 is free on YouTube until 11th September, then S2 will be free.

PSA
“Your” = belongs to you, e.g. “Where is your car?”
“You’re” = “You are”. For example, “You’re hot af”.

Is this old skool now?:

The temperatures.....they’re too damn high!

Bringing chanclas back:

Numbers:

Owen Wilson is doing sofa commercials for the UK now.

Hai guys:

Virgo season = dick threads.

Dare we hope?

Bagina

My future wifey Christen Press gettin’ it done:

Strangely getting into watching 10 pin bowling online #eliascup

Shooting at a Texas mall. Da fug is wrong with these people?:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-49221936

Site is sooooo slooooowwww again 😕

It's only in my dreams // That I can
Change the world //I would be the sunlight in your universe//You would think my love was really something good//Baby if I could//
Change the world//

It’s 30c / 86f in my part of the frozen north today. Meeeellllllltttttiiiinnnngggg......

This is the plan guys:

I’m not getting notifications 🤷‍♂️

Partial lunar eclipse. It’s cloudy though 😫

I think she’s super beautiful. Christen Press, Team USA soccer player. What a smile 😍 She’s a Cap 🥴

Look at the potato variety of my crisps (bottom right) 😁:

@nanobot 😋

Looking forward to this:

There was a guy with a hilarious name in the Spider-Man: Far From Home credits like Jeff Moon or something but I forgot what it was. 😕

In memory of @Smidge:

DXP is quiet. Everyone celebrating 4th July. Where’s the drama?

July the fourth be with you!! That’s the phrase, right? Happy Birthday, Murica!

Get thee behind me, Satan!

Wouldn’t mind being the filling in a Christen Press and Alex Morgan sandwich #USA #soccerball

Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his chest now...

Me on karaoke, not quite as good:

Bourbon 🥃 is the best. I should have been born in the South.