SassyKiwi

Omg wtf all these chicks look scary af

INTJ. 18% . Did it in 12 mins. Bs'd it. I hate these, I have an attention span of a baby pug

Posted by AriesJo
Yeah just don’t pick up the phone as much, it’s not rocket science.
Sounds like a horror movie, maybe she’s going to kill you at the end.

Not unless they kill themselves first.

It's time to fake your death and move to another country.

Burn Anything Sweet Day

I saw those bruh

Those types of transactions only reserved thru PM wink

I'm artistically challenged and need a little something digitally drawn for me. If anyone can help me ill pray that u get a thousand virgins or whatever else people want these days

Wtf are you nubs doing posting here circa 2015

Posted by Dreamyboy
I accepted me being single and staying single for a while since October last year. I made the choice so I could fix myself. I have made absolutely 0 attempt to court a girl. I mean I want to, but it's only a distraction for me ? eyes on the prize

Court me. Take me to your dreamland. Let's jetpack outta here.

Back off u hos

"And you're my cult leader"

Nobody's loyal these days. If you want loyal, find a lazy introvert.

Mayb he is trying to set you up on getting comfortable with a three some with his father. Is the subliminal message not that clear? I say you should try to get pregnant so ur bf is like whoa so do I have a sibling or a kid nd then u all come on Maury show and give me a shout out ok

Wtf you don't take guys who post butter like that online in their 30s serious. Dump his ass.

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez

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Posted by JohnTheBaptist100
Stick with friendship. It is quite rare for a Taurus to date a fellow work colleague as their work is their security and their security they will not risk...

I just wanted to add to this.... I dated lol (was/is friends) with a Taurus man that was my colleague. We worked in the same small building 3 years while dating(hanging) heavily during that time. He noticed me when I started and He asked me out(hang) several times before I actually couldn't avoid the question anymore. Eventually, I found a better opportunity, resigned and we continued to date (hang). His work is certainly his security as he has over 2 decades vested with his job. It took us over a year to become sexually intimate even with hanging out 2-3 times a week. I never got the title of gf but I did land a spot in the friend zone lol.

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They gotta keep up the harem image...

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Posted by SassyKiwi
I have one. It makes me really sassy. It's fun. My presence and acknowledgement of anyone is like a blessing to others ?

Right? I always say to people they should feel privileged while i'm gracing them with my company. That they don't know the goodness that's there!

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I have one. It makes me really sassy. It's fun. My presence and acknowledgement of anyone is like a blessing to others ?

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Posted by SassyKiwi
Oh my God that's what I've been treetrunking trying to point out. Idiots deserve being thrown in the graves they digged.

Fixed.

Stop im sleep deprived sick angry and want to throw myself

Want me to read you a book of Harry Potter in the voice of David Attenborough? His voice is soothing.

Omg yes please ?

::In my best David Attenborough voice::

"The fawn, newly born is walking on the snow for the first time. Mother looks quite happy. They stride together looking for a meal to scrape, but as its winter, they can only gorge on bark and roots. It is a harsh winter, and for the newborns survival, she has to scrounge for every meal to feed her fawn her warm, nutritious milk. Across the world, in the most, unforgiving place on earth lies the South Pole, Antarctica. Here, the emperor penguin faces a new challenge. With the husbands left alone to care for their eggs, the wives, search the oceans for food, braving the vicious sea lions. Here another war has arisen, a war... on the unharmed eggs survival. The males hold there precious eggs between their legs and huddle together to brave the treacherous blizzard and even just 10 seconds exposed, the fate of their child is death."

Sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite ?

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No! Vocaroo this! :c

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Posted by SassyKiwi
Oh my God that's what I've been treetrunking trying to point out. Idiots deserve being thrown in the graves they digged.

Fixed.

Stop im sleep deprived sick angry and want to throw myself

Want me to read you a book of Harry Potter in the voice of David Attenborough? His voice is soothing.

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Omg yes please ?