Sagittarian condoms are the sportier models. They come equipped with travel cases.
Sagittarian condoms are the ones that go with you and grow with you. They promise a lot and they are extra thick to protect against fluids of a dubious nature. The archer symbolizes Sagittarius. When you want to be on target with Cupid's arrows, you want a Sagittarius condom.
Capricorns are known for their longevity, wisdom, practicality, ambition and earthy sensuality. Capricorns tend to be on the conservative side. Capricorn condoms are the most durable, having the longest shelf life. Capricorn condoms are extra strong to last extra long.
With Capricorn condoms, wing tips, pin stripes and brief cases are optional. Be sure to shake them out from time to time, otherwise they go stale. Capricorn is the sign of the mountain goat. When you're horny enough to climb the mountains of love, you want a Capricorn condom.
Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign and one that is usually politically correct. Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. They come colored hot pink and electric blue, and they come with a battery pack to light up in the dark and French ticklers for extra stimulation.
With Aquarius condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as the MiXXe Maxim, "Things can change overnight; it depends upon how late you stay up and with whom doing what." Since Aquarius is a social sign. Aquarian condoms come in multi-packs and are detachable to share with your friends. Aquarius is the sign of the water bearer. When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condom.
Pisces is known for their deep feelings that somewhat border on mysticism. Pisces are idealistic, sometimes to the point of ecstatic bliss. Pisces condoms are truly extra sensitive and translucent. Little spikes are optional on the inside.
Pisces condoms contain special instructions for erotic fantasy games. Pisces is the sign of the fishes. When it smells like love and you're on a seafood diet, you want a Pisces condom.
Astrologically speaking, Cancer is associated with the breasts. The makers of Cancer condoms are happy to sponsor the annual spring "Breast Worship Rituals." Cancer condoms are freely dispensed to beautiful, large breasted women. Cancer is symbolized by the crab. When you're not getting enough love and are starting to feel crabby, reach for an Cancer condom.
Leos are known for their passion, pride, and (pro)creative urges. Leos tend to be a bit flashy, showy and original in and out of bed. Leo condoms come in gold foil packaging with custom monogramming. Leo condoms come in one size: extra, extra large.
Leo is symbolized by the lion. When you're ready to meet your mate and make wild jungle noises, you're ready for a Leo condom.
Virgos are fussy and particular. Virgo condoms feature perfection of fit and they keep you neat and clear. Virgo tend to be environmentally sound consumer types. Naturally, Virgo condoms have the lowest failure rate, the highest performance rating and come equipped with a detailed, all purpose instruction manual.
Virgo is symbolized by the virgin. When you're ready for some ritualized defloration activities, you're ready for a Virgo condom.
Libras are suave and anxious to please others. Libra condoms are the fancy European models and come in fashionable hand-painted designer packaging. Libra condoms make for an elegant accessory on the best dates. Libra condoms are aesthetically pleasing to both partners. They are reversible and can turn into a diaphragm thus sharing the responsibilities.
Libra is symbolized by the scales. When sex weighs heavily on your mind, you want a Libra condom.
Scorpio condoms outsell all others. That's probably because people try to impress each other with their sexual prowess by pretending that they're a Scorpio. The truth is that no right thinking Scorpio would get caught dead wearing a condom. But then death doesn't scare a Scorpio. And a Scorpio doesn't get caught.
Scorpio condoms come in two editions, basic black and the stealthy invisible model. Both leather and studs are optional. Also, because propriety concerns Scorpio, each package of Scorpio condoms comes with a pre-printed, pre-coital agreement. Symbolized by the venomous Scorpion, when you really want to sting your lover, you want a Scorpio condom.
Sagittarians are known for their worldly pursuits, gamesmanship, cosmopolitan attitude and knack for doing things
DWL i found this page of zodiac things and i stumbled on zodiac condoms! find out if yours is true to your sign. these are jokes so they're not necessarily true please don't take to serious if you get offended.
Condoms of the Zodiac
Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Aries are action oriented people. Aries is symbolized by the ram, so naturally Aries condoms are made from the finest lambskin. Because Aries often exhibits a "get up and go" attitude, Aries condoms are steel belted, feature racing stripes, and every fully equipped sports car dispenses them. Onyx packaging is optional for the black sheep.
Aries prides themselves on being first and best. Aries condoms are perfect for quickies. When you want what you want when you want it, you want an Aries condom.
Taurus is perhaps the most sensual and economy minded of the astrological signs. Taurus condoms are made from the most luxurious materials with special models available in silk and velvet. Taurus condoms give you quality at an affordable price, and they're frequently on sale.
Taurians may be slow to make their minds, but once they've made a decision, they're almost impossible to stop. When your love is a sure thing, you want a Taurus condom. The bull symbolizes Taurus. Taurus condoms are the ones you want when you're really horny.
