SassyKiwi

Pretty sure this is how 40 year old male predators sound

No, because I agree.

Our parents are in debt because of us. We're the generation that's largely had our tuition, car, insurance, phone bill, shiny gadgets, etc all paid for.

We're materialistic swines. It's one thing to bring debt upon yourself, but to bring it upon others? You better be taking responsibility for that.

Btw the system's really messed up and back then tuition used to be insanely reasonable and affordable... but who caused that to change? THE PREDECESSORS OF MILLENNIALS.... RETIREMENT HOME FOR YOU AND YOU ~!!

Soo maybe I could start an escort business or something with this information thx

Posted by Stihl46
I'm a Cancer and no I don't believe in violence I don't believe in owning a gun and I'm not really into hunting.

Oh honey the state of your mental health alone is enough to make you a danger to society.

Btw why would you ever want a cabbage patch doll they were SO HIDEOUS



Like was it suppose to prepare us for how horrific we'd look through puberty or something

They were so fugly it's not even funny

Posted by Vegetta91

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Posted by Vegetta91
On the other side I thought these things were something common for a cautious people

Ive never read these. Some are insightful and eye openers. Some are things I do and have done just because. I didnt even quantify and have words for a lot of it.

I always thought some of these Laws were so natural , like praise your boss and you achieve a higher rank or whatever
At least to me they feel natural..

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Er, I wouldn't say "natural"... like have you read some of these:

Law 7
Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit
Use the wisdom, knowledge, and legwork of other people to further your own cause. Not only
will such assistance save you valuable time and energy, it will give you a godlike aura of
efficiency and speed. In the end your helpers will be forgotten and you will be remembered.
Never do yourself what others can do for you.

Law 8
Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary
When you force the other person to act, you are the one in control. It is always better to make
your opponent come to you, abandoning his own plans in the process. Lure him with fabulous
gains – then att

Law 11
Learn to Keep People Dependent on You
To maintain your independence you must always be needed and wanted. The more you are
relied on, the more freedom you have. Make people depend on you for their happiness and
prosperity and you have nothing to fear. Never teach them enough so that they can do without
you.

Like damn so manipulative. I agree that these can appeal to one's vanity. Not denying these are effective but it's easy to point out these mofos - and yes they're mostly from fixed sign energies.

Omg I loved Spyro so much on PlayStation. Cute lil badass dragon

I'm ridiculously impressed by how good some 90s electronic are:



It's honestly a gem. It's smooth af. I love it.

Have the scorpios come out of their rocks yet to claim they naturally reflect these

Okay so I need a Taurus in terms of getting away with money laundering

*takes notes*

I know Sags are really cunning. Love 'em. Would choose them for partner in crime.

Cancers are psychopaths period. Eugenics !!

I got my first ugly box computer when I was 4/5 and these are some of the pc games I remember playing:

http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Super-Sports-PC/dp/B00000JLQU

http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Classic-Storymaker-PC/dp/B00000JLRQ

http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Time-Play-Pet-Shop-PC/dp/B00005KG5U

There were others like Math Blasters and spaceship/spy stuff too.

I don't remember hit clips but I remember buying these when they came out:


Lol I only bought Hilary Duff and Spongebob stuff for it -__- COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY. DVD players existed back then so idk why the heck I wanted those.

Does anyone remember playing DreamLife?! AND BOPIT





My tamagotchi pets would always die too... idk why. Maybe I was just really dumb. Neopets was better anyway!!

God this is probably why I have terrible vision.

I agree. You all are incapable of handling nice things.



It's time Duncan.

Geminis are just living proof that multiple personality disorders can lead to success

Posted by kissmygrits

I'll show ya painful

I thought dating was just a western concept in aiming to judge how stingy one can possibly be or determining one's table manners and their taste in food and stuff cause why would you want a woman who orders salad. You can't sexily steal a tomato from their plate. I mean I guess you can but like you can do that at the grocery store too. And like restaurants barely give you that many tomatoes these days so that poor girl would just be left with lettuce.

Most people just hang out and fall in love and can't help themselves. Don't overthink it just let it happen. Go with the floooow.

Posted by iCloud9
Congrats!!!

he didn't ask "will u marry me?" instead he said see if it fits lol. it's like hey this is not a question this is what it is woman, so manly lol

Ikr that's so hot. Possess me you fool!!

Congrats!!

I agree with everything but I never understood the hate towards Nickelback?! This was my fav song by them when I was in middle school:

Pretty deep, rite. I loved the music video. Plus the guy in it was cute af. Got that Ryan Cabrera look. Anyway, it's better than 99% of today's autotune crap okay. LIKE ANY OF YOU CAN DO BETTER !!

I'd just drop off that ring in some corner of Sephora and come back for it after the mission's accomplished (:

Omg Hilltop Hoods TBT

Posted by fastphoenix
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I have a 1-800 number and everything. Check out the site for the number. P.S, don't call me right now I'm about to go to sleep. When you call the number, my cell phone rings. I'm still working on it but hopefully I'll be the most widely known free psychic. IDK, but we'll see how this works

http://troyemystic.com

I'm going to call you right now and you will pick up. And Sarah will let me know what kind of apple I'm eating right now