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I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position.

Its never too late to live out your dreams. Granny poon has a higher demand then you would think. Start grifting and sell the puss. I know it'll be a shock for you to get something back for once.
First time for everything.

I believe in you.

Your mother need to shut her pinhole and stop sharing her sex life experiences with you because you are too stupid to NOT to make it known to the world! I think you need to find her a therapist since that young 'stud' left her ass. How can you STAND to listen to her crap? WHEW!

I know I have you shook when you bring up my mom. Bitter is a good look on you.

But I was being genuine. I support you spreading your legs for some cash. Follow your dreams gemitati. Its true what they say, its never too late.

And I KNOW you get seething when I bring up your expired cougar mother when you saying stupid shit that makes no sense like me spreading my legs for cash. I am NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! If she went to a geriatric strip club to score another broke younger meat - what am I have to do with this! I do not need extra cash to pay for my sagging-lifted-sagging skin to keep in place! You lucky you see all this happening before your eyes so you wont do it! Thats why you picked a reject for a boyfriend...HAVENT YOU?

Of course your not my mother. She will never reach the levels of cringe you've achieved.

Girl just get Botox or a face lift or whatever. The self hatred is spilling out of you something fierce.

Oh! Because body reconstruction worked well for your mother but she got dumped by boy toy ANYWAY...
I learn from you. About what NOT to do...because I have nobody around me trying to date down to STAY in relationship OR injecting shit into themselves to KEEP a man.
Of course youll never have to worry about it because your man wont ever leave you. You are the ONLY ONE who would be with him. Thats for sure. And you need money for weed...not wasting it on botox, right?

Thanks for saying that. Our bond is tight, he’s a good man and wonderful partner. Too good for me so I am also sticking around.

I’m sorry to rain on your parade but my mom wasn’t dumped. Unless you consider them looking at vacation homes in Mexico as being dumped, then yes 😅 huge fat dumping, hopefully with an ocean view.

Sure you aren’t projecting? I’m sorry if the Aries dumped you. Only gives you more reason to start that grannyfans and stop giving it away for free. Think about it. Instead of turning your next bf into a copy of your dependent whiney man child ex husband you could get paid 🤑

You finally took a courage to lie about your cougar mother not being dumped...
And of course Gem wouldnt go anywhere and be loyal because nobody will WANT him but you! Youve been cheated on by handsome man and promised to yourself you wont be hurt anymore and lowered your standards to the 0. Now you can relax but still need grass to do that.
And about the Aries - you WISH! Because you CANT stand that older woman has a man you would die for but instead you have human version of stick figure or a hanger for a dog🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been cheated on?! gasp this is news to me
you learn something new everyday

Someone should tell my mom that she was dumped. Here she is living with her bf, taking international trips and looking at spending his money on a vacation home. She must have the strongest game to play an 'ex' like that lol. I'll let her know that your unhinged ass knows more about her relationship status then they do.

I love this level of delusion for you. And here I thought us Pisces had the strangle hold on fantasy but you really aiming to take the title. Your world building is next level. Truly an accomplishment to be proud of.

On a serious note, you should never die for a man. Thats wack af.

Ok, youll say anything (even lies) just to stop thinking about your match stick-BOY friend.
You dont even know how far behind I remember your stories BEFORE the Gem...you were different before that stud hurt you but it was years ago...pretending to forget and actually forget is apparently impossible!
Also IF you HAD a life - you would live it and not chasing my old ass in every post I make pointing finger and yelling "CHEATER' like if anybody gives a shit! except you. Because you lived trough being cheated on...still havent let it go as I can see. But I am tired of your stupid come backs like I live in places you created in your pot induced brain...did things your grass showing you I did...not me...weed!

So I just thought - how big of a part of your brain AM I so even being cold stoned out of your mind you thinking about me?

You are a cheater, are you not? I don't need to have been personally victimized by a duck to call a duck a duck. Lawl.

Here you go again with the world building. I was with the gem when I joined dxp so the 'stories before the gem' sadly only exist in your grey matter... not based in reality.

