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got to have single friends, or ones who are into going out still. if you don't, then you are doomed to dating apps which sucks big time. at least for me.

I showed my single friend my married friends get together and he was like those are dads are you that old

Yeah I’m that old 😅

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btw, i tested your "theory" about who likes you on tinder, the second one, you are right! lmao!

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got to have single friends, or ones who are into going out still. if you don't, then you are doomed to dating apps which sucks big time. at least for me.

I showed my single friend my married friends get together and he was like those are dads are you that old

Yeah I’m that old 😅

some of my coworkers got so old after kids. ofc the gemini coworker looks better and younger than ever!
you are 25 what are you talking about lol

I always looked super old for my age growing up but now I still get assumed to be 25-27 and I actually got carded last time I was out and I’m 33. Thank you my Gemini placements 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 And sunscreen lol

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my mom is a gemini, she still gets approached at 65, in front of me, and her grand kid lmao! the gemini coworker was beautiful and still is. and his life was far from easy. we are good friends. i have moon and venus in gemini and for some reason he trusts me. and i'm taking to the grave whatever he told me. he is bipolar but trying to manage it without medications. and doing a good job.

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got to have single friends, or ones who are into going out still. if you don't, then you are doomed to dating apps which sucks big time. at least for me.

I showed my single friend my married friends get together and he was like those are dads are you that old

Yeah I’m that old 😅

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some of my coworkers got so old after kids. ofc the gemini coworker looks better and younger than ever!
you are 25 what are you talking about lol

got to have single friends, or ones who are into going out still. if you don't, then you are doomed to dating apps which sucks big time. at least for me.

ok have tons but right now i would watch again dirty rotten scoundrels.
and the big bang theory.

😂
Cause you do unforgivable things 😥

Merc then moon and pluto at third place. Had no idea about the pluto, never paid attention.
Great thread 😂

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I love you

I can't get over them

I can't be with them all the time because it is too much but damn they are appealing to me

You must be a Scorpio

Prob 🙄

I am trying to find out his sun sign for weeks now with no luck! 😼

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Secretive? There is your answer. 😹

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I love you

I can't get over them

I can't be with them all the time because it is too much but damn they are appealing to me

You must be a Scorpio

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Prob 🙄

Posted by alexscaries
If you entered a new relationship:

1) If your new partner filmed homemade porn (i.e. not pro stuff) and posted it to the internet would it be a deal breaker?

2) Would it be better if he/she told you? What if he never mentioned it, but you stumbled upon it?

3) Do you ask the number of sexual partners? How much would be too much?

4) If the sex was too good, would you be suspicious?

Bonus: Would you be suspicious if he/she mentioned some non-mainstream sex terms or something specific in a conversation? e.g. "my last GF was a rope bunny"

I'm asking for a friend.

1) prob not but i would have to make sure it was consensual, i guess you prob mean when it is, i doubt your friend is a criminal 😂
2) idk, if he says says, if not and i see it, again idk 😂 i would certainly ask is this you??? 😂
3) no. I don't have a too much number unless it's maybe 100s.
4) why would it be? It's not related to number of partners if that was the point.

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What is a make chat buddy? 🤔

Male chat buddy. I think Alex got one letter wrong, lol.

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I thought it was some new term, like a buddy with whom you just make out and chat 😂😂😂

What is a make chat buddy? 🤔

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No idea. I would rather die than call someone from the past, unless we stayed friends. Crazy ppl.

Oh, we stayed friends up until recently when he got involved with that woman who was younger than his daughter AND he found videos on her phone where she was fucking a younger man! He asked her for the phone and she gave it to him! So he didnt snoop like retard.
This is when I got pissed off and send him tutorial about WHY women will always cheat on him UNLESS they are like me more involved emotionally than sexually with his ass.
I would never talk to anybody if they sent me such insulting crap!
He did. Sent me pictures from his daughter's wedding. Cried how everybody hate him.
And I said fine. Bye.

Then again and I said - whatever.
And now I said BLOCK and STOP!
But I am still curious...

Maybe he wants support from you. Maybe only you know the whole story.
Tbh he doesn't sound too bright, or he is a big giant mess. His wife started that shit with cheating, and i remember he wasn't "allowed" to leave, and now he is the viliane. Or he is simply weak. Like go away, start over, be poor, but be free. Let them hate you. Idk. Then again if my daughter hated me, it would crush me.

I thought of it like that. Maybe he needs to talk. But its been a while. Once I told him I charge for therapy and said its $ 500
And he said but you don't need money. I said I want it! He gave me money. I laughed but I took it. He keep saying he cant believe I took the money...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. Probably not bright. Does look bright but apparently his look is deceiving. I still don't understand. And of course I said 120 times that at the end somebody will hurt no matter what and he was not listening. Like my mom said 'coward and useless'...does she have to be right always?
I read on here that Scorpios are worried about what people tink of them. And NOW - TA DA! even his POS brother doesnt talk to him. The one whom he digged out of dirt! Nobody wants him.
So the verdict is - EXIT on time!😁

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Why brother? He is totally fucked 😥

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If you had to be 100% honest in your dating bio, what would it say?

