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Posted by Lynx

Posted by SassyKiwi
My mom thinks Meghan Markle (with the help of her mom) did black magic on Harry. It's literally the only thing that makes sense about them.

Dark magic on Harry? 🤣

Is Harry under the imperius curse?

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Ik hilarious. But she is the embodiment of everything you’d expect the royal family to never accept and they are open with their disapproval. It’s all Harry carrying her weight and fighting for her when there really isn’t anything redeeming about her

I wanna troll apply

For future reference Taurean men are trash (the women are great tho). If they have a venus in Gemini, double trash. Be proactive. Use astrology to your advantage.

Posted by Black-Mamba
it might seem normal, but i want to get into belly dancing

It’s honestly great doing something paid that keeps you fit ! So jelly of those people

Posted by Tinnedglass

Posted by SassyKiwi
One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that

Im in love with your username.

Sas-ssy ki-weh

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Ty I love it too

Posted by Aquaman2
I want to kill atleast one human in my life.

Why do you have this urge?

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Posted by SassyKiwi
One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that

I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.

I have more then four
Definitely not fit..just didnt give up on myself

You're too hard on yourself. You look great. More than four... awesome.

I never lost all the weight from baby #5 but I’m a size 6/8 which isnt bad for mid thirties and 5 flipping kids...

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What physical activities did you do throughout your pregnancies? What did you eat? Did your boobs suffer?

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Posted by SassyKiwi
One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that

I think @Jade_Alexander is living our goals.

I only had two kids.

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Omg she looks so good. I've always been convinced the more kids you have the more youthful you'd remain. She reaffirms it

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Posted by SassyKiwi
One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that

At least 4 kids?!
Ask for the extra stitch then. And do your kegels.
And marry wealthy so he can pay for you to get your tits redone. Breastfeeding 4 their gonna be down to your knees. Best of luck.

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Ugh I don’t even want to think about the havoc my body would go through. Hilary Baldwin is like a yoga/fitness instructor with 4 kids (idk if she’s preg again) with a douche rich hubby. Goaalz

One day I want to be a hot, fit mom with at least 4 kids

Idk why but I really want that

Birth control is so bad for women. I was looking for the one with the most bearable side effects (especially didn't want weight gain or acne) and got Mircette prescribed. It's expensive af tho. I took Azurette the generic for it. They all have their share of different side effects, just a matter of picking your poison.

Yeah I think it's less social suicide and even a lil trendy to be a dog lady than a cat lady by that age you know?

Dogs are better tho

I came across a story where this teenage girl saw Demi Lovato and told her she inspired her to stop cutting or something and Demi responded with rolling her eyes. I figured she was better than Selena Gomez, I guess they're all equally trash

Them becoming slaves to health insurance companies is karma!!

Not too long ago during my earlier years of college I started getting really bad cystic acne breakouts. They were ridiculous and nonstop. There was this top rated dermatologist in my area that I went to who literally checked me for less than 5 minutes (visit cost $ 100) and prescribed me like $ 300 worth of topical creams, lotion and antibiotic.... they did work for like a year and a half only to later come back. I was told it's most likely hormonal and that I'd either have to take antibiotics on and off all my life (which no one should do, especially at a young age) or just deal with it. Like thanks doc. Love how you gave me false hope by slapping me a temp fix.

I then went to an allergist since butter like gluten sensitivity and lactose sensitivity and all that stuff was becoming trendy. I wanted blood work done for food allergies or sensitivities. They said MDs don't do the lab work that claims that could find those sensitivities for you, private companies do... so they did some general histamine testing on my skin for any reactions to a bunch of stuff like pollen, shellfish, etc. Everything came back negative. Another waste of $ 100.

I then went to the internet and sought out any sites or threads of people with similar issues as me. I of course tried diets ommiting things like dairy and gluten. I still kept getting the damn cystic acne. Then one post forever changed my life... someone somewhere mentioned shellfish caused them cystic acne... at that time I LOVED shrimp and fish and would have it multiple times a week. Seafood was generally known to be good for you, all that Omega 3 and butter you know. But of course I came this far I had to test it...lo' and behol' my cystic acne was cured. Any and all seafood and fish was the root cause of my cystic acne.... the insecurities that I struggled from those mothertreetrunkers I will never forget as well as the useless doctors that I went to for help who just wanted to make their $ 100 per 5 mins...

I sadly have more butterty doctor (specialists particularly - so mothertreetrunkers who get paid way more) stories even though I try to go to the best ones in my area.

My mom thinks Meghan Markle (with the help of her mom) did black magic on Harry. It's literally the only thing that makes sense about them.

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by SassyKiwi
When I was love bombed, I was messaged very shortly after our first date ended. He told me he had such a great time and how he wants to have dinner with me every night for the rest of the week.... he also wanted to meet my parents. He sent me goodnight and good morning texts. He told me he was thinking of me, etc. Wanted to establish exclusivity after a few dates. Said he background checked me and my family.. Remembered when we first started talking, wanted to do monthiversary, get me gifts. Just go full on crazy as if you about to propose to him soon mode.

When he said all this, did he actually do it as well? See you every night of the week?

I didn’t realize love bombing was commitment style (right now and forever) type of wording. I guess I was thinking it was more over the top fantasy style stuff.

Monthversary? I wouldn’t remember to keep up with it. I’d be super inconsistent 😩😩 I guess I’m not up for doing it now. I seriously didn’t know this much effort was involved.

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My Leo placements loved the attention but my Cap and Aqua placements were screaming "oh helllll naw, back it up." I told him to chill out and how he's coming on way too strong. I didn't let him go through with any of it so I don't know if he'd actually done it. It did have some fantasy style stuff but it was mostly fluff. Right from the first date he’d be like I want to take you skydiving with me for my birthday and then he’d say butter like “I’m gonna set the bar so high for you, you’ll see.” He was a narcissist and a Sag. Majority of the time love bombers are full of sweet nothing butter they've repeated with other people and overall superficial. So put your mindset in a Disney prince character and go try to sweep all those tinder men off their feets. If you want, I can log on as you and do it for you. I'm married so I can't be conducting these experiments on my own anymore but I like mentally experimenting on humans too 😁

When I was love bombed, I was messaged very shortly after our first date ended. He told me he had such a great time and how he wants to have dinner with me every night for the rest of the week.... he also wanted to meet my parents. He sent me goodnight and good morning texts. He told me he was thinking of me, etc. Wanted to establish exclusivity after a few dates. Said he background checked me and my family.. Remembered when we first started talking, wanted to do monthiversary, get me gifts. Just go full on crazy as if you about to propose to him soon mode.

Girl you are still young and with time you can fall in love again with a MUCH better man but here's the catch, you just have to make yourself believe you can and you definitely will. It all goes back to how you mentally coach yourself. That's all it is to anything.

Also don't feel too bad. Majority of the men are trash and don't know wtf they're doing in life. The goal is to find a least treetrunked up one.

I have the opposite issue...my husband's family is anti-Trump but I found out after we got married that my husband loves Trump and apparently voted for him (his mom didn't even know about this). To date I have no idea if he's strongly trolling about this or if he really loves Trump because he always says he's not joking ??