Live with me if you want to cum.

What worked for me might not work for you. So it's kinda pointless to ask for advice since noone knows the first thing about her except you.
Lady, you got far bigger problems than that. Who in their right mind marries someone on the rebound only 4 months after they meet/hook up?

Even we weren't that stupid.


I bet it's hanging pretty good at her age.
The best cookiemonster out there has a penis.



With my Leo Mercury/Venus boy Vs my Aries Mercury/Venus: treetrunk yah

With everyone else: only if I'm bored & trying to amuse myself.


You have a drinking problem, boo
When a Leo Venus gets going, he gets going. Rarely time for either of our willies to play dress-up.



Good thing we're both verified clean.
Well godamn, who would've ever thought that the "having kids" talk would be so scary.


But pranking the future grandma is definitely comedy gold.
You've already broken your own rule since a donkey creates the thread to begin with.

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Pisces Sun, Venus, Mars, Saturn and MC here.

Thats bullbutter.

We have big egos, we do like to care and give love to people that thats is also directly linked with the fact that we can be extremely weak in regards of emotions. We have weak control over them and we often feel the need to make others be genuine, honest and expressive in order for us to feel safe and secure, while we arent neither honest with them nor with us in a lot of the cases.

We are very manipulative, we are prone to becoming emotional vampires, we are sleazy, we are delusional, we often find it really hard to cope with real life and practicality which is a sign of a weak character, we can psychologically abuse our closed ones, we can be extremely self-righteous and arrogant...i can go on and on.

I love the sign, as i do with every archetype, but having read all that positive butter i just needed to balance things out with our obvious negative characteristics.


Yeah well I only covered the ego part. My sun is my only Fishy placement. Everything else is Aries, Scorpio, Sag and Aqua. The vampiric sleazy craziness is all yours



Oh im speaking about the ego as well. Then again, pisces love living in their dreams. Whatever makes you feel comfy ^^
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Speak for yerself, honey. My Virgo moon is doing a damn fine job keeping me grounded & my Aries Mercury/Mars got no time for dreaming. It's called being self-aware. But don't let that get you down, not everyone can be as onto it as me.

Posted by OrGasMe
My friend who slept with a fish (the only one capable of getting out of the friendzone for the night) said his peen was a long, smaller, skinnier version of his body. He looks like a worm giving birth to a baby worm, is that true?

A lot of fish men I know are tall and skinny so I always assume ‘baby worm birth peen’




It will cost you 100 bucks for a look-see. Double that if you want to verify by handling. Please disinfect your hand before touching.
Posted by Cvurkoo
Pisces Sun, Venus, Mars, Saturn and MC here.

Thats bullbutter.

We have big egos, we do like to care and give love to people that thats is also directly linked with the fact that we can be extremely weak in regards of emotions. We have weak control over them and we often feel the need to make others be genuine, honest and expressive in order for us to feel safe and secure, while we arent neither honest with them nor with us in a lot of the cases.

We are very manipulative, we are prone to becoming emotional vampires, we are sleazy, we are delusional, we often find it really hard to cope with real life and practicality which is a sign of a weak character, we can psychologically abuse our closed ones, we can be extremely self-righteous and arrogant...i can go on and on.

I love the sign, as i do with every archetype, but having read all that positive butter i just needed to balance things out with our obvious negative characteristics.


Yeah well I only covered the ego part. My sun is my only Fishy placement. Everything else is Aries, Scorpio, Sag and Aqua. The vampiric sleazy craziness is all yours

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We DO have an ego


Thank God you stated this cuz I thought the endless paragraphs of bragging weren't driving the point home enough.

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I can't help it if I'm an awesome Fishy specimen. How many people you know would put their relationship at risk to give their partner what they really want?

Can't imagine much worse than a tragic geriatric spamming ho. At least my Jed stories have kinky bits that the whole family can enjoy.

I can handle honesty just fine when it's coherent. She was full of butter & most of the time she didn't even know what she was yammering on about. That happens when you barge into someone's thread unwanted without reading the   Read more
I'm always amused by people deflecting their own shortcomings onto others. That's low, even for their kind. They should take a long hard look at themselves before pointing their finger at anyone else.
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he's got pisces rising?


According to cafeastrology anyway, unless the cookiemonster gave me the wrong time of birth to treetrunk with me. Which I wouldn't put past him.

PS: are you blond by any chance? If so, are you willing to get a buzz cut just for tonight? I really don't want to do a double date with his Gemini brother. When those two come together = migraine for the ages. They do not stop bouncing.


lol sorry not a blonde
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Damn. Had to try. But now that you're here, Mrs Fish Mooney.....erm, Mooner......is there something ya'd like to add from your mooning point of view?
Posted by sierra_
he's got pisces rising?


According to cafeastrology anyway, unless the cookiemonster gave me the wrong time of birth to treetrunk with me. Which I wouldn't put past him.

PS: are you blond by any chance? If so, are you willing to get a buzz cut just for tonight? I really don't want to do a double date with his Gemini brother. When those two come together = migraine for the ages. They do not stop bouncing.
Posted by ValleysofNeptune
Kill em with kindness is what I say. If people take my kindness as weakness than that says more about them than me imo

It is kind of annoying when people act like they're the butter because they "played" a Pisces or some other dumb butter. I wouldn't say Pisces can't be played or taken advantage of, but in my case I feel like I can often sense that stuff coming. If they want to play games more power to them I guess lol. If that's what they enjoy then so be it. I just think it makes you look dumb as treetrunk, like what are you still in middle school? I'll let them think they got one over on me and I'll be on my way, no big deal. There's a good chance those people will come crawling back and apologizing anyways when they need a shoulder to cry on


Unfortunately in this world there are too many opportunists who are out for whatever they can get. Genuinely good people are a rarity in this day & age, which is why too much of a good thing can be a bad thing = killing them with kindness.

There's also attracting life leeches who take take take and give nothing in return. That's how you get taken advantage of, and that's why I reserve my energy for those who have proven to be worth the effort. I learned early that my boy is the real deal, that's why I waited 4 years for him to come to me.
Awesome modern rock sound disguising a very sad tale of a lonely widower after his wife of many decades passes on.

It sounds like this is nothing new and that it hasn't been for a while
You wake up on the other side and you strain to force a smile
The fairy tale inside your head has become your new best friend
But I can show you that I'll be there before the story ends

'Cause when I needed a place to hang my heart
You were there to wear it from the start
And with every breath of me
You'll be the only light I see

I'm racing to the finish line of a lifetime that's barely started
The peace of mind I left behind I pray you'll keep in your perfect garden
You're waiting on a minute hand and a countdown that lasts for days
But I'm here to tell you it won't be long before I'm here to stay

'Cause when I needed a place to hang my heart
You were there to wear it from the start
And with every breath of me
You'll be the only light I see

The weightlessness and a lack of rest
Away from you I'm in over my head
Even when it's dark before the dawn
I'll feel your grace and carry on
And with every breath of me
You'll be the only light I see

When I needed a place to hang my heart
You were there to wear it from the start
And with every breath of me
You'll be the only light I see
Even when it's dark before the dawn
I will feel your grace and carry on
And with every breath of me
You'll be the only light I see
The be the only light I see