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YES I AM! But you are a LIAR! Youve been with Gem you said for 7 yeras and I am talking old dxpnet when you were fondling between legs at the corporate party by that stud in tax while you wore a little black dress and NOBODY knew what is he doing to you...of you to him...
How is my memory cant fail at MY age when you at YOUR AGE sent me living in places I had never lived?

AND your mother...NOBODY asked you to PARADE her body reconstruction for a man half of her age but YOU DID!
Because you were SO healous of MY love life tht YOU put YOUR MOTHER's less that appropriate SEX LIFE on dxp!
And it wasnt a mistake made by your drugged mind made once! You contunue for months...explainiing to me how your mother is better that me. WHO TA FUCK CARES enough to SELL OUT your cougaring but still MOTHER!!!!

Now you are going to dissapear to reapear later like IF I said NOTHING because you know I am saying the truth and you are just a wet brain...you with wet noodle of a man on your side...foreva!!!

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I posted in another thread addressing another Gemini:

What is your Moon? I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position. Since I can remember. Its annoying...unless I am not alone in bed.

SO the person I was talking to came back with her response that she is IN FACT also a Leo Moon AND lazy!

My question.
I have been sick of myself feeling guilty for being lazy but I dont care about my own guilty feelings same as about anybody elses.
HOWEVER I want to ask - IF we are BORN THIS WAY - would that be wise to try and change it even if itll stress shit out of me and
will make me go to gym (I rather die) and change my routine of living between sleeping,,,

DO people NEED to change what is written IN THE STARS for them?
Will that do good or harm? Do you have any examples?

#loservibes

I know. Right? You somehow doesnt look like a man who is hitting the gym more often than once a year...WINNER!

You don't even know what i look like 🤣

Logically and scientifically people choosing their avatars not just because...saying I am wrong?

Joe Rogan is a gym bro though. Commited for life to working out, even doing yoga ffs.

No. of asumptions: 2
No. assumptions wrong: 2

🤣😂🤣

This is what a lazy fatass life style does to you, it melts your brain.

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Yep! Except Joe on my phone looks like Denny DeVito and I never questioned if I am right...🤣🤣🤣🤣
And I WISH your brain was as melted as mine. I mean I wish you KNEW me and THEN you would wish THAT!
So far...keep on being active. Or you will masturbate until your hands fall off. Not what Joe does. Does he?

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position.

Its never too late to live out your dreams. Granny poon has a higher demand then you would think. Start grifting and sell the puss. I know it'll be a shock for you to get something back for once.
First time for everything.

I believe in you.

Your mother need to shut her pinhole and stop sharing her sex life experiences with you because you are too stupid to NOT to make it known to the world! I think you need to find her a therapist since that young 'stud' left her ass. How can you STAND to listen to her crap? WHEW!

I know I have you shook when you bring up my mom. Bitter is a good look on you.

But I was being genuine. I support you spreading your legs for some cash. Follow your dreams gemitati. Its true what they say, its never too late.

And I KNOW you get seething when I bring up your expired cougar mother when you saying stupid shit that makes no sense like me spreading my legs for cash. I am NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! If she went to a geriatric strip club to score another broke younger meat - what am I have to do with this! I do not need extra cash to pay for my sagging-lifted-sagging skin to keep in place! You lucky you see all this happening before your eyes so you wont do it! Thats why you picked a reject for a boyfriend...HAVENT YOU?

Of course your not my mother. She will never reach the levels of cringe you've achieved.

Girl just get Botox or a face lift or whatever. The self hatred is spilling out of you something fierce.

Oh! Because body reconstruction worked well for your mother but she got dumped by boy toy ANYWAY...
I learn from you. About what NOT to do...because I have nobody around me trying to date down to STAY in relationship OR injecting shit into themselves to KEEP a man.
Of course youll never have to worry about it because your man wont ever leave you. You are the ONLY ONE who would be with him. Thats for sure. And you need money for weed...not wasting it on botox, right?

Thanks for saying that. Our bond is tight, he’s a good man and wonderful partner. Too good for me so I am also sticking around.

I’m sorry to rain on your parade but my mom wasn’t dumped. Unless you consider them looking at vacation homes in Mexico as being dumped, then yes 😅 huge fat dumping, hopefully with an ocean view.

