I think it was the "good fair to middling"

that got us all....what you put in your whiskey Bling??? Bourbon?

Just like you'd place someone on block here LS, do so to her, you have caller ID. So don't pick up! Stupid cookiemonsters should learn a bit of respect, you are NO LONGER her Husband but her ex and you owe her nothing at all. You only have to remain decent to her around the children...if it doesn't involve them then it doesn't involve you!!

yeah right you are mate, bring your swimmers it's a scorcher out there, dont forget the block and sunnies cos you're bound to get shit faced sitting in the sun drinking that plonk!

Well darl, you better send some Benji's my way. I just invited the bros and all the cobbers over for a fair dinkum barbe this arvo. We got to go to the bottle o to pick up a slab of piss and some bangers too.

So put your "A" into "G" STREWTH they'll be here in a mo!

Posted by oldskoolflavor
libra woman gets tired of wearing the pants ..
then, she's out to find a man ..

That sums it up nicely oldskool

This one ^^^^^

The Pisces male needs to be mature to be with a libra woman. She hasn't the patience for child play.

I can set up another one for you

Which side do you bat for?

Friend zone and/or inexperience guy with low self esteem. Other than that maybe a complete gentleman but the latter is hard to find!

Ewwww I didn't see that, just thought it was because of his love poem to FF

Veery good triple E, I've picked up a few since I've been here..

Gidday mate = Hello to a friend
Arvo = afternoon
Roo = kangaroo
servo = service station
bottle o = bottle shop or liquor store
traino = train station
outback = country
cobber = friend/aquaintance

fesh & cheps = fush & chups



NZ lingo & Maori words

Egg = idiot
chur or kapai = good
bro/cous = male friend/family
slag = slut
teke = pussy
whanau = family
Kia Ora = Hello/greetings
kai = food

gone walkabout = taking a trip- Oz
taking a slash = male going to the toilet-NZ

Yes, you're deeply disturbed

Dom's moderation??

Welcome back

Not many men think this well VH!

Lover's quarrel FF

Thats great if you have that QS, trouble is ME really, when I am in a relationship I feel and do all the things that I feel are necessary. The role of an obedient wife, it's who I am and who I don't like being tbh. It's what my momma taught me and I feel I will always be like that so yes much happier with myself NOT in a relationship.

Remember... curiosity killed the cat

Certainly know how you'd be feeling for sure and its something we just want to know but it has the feeling of Pandoras box or a can of worms!