SassyKiwi

NO. My profile is on extreme lockdown yet people who I didn't even have a single mutual friend with were able to message me and send me friend requests. And some were like weird high schoolers. So I just tell them I have 3 kids and their reactions are pretty hilarious tbh

Posted by hydorah
jfc

I'm upset

YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT

It's

@ravioli @ravioli give me the formuoli cookiemonster

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@ravioli
give me the formuoli

Stop

I wanted to say that

Posted by ShadowAbsorber
oh oopsies i totally misread... it was Alicia who came up with the vocaroo idea, i thought sassykiwi came up with it :/

Lol! Merc rx yo. My first post on this thread was on the third page silly
Regardless, cute shout out

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol

But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!

Omg what do you want me to do, go pick up a stray animal and get rabies? Humans are living animals!!

Ice - My fridge produces ugly ice sorry


An alcoholic beverage - Using my Pluto in Sag card, this is the most I'd be able to get wasted off of if I tried (people have gotten DUIs from Listerine intoxication k)



A green piece of clothing


Any kind of paint


Some kind of potato


Unused candle


A living animal - I don't have pets, but I promise you my little brother excels as one


Broom


Hammer - This was gross tbh


A book of matches - I had to get clever ya

Do you guys do free samples? I like free samples

The problem is some of you clearly get very sensitive when it comes to others' financial expenses since it's like some trigger from your personal situations. Like can you scream any louder your life revolves around budgets and spending extremely wisely. Not everyone's counting pennies.

Using Apple or PC is a personal preference, neither user is more or less illiterate than the other. So sad that has to be spelled out.

Posted by rockyroadicecream
Holy jebus, what the treetrunk is this silly girl doing suggesting Apple and LENOVO as computer options?

Those are total butter. Total, total, butter.

I've never been big on Dell, but my brother says that they've come out with some pretty impressive stuff over the last 4-5 years and have stepped up their game. He works IT so he's always been giving me insight. He's been trying to coax me into getting a Dell but I prefer building my machine, tbh.

YOUR best bet, OP is to get something built. 2k is freaking huge for a basic home PC.

Avoid Windows 10 if you can help it too, btw. Total garbage being forced upon Windows users. They're becoming as bad as Apple in that department.

Clearly many of you all are disregarding the OP's personal wants and spewing out stuff that have already been mentioned somewhere in this thread.

The OP doesn't even know what SSDs and dedicated graphics cards like NVIDIA are.

All he wanted was a basic and, wait for it, the biggest key word, CUTE laptop and he's already had his eyes on Apple but expected it to be around 2k until I linked him a cheaper model that covered his basic needs.

Building computers is hella fun, but the OP could care less about gaming or anything extensive to bother hitting a 2k mark PC.

People who hate on Apple have most likely never owned an Apple product, they're more reliable than any popular PC brand.

If people have the money to invest in Apple, don't get jealous and start bashing on Apple.

Gotta give him props for being so straightforward and determined *third time might be the charm*

So Pisces, living in his own little bubble.

Pop it.

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http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal

do you have venus in Scorpio ?

if not, you'll be okay ..
if so, umm .. my (frozen) heart goes out to you

Why
Is there something wrong with venus in scorpio ?

let's just say it's not the best venus to have in this day and age (imo)

Lol

Bless my non-scorp venus

Look at you lovesick fools

All just peasants

what's your venus sign, pretend-newbie ?

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Pretend-newbie??

I mean my venus isn't that great. But the things I've seen venus in scorps, air dominants in particular, get into is pretty crazy tbh. They're like clingy yet fickle, and then indecisive af.

With water dominants, I guess they're just the clingy and obsessive part like the OP.

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Posted by Kemetisinme
http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/natal

do you have venus in Scorpio ?

if not, you'll be okay ..
if so, umm .. my (frozen) heart goes out to you

Why
Is there something wrong with venus in scorpio ?

let's just say it's not the best venus to have in this day and age (imo)

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Lol

Bless my non-scorp venus

Look at you lovesick fools

All just peasants

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MacBook or iMac is a waste of money and just really for Apple fanboys and the computer illiterate (user friendly and difficult to get viruses) Unless you're doing a lot of photo editing. You can get an Asus with better specs and a fraction of the price.

I agree Asus are better. Esp the ROGs. But they're not very cute like Apple which he's wanting.

Dells are okay and they came out with some very Apple-y looking models. I'm just saying all this to try to save someone from spending over a thousand dollars to browse the Internet and watch movies because that is total madness, however some people are made of money so there is that too lol.

Yeah, like Dell's XPS line that even throws in touch screens. Like where you at Apple.