Sure you aren’t projecting? I’m sorry if the Aries dumped you. Only gives you more reason to start that grannyfans and stop giving it away for free. Think about it. Instead of turning your next bf into a copy of your dependent whiney man child ex husband you could get paid 🤑

You finally took a courage to lie about your cougar mother not being dumped...
And of course Gem wouldnt go anywhere and be loyal because nobody will WANT him but you! Youve been cheated on by handsome man and promised to yourself you wont be hurt anymore and lowered your standards to the 0. Now you can relax but still need grass to do that.
And about the Aries - you WISH! Because you CANT stand that older woman has a man you would die for but instead you have human version of stick figure or a hanger for a dog🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've been cheated on?! gasp this is news to me
you learn something new everyday

Someone should tell my mom that she was dumped. Here she is living with her bf, taking international trips and looking at spending his money on a vacation home. She must have the strongest game to play an 'ex' like that lol. I'll let her know that your unhinged ass knows more about her relationship status then they do.

I love this level of delusion for you. And here I thought us Pisces had the strangle hold on fantasy but you really aiming to take the title. Your world building is next level. Truly an accomplishment to be proud of.

On a serious note, you should never die for a man. Thats wack af.

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Ok, youll say anything (even lies) just to stop thinking about your match stick-BOY friend.
You dont even know how far behind I remember your stories BEFORE the Gem...you were different before that stud hurt you but it was years ago...pretending to forget and actually forget is apparently impossible!
Also IF you HAD a life - you would live it and not chasing my old ass in every post I make pointing finger and yelling "CHEATER' like if anybody gives a shit! except you. Because you lived trough being cheated on...still havent let it go as I can see. But I am tired of your stupid come backs like I live in places you created in your pot induced brain...did things your grass showing you I did...not me...weed!

So I just thought - how big of a part of your brain AM I so even being cold stoned out of your mind you thinking about me?

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Cause you do unforgivable things 😥

...like posting cheap shit

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I posted in another thread addressing another Gemini:

What is your Moon? I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position. Since I can remember. Its annoying...unless I am not alone in bed.

SO the person I was talking to came back with her response that she is IN FACT also a Leo Moon AND lazy!

My question.
I have been sick of myself feeling guilty for being lazy but I dont care about my own guilty feelings same as about anybody elses.
HOWEVER I want to ask - IF we are BORN THIS WAY - would that be wise to try and change it even if itll stress shit out of me and
will make me go to gym (I rather die) and change my routine of living between sleeping,,,

DO people NEED to change what is written IN THE STARS for them?
Will that do good or harm? Do you have any examples?

#loservibes

I know. Right? You somehow doesnt look like a man who is hitting the gym more often than once a year...WINNER!

You don't even know what i look like 🤣

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Logically and scientifically people choosing their avatars not just because...saying I am wrong?

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I posted in another thread addressing another Gemini:

What is your Moon? I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position. Since I can remember. Its annoying...unless I am not alone in bed.

SO the person I was talking to came back with her response that she is IN FACT also a Leo Moon AND lazy!

My question.
I have been sick of myself feeling guilty for being lazy but I dont care about my own guilty feelings same as about anybody elses.
HOWEVER I want to ask - IF we are BORN THIS WAY - would that be wise to try and change it even if itll stress shit out of me and
will make me go to gym (I rather die) and change my routine of living between sleeping,,,

DO people NEED to change what is written IN THE STARS for them?
Will that do good or harm? Do you have any examples?

#loservibes

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I know. Right? You somehow doesnt look like a man who is hitting the gym more often than once a year...WINNER!

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position.

Its never too late to live out your dreams. Granny poon has a higher demand then you would think. Start grifting and sell the puss. I know it'll be a shock for you to get something back for once.
First time for everything.

I believe in you.

Your mother need to shut her pinhole and stop sharing her sex life experiences with you because you are too stupid to NOT to make it known to the world! I think you need to find her a therapist since that young 'stud' left her ass. How can you STAND to listen to her crap? WHEW!

I know I have you shook when you bring up my mom. Bitter is a good look on you.

But I was being genuine. I support you spreading your legs for some cash. Follow your dreams gemitati. Its true what they say, its never too late.

