AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $ 500,000.00 HOME, A $ 45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic > >>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while > >>> a > >>> $ 20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. > >>> > >>> Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $ 20 > >>> bills > >>> falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. > >>> "I'd > >>> better > >>> go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..." > >>> > >>> "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? > >>> You didn't steal it, did you?" > >>> > >>> "Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is right next > >>> to > >>> the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and > >>> pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the > >>> fence > >>> with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the > >>> fence, > >>> I grab it and I say, " $ 20 or off it comes!" > >>> > >>> "OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck. Oh, by the > >>> way, what's in the other bag?" > >>> > >>> "Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."
Over the PA system at the local NEW WORLD Cleanup on aisle 12, we have a Husband Down, I repeat we have a Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Supermarket . The husband picks up a case of Tui and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, its only $ 20 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $ 40 jar of face cream and puts it in the trolley. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does a case of Tui and its half the price..'
Obviously not the topic people like to comment on.
Possibly the biggest thing would be for you to really get to know the other person before moving them in with you. Dont move too fast in a relationship and also get legal advice on whether you can tie up some of your assets for the children. Not something I've had to think about as I'm a
call it what you want there are no correct wordings these days...just reinvented words.
I'm staying strong on mine too
Whenever she said that to me I'd then say I'm never going to win Lotto....hasnt happened yet!! But strangley enough I feel that one day I will have a significant win...or is that just wishful thinking???
question is how far should i let his friendship go? It's not out of the question that there is a little more than a platonic friendship on my part, when we first met I was all up for it but then the way he acted with not being able to talk or anything raised a few concerns so I left it alone. Then he called me up after I went back home after a few weeks and befriended me online.
I'm lonely and dont have many men that I would be intimate with...I'm still not sure if i feel this way about him and I know it's not a long term thing because I like where I live and my kids are here and he has his there and it's like the impossible ask either way.
If we were intimate, would it ruin things for him and me as friends? Silly question I spose...? But it's going around and around in my head and I need to hear it out loud!
I do know all his friends, one of my closests is a friend of his... and I am familiar with what he does. Yes he drinks alot on the weekends, parties, football clubs etc but then so do I..
and I'm not sure I'm interested in a relationship with him but with the way he talks it makes me wonder if it is just to get what he wants...I like having him as a friend and when I am home we go out in a group.
I'm a Libran and am being pursued by an Aries, because I havent had any dealings with one before I'd like a little insight if you please. What are they like...ie: are they genuine with what they say? Romantic or Not?
He's a funny man and kids around alot. But he freezes up when with me esp around others like he doesnt know what to say...he says alot more over the net and is Full on flattery is the weirdest ways but annoyingly speaks like I am too good for him and has mentioned that he is going to marry me (while intoxicated) or that he is going to be the step dad to my kids. When alone he's more at ease as I think I ramble on and he just adds in but he hasnt tried to kiss me yet.
We met last Nov and dont live in the same country, he lives in my home town and has followed me to an event when I was there last. I'm a regular home goer. He hasnt taken himself off the market and will answer truthfully if I ask but doesnt go into any details..
So any insights to the Arian male will be helpful, thanks
He is just a friend or we were. Ok so i didnt return his interest...something that he'll get over when he finds someone and then maybe we can be friends again. He was supportive when I was going through shit and it did help to talk to another male, so no I wont give up on my friends...
I just wonder on the reasons they go quiet...perhaps he's sitting on his rock until he can get a handle on things, he hasnt deleted me...
That was one senario...there is another which makes me wonder why men go silent...is it me and the way I am or are they actually capable of thinking?? People wanted to know in what situation.
Another friend which I chatted to all the time on FB helped me through some tough issues I was having...we were clearly just friends and when I felt his thoughts were changing becasue he was constantly flattering me, I tried to tactfully remind him we were only friends...
That was recieved ok at first and we still talked for another month or so...then silence?? He's appear online and doesnt say anything then go off, then all of a sudden he was never on. After a few months he likes my statis...was to do with putting things to rest, so I commented to that and said missed seeing him online. To which he replies "Good for you!"
OK another silence...cant men just be friends or does it always have to be an ulterior motive with them AND is the silence a form of punishment/reassessment
And should i be worried...yes I like my friends but I'm beginning to wonder if having male friends is the impossible task.
I thought he crossed a line, I felt a personal insult 3 times and came back with a sacastic comment about it...he missed what had upset me and thought it was something else and told me not to worry about it...
So I didnt bother to reply back...and neither did he
We arent dating, just friends, (he would like to though)