Die In A Fire

Hollywood needs to be cancelled.

Degenerates.

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I'm 9" in circumference does that count?

That doesn’t sound real

I'm shaped like two stacked cans of tuna.

One heck of a chode. 🤣

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It's down right prehistoric. A megalochode.

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I'm 9" in circumference does that count?

That doesn’t sound real

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I'm shaped like two stacked cans of tuna.

I'm 9" in circumference does that count?

LOL Trumpers avoid Chicago like the plague. Like if they had to drive into Chicago to claim a winning lottery ticket, they'd just not bother claiming it. The hatred is that strong.

Posted by Black-Mamba
I would definitely murder 2 ppl who keep using my name for attention

But i wouldn't eat them

I don't eat low quality meat

I would just throw their fake weird annoying asses off a boat

Isn't that called bushmeat in some countries in Africa?

Posted by Apis-
"If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself" - Rosie Palms

This is incorrectly attributed to Rosie. In fact, it was one of her five daughters that said this.

Posted by _Dazed
What started out as a ploy for mafia..

Became an undercover Conservative project.

I've learned that Liberals can be just as disgusting as conservative folks.

Shut up, short bus

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Makes me feel useful for once in my life @TheRabbit thanks for giving my life meaning

I'll rifle through your weed hoping it's some butterty stuff with seeds, so I can grow my own.

I'm sure I can fashion a decent bong with something from the wreckage and/or someone's skull.

A femur would make a pretty functional pipe. You'd need to plug up all the the holes on the skull to make a bong.

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Plus the diminished cranial capacity of some folks.

I figure the skull bong would be purely ceremonial and not for everyday use. Kind of like those fancy decorative tea pots you buy in Chinatown. They're pretty to look at and will function, but you know repeated use will dose you with high levels of mutagenic chemicals.

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Makes me feel useful for once in my life @TheRabbit thanks for giving my life meaning

I'll rifle through your weed hoping it's some butterty stuff with seeds, so I can grow my own.

I'm sure I can fashion a decent bong with something from the wreckage and/or someone's skull.

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

Wow, you've put a lot of thought into this. 😓 😁

How does it feel to know your face skin might be the roof of my shelter? Or the part of my hammock I fart into?

Lol! Umm a little scared, I gotta say. 😓

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Good.

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

What about the testicles and ovaries?

Probably dried for cat food. This IS DXP. You know at least 4 users brought their emotional support cats on board.

I would make them eat the cat meat before killing them.

I can train the cats to hunt sea birds though.

Humans can barely be trained to not butter near the drinking water source.

Not all of ‘em then. The cats can draw straws (sticks) but in the end.. one has to go.

Survivor type competition to determine the best cat.

Yes will def need some form of entertainment.

After you’ve killed everyone and finished all the hard work then you’ll see me peering at you from the top of a tree followed by “Hi again”.

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Grab some coconuts while you're up there. I've been making rum using sugar packets from the plane's drink service cart and we'll need coconut milk for proper chickentails.

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

Wow, you've put a lot of thought into this. 😓 😁

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How does it feel to know your face skin might be the roof of my shelter? Or the part of my hammock I fart into?

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

What about the testicles and ovaries?

Probably dried for cat food. This IS DXP. You know at least 4 users brought their emotional support cats on board.

I would make them eat the cat meat before killing them.

I can train the cats to hunt sea birds though.

Humans can barely be trained to not butter near the drinking water source.

Not all of ‘em then. The cats can draw straws (sticks) but in the end.. one has to go.

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Survivor type competition to determine the best cat.

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

What about the testicles and ovaries?

Probably dried for cat food. This IS DXP. You know at least 4 users brought their emotional support cats on board.

I would make them eat the cat meat before killing them.

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I can train the cats to hunt sea birds though.

Humans can barely be trained to not butter near the drinking water source.

Posted by FknMeow

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

Ew lol, could you imagine crashing on a deserted island and already seeing that?

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Well, I am a white man with European heritage, so I would kill the current inhabitant and claim everything for myself.

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Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

What about the testicles and ovaries?

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Probably dried for cat food. This IS DXP. You know at least 4 users brought their emotional support cats on board.

Crushed bone and dried blood could also be used as soil amendments to start cultivating larger amounts of coconuts.

Also, I would render all the fat to use in makeshift oil lamps for lighting. Skin would dried and used to build shelter. Ligaments and tendons would be used to make cordage for lashing and fishing line. Bones would be carved into fishhooks and weaponry.

I'd kill everyone, then use salt water and coconut shells to cure/smoke all the meat.