Always give it trial runs before you seriously consider someone permanently moving into your space

For instance, you got to know if the panties she leaves on the bathroom floor are clean enough to be sniffed.

@malloryor your intuition isn’t playing tricks on you

The aspiring fanfic blogger behind this account even pretended to be another person until they were called out by people who are no longer active. Even her current supposed astro placements don’t add up on any calculator.

I think most people who want to believe the histrionics are slow or snorting copium.

Forget being cheated on

Have you ever disappointed your favourite friend