Pure blonde....and any low carb beer Or Wine!!!

And he deserves it because he can lol like no one else!!! What's your problem with him???

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.......it never happened)
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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....Then you are just an old sour fart!

-------------------------------------------One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,

That's soooo funny Bells!! Think I'll have to start an arguement just to experience it

Tried and failed...barely got off the ground (3 months) but he (Scorp) loved my social graces and it was whirlwind in the beginning (him chasing)...very jealous/possesive creatures. The hot/cold treatment was what killed anything in the end...I wasn't prepared to deal with it after the first time that I balled him out over it and heard the explaination...and then it kept happening!! Made up my mind, told him, (probably hurt him) contacted him again some month later somewhat undecided...(indecisive Libra) he was thrilled but that was the end, he never bothered to try and rekindle anything and I left it there with the open door...

Yeah I thought it was just a mother/daugher thing and i've lernt to say what I want to say and then let it go.

As for my friend, yes we butt heads on a few things and that's all good as everyone has their own opinions. We normally discuss and almost argue and neither will really take in the others opinion because we are both right of course...but the pettiness when we are out having fun has to stop or I will exclude her from our outings when I'm initiating which is 90% of the time!

Any thoughts as to why she acts like this? It's only with me and sometimes it's like she is mothering me...I always mix and mingle but it's not as if I am doing anything to be mothered about so I feel it must be that for some reason I've irritated her...idk

Oh yeah I'm a Libra and have no problems with my other Taurean gf's but then i dont spend as much time with them! Are Taureans jealous people? My daugher is very jealous...but I thought it was the number one child thing going on there...

I have always had Taurus friends and we get on fine...I also have a Taurus daughter and we dont really get on at all. To me she is very hypocritical, to the point where I have to point out exactly what she is saying/doing but she will never understand and is very closed minded...maybe it's just a mother daughter thing and I've learnt to live with it and say what I need to and let it go!

But one girlfriend lately has been nit-picking at me...I thought maybe we were seeing too much of each other because she moved down to the coast from the city to be around more action during the weekends and because she moved into a tiny place I would invite her around once or twice a week for dinner or wine....after her move we made more friends and I always arrange outings with all the girls or have them all over to mine. Anyway...lately when we have been going out by the end of the night she will pick an arguement over the stupidest thing

ie: At a wedding I came back to the table to find they had cleared my wine glass and so I complained that they shouldn't have...She said you were up at the dance floor for over half an hour and I said no I wasnt, I have just come back from the toilet and was up there for about 5 mins. To which she then tried to get people on-side to tell me I had been gone for over half an hour, she made an issue about it to prove me wrong!!!!! (She was sober driver)

Another time we were at a club (I was sober driver) it was closing and I was waiting for her and a friend to start walking downstairs, about 3 times I went back and forth and ended up walking down with someone else because he had lost his ride and was pretty drunk. When she got down she yelled, you could have told us you were going out...we were looking for you!!! I looked at her and said "Dont start!" and then walked away. I was starting to notice a pattern with her attacks, generally at the end of the night and for no real reason because I thought we were all having fun!!

Anywho, my question is...how should I handle this? As I said they are pathetic attacks and I feel for no good reason and I wont stand back and do nothing anymore and tend to bite back, but I want to remain friends. I just dont want to have to put up with a bad ending to a good night! Lately i just havent included her in all of our outings.

Should I just hit her up with it straight and ask why or if she even realises she is doing this? Some Taurean imput would be great.

All the best Ging

Our relationship is and has been a beautiful friendship of over 35 years...maybe something more in the future...

Extremely high as you get older too and of course when there isnt a full time partner around!

The leo-libra thing is a pretty strong connection. Unfortunetly, on both sides, I think there is sometimes a little too much pride. ya know?




Definietly can feel that LS!! But depending on the issues at hand I can and will swallow mine for the sake of peace and an easier resolution...a few times anywho

Everything is running quite sweetly now...not long before we meet up...and then I'm sure there will be a whole lot of more to chew over!!!

Drama queen...isn't that spose to be your job PP??? lol

Honey I'm not the one that wants to fuck a married Sagi man (one that is married to a friend) when I'm married to a Libra.... and if you dont like the feedback here imagine how you are going to feel when all your friends and family find out exactly what you are like???? At least here you are anonymous.

Who's behaving like a little girl?????? Try as hard as you like to make me look bad but reality check....take a look in the mirror!!!!!

Private Message

From: sagiluv
Date: 10/21/2009 11:03:32 AM
Subject: FB


Get a Life you F*****************B****************!


Did I hit a sore point Sagiluv????

HAhahaha

My life is perfect....how's yours treating you?

The caveman sitting on his rock pondering....leave him be he'll be back when he's done.

Sagiluv, if you have something to say to me say it on the threads, i dont need your PM. I have nothing to hide about what I think...do you??? You will get bashed on here by more than just me, in fact, I'm very lenient to your situation!

Bullshit! you are trying to figure out how you can have your cake and eat it too! It's written all over the threads here in Sagi & Libra. Why does someone like you even get married when all you are about is the tempting greener grass on the other side? Nothing has happened as yet because you are trying to find a way to have it all... Dont be fooled by your Liba's quiet demure, he knows exactly what you are up to, one thing for sure we arent as blind as and loved up as you may think....The moment you stray it'll show and he'll pick up on it!

Sagiluv, you are soo desperate to win over this Sag man and keep him, it's quite sickening especially since you will split two marriages up trying to get what you want...Are you that selfish that all you can think about is what you want & not think of the pain inflicted upon the two innocent parties here?

Truely if you go through with this I hope you get exactly what you deserve! People like you really make me feel anger and that goes against my grain!

Dxp wouldn't be without P Angel's words of wisdom or not... or PP's lols.