Aries got me gifts 😑. I told him not too and spend it in his kid's. He literally bought me stuff we talked about the other day. We were talking food and I mentioned I don't buy sweets or chips cause I'll eat it all in one day. If I crave something swee   Read more

Asking for a friend 😏😂

It's almost 70 degrees here 😁

Merry Christmas dxpers! 🎄

Santa's out y'all so you better behave!

Convo with my Aqua mom.
Her: I've been smoking weed for 44 yrs
Me: damn mom, that's a long ass time to smoke everyday. How do you even function or is like drinking yourself sober?
Her: like normal I guess.
Her: Well, technically I guess I haven't done al   Read more

I'm back on my bullshit 😂

I really don't like the effect this Sag has over me. I've been miserable for weeks (apparently, he's been trying to get a hold of me but his messages wouldn't go thru and then they would but I never responded...he thought I was mad at him...😬 Oops lol).   Read more

Y'all are getting coal this year!

Woah...wtf did I just say?? I'm talking to the Sag...it gets sexual...ok, not weird. We talk about choking (tmi but idc..I'm into it lol). Anyway...I kinda took it to a dark place. I'm like what if I wanted you to choke me until I die then fuck my dead   Read more

So I stopped deactivating my messenger (I do it so I don't start acting foolish and trying to break the obsession) and just haven't been on it even when people have sent me things. Today...after weeks of not talking again...I get a "Hello?" message from   Read more

I know I posted this filter before but fuck it gets me 😂😂😂

Damn ...watched a commercial that actually promoted going to the store and buying shit instead of buying it online. 👏👏 Bed Bath & Beyond. As much as I hate shopping... idk, I'd rather go to the store myself especially if it's clothes. Call me crazy   Read more

Good evening, peasants. Your King has arrived. 😜😆

I was scrolling Netflix and came across this (one of my fav shows)..ngl they kinda nailed it. Lol

Heyyyyy 😂

No idea what he's saying and really want to offer him some throat lozenges but the music and the visuals are pretty sick!

I can't take anyone seriously anymore for falling for all the government bs. Legit blows my mind how brain washed everyone is. Both sides are a bunch of dumbasses....they have y'all believing you're really doing something 😂. Keep watching your box of l   Read more

My shower curtain looks like open vaginas 😂

Got a second chance with the neighbor and I didn't look like complete scum 😂. I pretended like I forgot something inside cause I saw him on his porch walking my dog. We talked hockey and I didn't fumble over my words...yay! Dude has a routine tho...goe   Read more

I keep replaying the awkwardness of meeting my neighbor in my head 😩. He's like "yeah, I thought I'd introduce myself" and I'm like "https://voca.ro/nfjju18ZxNT" legit just noises came out 😩😂. I guess it's a good sign tho since he made an effort to rem   Read more

Just met my neighbor. He introduced himself and the whole 9. I was awkward asf of course. We talked Blues tho. He told me his name.. I told him mine. When he went to go back inside ...he's like   Read more

#virgos 😆 #sorry