"Scorpio's possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every penny of it. Despite all these shortcomings, they make loyal & devoted marriage partners, at least for the first 5 minutes. After that, it just depends on what catches their eye. Scorpio's always want what they can't have, and generally manage to get it...sometimes legally. Scorpio's are held in awe by their enemies & are admired passionately by their friends...both of them. And Scorpio's return that loyalty...until someone says ""Good Morning"" to them in a funny tone of voice. Scorpio's fear nothing. LOL WRITTEN BY SOME GOFF BOLL. I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AND MOST OF IT IS REAL"