Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices
there's a Nicobate patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're

supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not
your penis.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down
to two butts a day.'


*IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! *

These three old ladies and their dogs

were sitting on a park bench

having a quiet conversation

when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies,

stood right in front of them

and opened his trench coat.



Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble,

couldn't reach that far.

You are in a Librian forum therefore perfect is the key!

EK what's obese got to do with this question???

Yes, done that. Nothing or no-one seem to fit in our scale of perfection which is why it works better in your head. The idea of the person or the physical being is perfect but their actions don't match up!

With myself in particular I have to realize no one is perfect so as not to have such high expectations and then take it slowly. Also I find it's where you're at in life ie: if you are happy in yourself and with your life in general. I think you have to be happy with yourself before someone else can love you whic is why I think we sabotage the realtionship in the beginning! Maybe we won't meet their expectations!

Soooo happy for you that he woke up and it will be great for him too in order to heal more quickly. Just as well you're patient and "forgiving" ALL the BEST.

Can you imagine how long it'll take to have sex??? hehe DennyV chapter 15!

Great news chatz, glad he woke up in time to get you back. Good luck, but dont be too hard on him when he lapses into memory spells.

So when do we get to see a picture of your lovely lady? Oh and will you tell her all about us when you get together???

Yeah it was just the fact that you haven't even tried to kiss her yet.

glaciers move faster. Lol leo!

Are you a virgin Denny? Or is that too personal?

So your a prostitute??? For the HOT & LONELY... one of which I'm not... I have loads of real friends... and my money I dont share especially with opportunists!


PLUS I'm a Sweetheart...not your type!

It's the one that would have you crawling on your hands and knees!!! But I wouldn't

"Fund A Mental" would spot a guy like you a mile away...

Now it's all coming together, you work in a bar/club great place to prey upon the desperately lonely drunks. Beer/wine googled women are easy prey reguardless of what you look like. You're obviously very picky and well worth 2 mins of their time!

As previously stated "fund a "mental" your deliriously funny.

Now I know you are one of those men that talk is cheap. The more you talk the more that I realize you really don't get any women do you? Poor thing!

Spose in the next sentence you will tell us you have a 12 inch dick!?!? Sweetheart that's what you are talking through!!!!

Now we are all laughing at you!

I wonder if that aint just MEN in general, I've looked at other threads and they all seem to have similar experiences..

Meaning you've nearly reached your quoter again!

think you need to start ANOTHER thread Denny...