Posted by Damnata
So I was checking some online dating profiles and this guy stood out as a Virgo. Love, love our humor.
"Forget all the other guys here, I am the BEST!
- Being responsible, having a good job and shit? Check.
- Dealing with modern-day relationship problems tenderly, being intensive and understanding? Doublecheck.
- Standing by in time of needs and provide a shoulder to cry on? Mega-check.
- Being extremely kind, funny, smart and shit? MOTHERFLIPPING CHECK ALL OVER THAT.
Dont believe me? Check this shit out:
-I am devilishly handsome: I was prom king two years in a row with two different queens.
-I am ridiculously smart: I can solve any rubiks cube in front of your face with my magic fingers.
-I have pinpoint accuracy: I killed a hawk once with a ninja star. (sorry for the bird, too)
-I am good for morale: When someone cries i am all symphatetic and shit.
Need my self summary? Nope. Not when you got my FACTS!
-I am honorable: I am the son of a librarian and a capricorn.
-I am brave: I fight crime on weekends, I dont wear a cape yo that shit is for PIMPS.
-I am dependable: Just call my name and I will be there
...well thats all for now ladies, you can find out more about me when you send me a single message saying hi!"
Posted by CluelessCancer
Remember when Whitney Houston was constipated and couldn't get her doodoo out and Bobby Brown stuck his hand in there and helped her?
That's LOVE.
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Posted by geminicandIe
He is just a scared little hurt vulnerable boy who discovered powers of his dick. Like most scorpio guys, he is a bleeding vagina.
Posted by TaurusBull1977
I'm not so sure, I don't understand the 'detailed' relationship dynamic between you and this Taurus Guy.
But I will have to admit, I thought this was real cute.
If I had to translate it...
There is no tangible explanation as to what I'm feeling, and because this is something I can't see, touch, taste or smell, I can only relate it to everything else that reminds me of you.
This was my best shot.
Posted by scribble
It doesn't have anything to do with the movie but just based on the title
Gone With the Wind
Posted by Geminivixenn
He's coming over for dinner tonight, I made lasagna
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Posted by Mr. Defense
I think the music in video games and anime tends to be good. They stand along as great musical pieces. Like this for example.
Anyone often listen to the soundtracks from video games and anime? There are normally some pretty competent composers who do this music.
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Doesn't make it any less true that something made here is 100% claimable as an American product.