I was complaining before about bitter bios and now i realize mine would be too! 😂

Small town mentality swipe left, you want to fuck, ofc everyone wants too, wow!

Boring ppl with boring qs, followers of folk trash music, followers of (several local political parties), racist, homophobes, vaccinephobes, patriarchal, left too, even tho you are right 😁.

What do i want, idk, lets talk and meet and maybe you will fit in somewhere, if you already didn't press x 😂.

Lmao!

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Do you think your descrption matches and is the right one to attract the kind of woman you want?

I thought you left?

Yes.

Gotcha.

I'm just here to get my cigarettes.

Well you might as well stay now.

Cruel.

Honest.

We've become older and lazier these days, we can only manage one word conversations now. 😂

Yeah, I was about to say that we seem to be stuck in a Pokemon game.
So, how are you?

I'm good. I have covid though, but it wasn't that bad and I'm almost fully recovered I'd say. How are you?

That is good to hear. Did you manage to get one or two free weeks out of your Covid? Are all of the family okay too?
My situation is pretty shit but I don't know if it is for better or worse yet.

I tested positive on Saturday, I wish I got two weeks off that'd be great 😂 but no, I've until monday.
Should I ask what and why?

Cheapskates. Should have given you two week to be extra safe. Very socially irresponisble of them.
Probably not. There are happier topics to disucss.
You saw Netflix' Sandman yet?

Well, Monday assuming I get a negative test result. But yeah I think it's meant to be 10 days 😬
Well feel free to pm me, if they even work idk haven't used them in a couple years 😂
Yes, I watched the first episode the other night but I didn't like it. I might try the second one though just to be sure. What do you think of it?

So they are saying there is a chance. Let us hope there is still enough Covid in you to be "sick" but not enough to feel sick.
I appreciate the offer but that would probably only make things worse for me because I would feel guilty. And I, too, do not know if PM still work due to having the feature deactivated for years.

I was on the fence in the beginning but liked the first episodes. The middle is really good. Episode 6 is wholesome.
The last half is kinda eh to boring.
Did you read the comics prior to the show or what felt off for you in the first episodes?

My boss would probably take it personally if I was still sick, like I planned it specifically to ruin her life and I'm in her good books atm so I'd like to keep it that way, although idk why it's kinda suspicious 🤔 Geminis 🙄
I didn't read the comics no, a friend just recommended it to me. Idk what it was, just a feel to it. Child-like maybe? It sped through the timeline in the first episode too, I like slower build ups but I'm guessing it's just the first episode that does that. Is it worth continuing?

Yeah, sounds like a Gemini.
I may know what you mean. For me the Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts like aesthetics were a heavy entry barrier, but thankfully that becomes more grounded and darker a few episodes in. The whole first half would probably have benefited from having more room to breath. Definetly felt like things are moving a bit too fast in those. The car scene definetly could have become worse by dragging it out. That's is the case where I can see why they didn't want to overstreetch it.
I'd say watch the first 6 episodes. If you really don't like those you probably won't like the second half.
Have you watched/ found anything worthwhile since we last exchanged non-pokemon sounds? Have I ever recommended Violet Evergarden to you?

I'll try another few episodes and see what I think. I honestly don't watch anything anymore so I can't recommend anything.
Someone mentioned Violet Evergarden to me, idk if it was you or not but I remember someone saying I should watch it and me agreeing and still not watching it. 😂

And so my quest of finding the next Leftovers continues.

I finally found someone who's also seen Leftovers, I was shocked. I've never found anybody else other than you.

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I've seen it too, js 😂. Tho i follow the actual topic 😂

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Here's mine I know it's suboptimal.

My questions are:
What makes a relationship great is:
"Great communication and amazing sex"

I'm known for being:
"charming and blunt"

A review by a friend:
"value for money"

What does, girl who can keep up with me means? Sounds demanding or cocky. Idk. Just here to help 😇. The rest is ok.

It's subtle innuendo. the implication being: I'm adventurous and active always doing stuff; the other implication being high sex drive.

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Yeah, well i got it right. Ok.

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Here's mine I know it's suboptimal.

My questions are:
What makes a relationship great is:
"Great communication and amazing sex"

I'm known for being:
"charming and blunt"

A review by a friend:
"value for money"

What's the spray paint can mean?
Or the clapping hands?

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Spray paint is i think a bottle of milk for babies lol!

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Here's mine I know it's suboptimal.

My questions are:
What makes a relationship great is:
"Great communication and amazing sex"

I'm known for being:
"charming and blunt"

A review by a friend:
"value for money"

What does, girl who can keep up with me means? Sounds demanding or cocky. Idk. Just here to help 😇. The rest is ok.