Geminis are known for their versatility, intellect and communications skills. Accordingly, Gemini condoms accommodate a variety of sexual positions and combinations. Gemini condoms are sold in multi-packs and come with a special audio chip. Naturally, they're available through mail order.
Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always come in special pop up dispensers so that you don't have to work too hard. Gemini is the sign of the twins and Gemini condoms come in twin packs and are the preferred model for double headers. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms.
Cancer is a water sign and as such is very much interested in safety and tradition. Therefore, Cancer condoms are waterproof and heat treated for hot tubs and natural springs. Cancer condoms make you feel secure. Cancer is also the sign of motherhood. With Cancer condoms, if you decide to become a parent, you can always return the unused portion for a partial refund. Cancer condoms are clingy. Never has history know a time when Cancer condoms were not available. Fine antique specimens grace man
no me and my virgo have been dating for four years and it's crazy because im an aries. I mean to me virgo men along side cancer men have always seemed extremely complex to me. it's weird because he'll want his space but when i go he wants me back?
he hasn't made a move yet? i guess it depends on his venus cause my venus is in aries and i move really fast, once i like someone that's it it'll be obvious and i'll do little things to win them over but the thing that sucks with having venus in aries is that i move on quickly too. aries men are weird lol idk i even hate talking to them and im an aries myself. i know an aries guy who constantly flirts with me but doesn't do anything about it like he'll msg me on fb and we'll talk for a little while and then he'll dissappear from the convo and then msg me like a week later and say "hey what's up?" like wtf who does that 0.o i'll tell you an aries man does lol.i think that's part of their game *sigh* who knows but good luck hun =)
lmfao it seems like these virgo men out here are driving these women crazy! having a virgo lover myself i understand my boyfriend and some of his ways can drive me completely insane. my question is for the virgo men why do you think people always go crazy with you?
yea these were all the great times it was so fun and feel good. nowadays music merely has any meaning to it and we don't really know what we're singing lol it's all about making money and it's not as genuine as it use to be it would be nice to have the 90's back for a day maybe even 80's music too ^.^
lol no problem and trust me i know exactly what you mean it's irritating i think it's because as aries we are outspoken we say what is on our minds disregarding anyone's feelings. i think the aloofness is taurus way of not saying too much. to other signs aries bluntness may be looked at as a bad thing because we are the children of the zodiac are bluntness is just simple honesty.where aries leaves off is where taurus begins and they're a little bit wiser and try not to step on others toes. aries can't help it we just give it to you straight i always prefer saying too much than to not say anything at all. its funny because me and my taurus friend always disscuss this topic and she says the same thing everytime she just doesn't want to say too much and regret it. i understand now but it's still really irritating.
my best friend is a taurus also and we've been friends for 9 years and we're on and off too. we both have a tendency to want our own space so we go long periods of not talking but when we do talk it's just as if nothing changed. she is calm,cool,collected and im calm,cool and collected when i want to be. but one amazing fact about taurus is that they're very loyal friends they always have your back.she is not as emotional as i am which can kind of be confusing because you would think she doesn't care about anything but all earth signs believe in keeping composure under all situations they don't like getting emotional. it has taken me the longest time to figure that out funny thing is my closest friends are all earth signs. my bf is a virgo, my other best friend is a virgo the friend i was talking about taurus and my cousin and dad capricorn. so im surrounded by earth signs and their practicality. anyways a friendship with taurus can be great or hell its 50/50 you two will have different perspectives on handling situations which can get annoying and challenging but honestly their loyalty is like a rock wonderful friends when it does work. you would have to decide for yourself hope i helped hun.
yes i agree we have everything in common energy and i love their ambitious drive but i feel like we have so much in common that it becomes boring fast and aries are so independent that we just end up going about our own way and remain friends.
yes im an aries and i can be a loner or i can be in a group but i prefer to be by myself. i have mercury in pisces which makes me very observant and instinctive so in group settings i like to observe everything my surroundings,ppl,their actions motives etc. because thats what helps me figure out who they are because ppl won't off the bat tell you but their actions sure as hell do lol. but also wli tend to be in my own world a lot so by myself i don't feel pressured to speak like in group settings and i can sit and do what i love to do which is listen and observe.
im an aries woman and ive always loved the way aries men carried themselves i mean all the aries that ive met seem confident but me being an aries woman i know its just an act. anyways i always had the same luck with aries men we meet and click instantly in conversation but thats where it stops.because usually there ego gets in the way and i i think im too aggressive as well in my presence with them.do any of you guys go through the same problem a hit or miss aries men and women ill love to know? i thought with both signs being under fire they're supposed to work?
lol yea we rarely take anything seriously. dont like drama stay far from it. when i do get angry though watch out it's scary because it's intense that's why i don't like getting angry because i know myself.
lol @ PiscVirgAquaFish trust me venus in aries and mars in cancer gets very confusing because my venus in aries wants to jump right into everything and my mars in cancer is like WOAHHH HOLD UP! and mars in cancer makes me extremely emotinal. butter gets crazy with me lol