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Ixion
joined December 17, 2016
Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
Master of Cheek, student of life.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by Piscoi
    I see that all of you have been productive today...



    Time well spent lol.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    That one decrepit Gemini has better reading comprehension than you.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    You'll never outcheek me 😏
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by Black-Mamba
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    I have nothing...i just can't find anything negative to say except for that Virgo obsessed turd but he doesn't know I'm here.

    Win.


    Which Virgo obsessed turd?
    The one that doesn’t exist?


    The gay guy who talks about his boyfriend 24/7

    How are you young man?


    Good.
    I’ve been asking about you since you left.
    How are you?


    I know i searched my name like a real Leo moon. Didnt realize ppl liked me. Great to see you.

    Im doing great. Cant complain.


    Why u trying to sound so professional?
    You know I’ve been whoring around with these other dxp chicks since you’ve been gone. And Don’t tell me ur over me & moved on to find one of those dusty East Africans men!


    I been gone a good 5 months. That's alot of hoeing.

    Where's my cut?


    I know dang......has it been that long? I’ve survived five months with all of the retarded positivity nerds.
    Your cut is between my legs same place it’s always been



    Nothing wrong with positivity

    You're a really cute guy. Your glasses are hot as treetruk. Lean.

    Dont ruin that by cheapening the experience



    Welcome back crab.


    I'll be in new York labor day weekend. Let's grab a drink if you're around

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    Just holla at me.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by Black-Mamba
    Posted by solidsnake
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    Posted by Black-Mamba
    I have nothing...i just can't find anything negative to say except for that Virgo obsessed turd but he doesn't know I'm here.

    Win.


    Which Virgo obsessed turd?
    The one that doesn’t exist?


    The gay guy who talks about his boyfriend 24/7

    How are you young man?


    Good.
    I’ve been asking about you since you left.
    How are you?


    I know i searched my name like a real Leo moon. Didnt realize ppl liked me. Great to see you.

    Im doing great. Cant complain.


    Why u trying to sound so professional?
    You know I’ve been whoring around with these other dxp chicks since you’ve been gone. And Don’t tell me ur over me & moved on to find one of those dusty East Africans men!


    I been gone a good 5 months. That's alot of hoeing.

    Where's my cut?


    I know dang......has it been that long? I’ve survived five months with all of the retarded positivity nerds.
    Your cut is between my legs same place it’s always been



    Nothing wrong with positivity

    You're a really cute guy. Your glasses are hot as treetruk. Lean.

    Dont ruin that by cheapening the experience

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    Welcome back crab.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by MademoiselleFisk
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    Posted by Damous
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    Fisk doesn’t love me no mo


    Awww. We go wayyyyyyyy back, cap.


    But youse too coo for me nowadays


    lol. Being 'cool' on DXP is like getting participation award in an alternative school. And I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out between you and her...


    I love and always miss your sass, fish. I went to alternative school! Allowed me to finish since I was gonna drop out lol.

    No need for that. Mistakes were made, y’know? We had a great run, all things considered and I’m glad I met her. We DID it. People talked butter, but we did it. So, no worries.


    I'm sorry. One of these days I'm gonna learn to run my mouth a little less. lol. But today is not one of those days, obviously.

    I like you and Cali very much. And I hope both of you are doing well despite everything.


    I hope she is as well.

    Now, are YOU doing well? Do you want an out of your state? I’ve got free rooms


    I already feel this part of Jersey is a little podunk. Upstate NY will make me lose what's left of my sanity. But I appreciate the offer. Big Grin



    A little?


    Damn good passive-aggressive response. 8/10
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    Served hot n fresh everyday.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by MademoiselleFisk
    Posted by Damous
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    Posted by Damous
    Posted by MademoiselleFisk
    Posted by Damous
    Posted by MademoiselleFisk
    Posted by Damous
    Fisk doesn’t love me no mo


    Awww. We go wayyyyyyyy back, cap.


    But youse too coo for me nowadays


    lol. Being 'cool' on DXP is like getting participation award in an alternative school. And I'm sorry to hear things didn't work out between you and her...


    I love and always miss your sass, fish. I went to alternative school! Allowed me to finish since I was gonna drop out lol.

    No need for that. Mistakes were made, y’know? We had a great run, all things considered and I’m glad I met her. We DID it. People talked butter, but we did it. So, no worries.


    I'm sorry. One of these days I'm gonna learn to run my mouth a little less. lol. But today is not one of those days, obviously.

    I like you and Cali very much. And I hope both of you are doing well despite everything.


    I hope she is as well.

    Now, are YOU doing well? Do you want an out of your state? I’ve got free rooms


    I already feel this part of Jersey is a little podunk. Upstate NY will make me lose what's left of my sanity. But I appreciate the offer. Big Grin
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    A little?
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    😬😬😬
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by LadyNeptune
    Posted by DMV
    2. If a man doesnt know the different between sexual assault and harrassment and being a functioning member of society, he can stay in his basement playing fortnite.


    Yes, preach!!

    Being called sugar tits is not a good opener. Get some game. Approach and treat women like human beings and you’ll have no problems.

    Ladies men don’t approach you cause your surrounded by your gf’s and that’s treetrunking terrifying. Stop traveling in packs. Go sit at the bar by yourself, put the phone down, and make eye contact. Watch em swarm.

    A smile doesn’t hurt either.
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    It really isn't hard to approach so long as you don't have the expectations of doing anything more than getting to know the basics of what she is about....provided the woman is intrigued by you in the first place.


    #Metoo doesn't treetrunk up any dude with decent intentions, decent manners and a fair amount of game.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Lol you would say some ish like this 😂
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Posted by saggurl88
    Posted by Ixion
    Its usually something linked to shyness in my opinion...and that can lead to lack of sexual confidence.


    I guess I can see the shyness aspect. But damn! Turn off the lights then!
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    Once in a while sure...but honestly I have never been one to allow insecurities to rule the day...the most I would do is get low or red/rose colored lights....but I'm not finnin to have one of the most critical joys I have (seeing my partner in all her glory) be swept aside continuously because of that.


    I opt for patience and communication to address this issue.....but none of that will help if there is no willingness on her part to take someone else's pleasure into account.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Its usually something linked to shyness in my opinion...and that can lead to lack of sexual confidence.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Less filling.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    ESTP-A
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    That's what she said.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    I could date a stripper...butter I've talked to and been homies with a few..pornstar...nah...I could respect a pornstar, be friends with a pornstar, treetrunk a pornstar, but I don't think my ego could take the hit of my lady out treetrunking several somebody else's every time she steps out the house.

    Sex can be casual af to me but once we are in a committed relationship it's no longer casual at all.

  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Despite that chicken's species...it still had courage. *nods approvingly* we all could stand to learn from this one.😌
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    This meme actually resonated with my spirit lol.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Caribbean drunk right now.
  • Ixion
    Possessor of low-cunning and great dance moves.
    Out to the BX aka north-bubble treetrunk.