Welcome back to DXP Awards 2018, the Results Night!
So last night, the winners for the awards by element were announced.
But before we continue with the rest of the awards, let's call in a special guest to explain what the next awards will be.
The next awards are grouped together as PEREMPTORY AWARDS... and that special guest to explain to us what PEREMPTORY AWARDS mean is none other than Nicki Minaj!!!
"You know what, Bunny, you don't really need to give these cookiemonsteres awards... coz all they really want for the night are the booze so we're just waiting our time coz you know these guys are just some ingrate mofos. They just wanna drink alcohol."
"Well, that's exactly what PEREMPTORY AWARDS mean! We have no choice but to give these awards. Whether they like it or not, it is required by Duncan!"
"Okay then, lemme get that envelope and let's get this butter done..."