And I KNOW you get seething when I bring up your expired cougar mother when you saying stupid shit that makes no sense like me spreading my legs for cash. I am NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! If she went to a geriatric strip club to score another broke younger meat - what am I have to do with this! I do not need extra cash to pay for my sagging-lifted-sagging skin to keep in place! You lucky you see all this happening before your eyes so you wont do it! Thats why you picked a reject for a boyfriend...HAVENT YOU?

Of course your not my mother. She will never reach the levels of cringe you've achieved.

Girl just get Botox or a face lift or whatever. The self hatred is spilling out of you something fierce.

Oh! Because body reconstruction worked well for your mother but she got dumped by boy toy ANYWAY...
I learn from you. About what NOT to do...because I have nobody around me trying to date down to STAY in relationship OR injecting shit into themselves to KEEP a man.
Of course youll never have to worry about it because your man wont ever leave you. You are the ONLY ONE who would be with him. Thats for sure. And you need money for weed...not wasting it on botox, right?

Thanks for saying that. Our bond is tight, he’s a good man and wonderful partner. Too good for me so I am also sticking around.

I’m sorry to rain on your parade but my mom wasn’t dumped. Unless you consider them looking at vacation homes in Mexico as being dumped, then yes 😅 huge fat dumping, hopefully with an ocean view.

Sure you aren’t projecting? I’m sorry if the Aries dumped you. Only gives you more reason to start that grannyfans and stop giving it away for free. Think about it. Instead of turning your next bf into a copy of your dependent whiney man child ex husband you could get paid 🤑

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You finally took a courage to lie about your cougar mother not being dumped...
And of course Gem wouldnt go anywhere and be loyal because nobody will WANT him but you! Youve been cheated on by handsome man and promised to yourself you wont be hurt anymore and lowered your standards to the 0. Now you can relax but still need grass to do that.
And about the Aries - you WISH! Because you CANT stand that older woman has a man you would die for but instead you have human version of stick figure or a hanger for a dog🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oh I see this is not a serious thread

No! It is serious until some moron comes in with irrelevant crap and keeps on crapping

It WAS serious. It started serious anyway.

I have no clue but I know one thing is that IF y God's grace you meet someone when child is younger - child can benefit from it because they are young and they dont have to adjust and go trough being jealous and feeling neglected because Mom is going on a date...
However you cant speed it up or slow it down. After all finding someone is hard work or just dumb luck as DanWard84 described...
You will know. And good luck.

P.S. Is your ex will be present in child's life?

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lol I literally thought you were a woman this whole time

Try pausing between inhaling...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position.

Its never too late to live out your dreams. Granny poon has a higher demand then you would think. Start grifting and sell the puss. I know it'll be a shock for you to get something back for once.
First time for everything.

I believe in you.

Your mother need to shut her pinhole and stop sharing her sex life experiences with you because you are too stupid to NOT to make it known to the world! I think you need to find her a therapist since that young 'stud' left her ass. How can you STAND to listen to her crap? WHEW!

I know I have you shook when you bring up my mom. Bitter is a good look on you.

But I was being genuine. I support you spreading your legs for some cash. Follow your dreams gemitati. Its true what they say, its never too late.

And I KNOW you get seething when I bring up your expired cougar mother when you saying stupid shit that makes no sense like me spreading my legs for cash. I am NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! If she went to a geriatric strip club to score another broke younger meat - what am I have to do with this! I do not need extra cash to pay for my sagging-lifted-sagging skin to keep in place! You lucky you see all this happening before your eyes so you wont do it! Thats why you picked a reject for a boyfriend...HAVENT YOU?

Of course your not my mother. She will never reach the levels of cringe you've achieved.

Girl just get Botox or a face lift or whatever. The self hatred is spilling out of you something fierce.

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Oh! Because body reconstruction worked well for your mother but she got dumped by boy toy ANYWAY...
I learn from you. About what NOT to do...because I have nobody around me trying to date down to STAY in relationship OR injecting shit into themselves to KEEP a man.
Of course youll never have to worry about it because your man wont ever leave you. You are the ONLY ONE who would be with him. Thats for sure. And you need money for weed...not wasting it on botox, right?

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Posted by MonaLisa26
I am Leo and I never been promoted. Wondering IF it is lazy Leo moon of mine. I prefer horizontal position.