I think if price isn't a factor, Apple products are a good investment. They last very long and their customer support is great.

That is true, if money was not a factor I would probably get one just to get one. I do feel like the picture on Apples are unmatched by others, so I can see why a photographer or graphic designer would want to use Apple.

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It's because of their damn retina displays lol. And they're just an iconic part of the hipster world. Apple serves perfectly to the shiny, pretty mindset and hunger of Americans.

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Posted by littlemegabyte
MacBook or iMac is a waste of money and just really for Apple fanboys and the computer illiterate (user friendly and difficult to get viruses) Unless you're doing a lot of photo editing. You can get an Asus with better specs and a fraction of the price.

I agree Asus are better. Esp the ROGs. But they're not very cute like Apple which he's wanting.

Dells are okay and they came out with some very Apple-y looking models. I'm just saying all this to try to save someone from spending over a thousand dollars to browse the Internet and watch movies because that is total madness, however some people are made of money so there is that too lol.

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Yeah, like Dell's XPS line that even throws in touch screens. Like where you at Apple.

I think if price isn't a factor, Apple products are a good investment. They last very long and their customer support is great.

Posted by littlemegabyte
MacBook or iMac is a waste of money and just really for Apple fanboys and the computer illiterate (user friendly and difficult to get viruses) Unless you're doing a lot of photo editing. You can get an Asus with better specs and a fraction of the price.

I agree Asus are better. Esp the ROGs. But they're not very cute like Apple which he's wanting.

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Posted by SassyKiwi
Okay so here we've got a bare minimum cutesy Apple model that'll meet all your minimum needs:
http://www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-MD101LL-13-3-Inch-Laptop/dp/B0074703CM/ref=zg_bs_565108_20

Now we can definitely hit those $ 1.2k+ ranges if you want to get into stuff like SSDs that help boot your laptop and applications/programs like speedy gonzales. Oh and if you need more hard drive space for your illegal bootleg stuff and whatnot. If not, this should be fine.

I've been researching for a few mins and I think I'm gonna buy this one. It's Apple, it's cute, it's simple, the price is way less then I expected and I think it's good for just every day random use.

Awesome I hope you enjoy!

Isn't that a 3-4 year old model?

Yeah it is. If he bothers with the latest models, they'll at least be $ 300 more expensive. He's not looking to do much besides browsing and general use, that model should be more than enough.

If you don't mind an open box one that still has warranty, you might want to get this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00UGBTQ7Q/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

It's the late 2015 model.

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Those are used though.

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Okay so here we've got a bare minimum cutesy Apple model that'll meet all your minimum needs:
http://www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-MD101LL-13-3-Inch-Laptop/dp/B0074703CM/ref=zg_bs_565108_20

Now we can definitely hit those $ 1.2k+ ranges if you want to get into stuff like SSDs that help boot your laptop and applications/programs like speedy gonzales. Oh and if you need more hard drive space for your illegal bootleg stuff and whatnot. If not, this should be fine.

I've been researching for a few mins and I think I'm gonna buy this one. It's Apple, it's cute, it's simple, the price is way less then I expected and I think it's good for just every day random use.

Awesome I hope you enjoy!

Isn't that a 3-4 year old model?

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Yeah it is. If he bothers with the latest models, they'll at least be $ 300 more expensive. He's not looking to do much besides browsing and general use, that model should be more than enough.

Posted by exxtasyx

Posted by SassyKiwi
Okay so here we've got a bare minimum cutesy Apple model that'll meet all your minimum needs:
http://www.amazon.com/Apple-MacBook-MD101LL-13-3-Inch-Laptop/dp/B0074703CM/ref=zg_bs_565108_20

Now we can definitely hit those $ 1.2k+ ranges if you want to get into stuff like SSDs that help boot your laptop and applications/programs like speedy gonzales. Oh and if you need more hard drive space for your illegal bootleg stuff and whatnot. If not, this should be fine.

I've been researching for a few mins and I think I'm gonna buy this one. It's Apple, it's cute, it's simple, the price is way less then I expected and I think it's good for just every day random use.

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Awesome I hope you enjoy!

Also if you wanted something modern like a convertible tablet/touch screen type of laptop with high-end specs with the sacrifice of half the hard drive space, Lenovo has these on sale for $ 800: http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/lenovo/yoga-laptop-series/yoga-700-14/?sb=:000001C9:00015FFB:&clickid=wos0hTWVTRM4UESx6Y1YM31gUkSxMs2RR20wwI0&PID=10451&acid=ww:affiliate:bv0as6&irgwc=1

Here's a comparison to the other higher-end Macbook Pros if you were curious:
http://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro

They'd sort of be an overkill for your needs.