Its never too late to live out your dreams. Granny poon has a higher demand then you would think. Start grifting and sell the puss. I know it'll be a shock for you to get something back for once.
First time for everything.

I believe in you.

Your mother need to shut her pinhole and stop sharing her sex life experiences with you because you are too stupid to NOT to make it known to the world! I think you need to find her a therapist since that young 'stud' left her ass. How can you STAND to listen to her crap? WHEW!

I know I have you shook when you bring up my mom. Bitter is a good look on you.

But I was being genuine. I support you spreading your legs for some cash. Follow your dreams gemitati. Its true what they say, its never too late.

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And I KNOW you get seething when I bring up your expired cougar mother when you saying stupid shit that makes no sense like me spreading my legs for cash. I am NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! If she went to a geriatric strip club to score another broke younger meat - what am I have to do with this! I do not need extra cash to pay for my sagging-lifted-sagging skin to keep in place! You lucky you see all this happening before your eyes so you wont do it! Thats why you picked a reject for a boyfriend...HAVENT YOU?

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Libra is the most intelligent out of the air signs. Not because of intelligence alone, but because how we utilize our intelligence. If you look at Geminis, very quick thinkers, but easily forget things and have short term memory issues unless that Gemini has his/her Venus in Virgo. Aquarius can think quick too but, they are too decisive, too quick and will often end up a mess because their way of thinking is very scattered. Libra is the only air sign out of the 3 that takes their time and processes their thinking, as a matter of fact, their thinking is already planned, already made and existent in the mind. And that is left is to manifest. I know this because I am a Libra myself and I have had a lot of experience with Geminis and Aquariuses.

If a Gemini, Aquarius and a Libra all arrive at a stop sign facing multiple roadways to go, this is how it would go.

Gemini at the stop sign would think just for one second and say ''It's this way!'' and move almost without thinking at all.

Aquarius at the stop sign and just take the path they feel is the right one, then suddenly stop, turn back and say ''Actually I think it was the other way'' and then go back and forth. They move before they think similar to Gemini except Aquarius is more non-hesitant.

Libra at the stop sign and would have already thought about where to go, they could be right about the correct path to take but still think ''I know it is that way but there might be a chance it might be the other way...hmm...'' but will not take action until they are sure it is the correct path to take. That as soon as they arrived at the stop sign, that is where they look and ''process''

Geminis and Aquariuses tend to screw up.

LOL! I've experienced working with numbers of Leebs. None of them were actually smart to me. They are not people person as well. Their ego kills me away and can be pretty snobbish.

One dude in particular, omg! Pretty face but that's all he got to offer. When it comes to work, he's forever clueless.

Also the moody part. You guys need to get over that. That mood swings...just lol! 🤭🤭😚😚

Look at you all lit up and excited to respond to me. If you are ready to get f*cked let me know.

Oops you must be imagining things again. Poor you.

Leebs aren't great in bed from what I could remember.

Sorry not sorry. 😁

How would you know? Have you had sex with atleast 1 million Libras to have finally come to that conclusion? You see how ridiculous you sound now? I am a Libra with Lilith in Taurus, and I guarentee you I'll turn your world upside down like you've never had done to you. I'll leave you foaming out the mouth for more.

100% of MEN who praise themselves on appearance and sexual abilities ARE IN FACT - ugly imponent who secretly are so horny that they would fuck their mother IF they weren't afraid she would kill them!

You are nowhere on my level, so your comment and approval, is not needed. You failed, thanks for atleast existing.

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NOBODY is on your level! Because there is no levels where you are...BELOW

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😂 peen size devolves into group sex. The evolution of a dxp topic.

The devolution of having me as a member.

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Its like you EVER read her saying something smart or funny or valuable...
Some women who 'survived' cheating jut go useless to the end. I think its Earth sign shit...

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Big hands - big dick
Big nose - big dick
Big feet - big dick
Small dog - small dick or gay

Are there any of those about pussy?

hmm in my experience slimmer natural waist line tend to have the smaller tighter lips.
Honestly none of that matters to me. Each type has it's perks and blessings. Including clit sizes. Own what you got👍
They are all fun to eat and play with. Finding what she likes and loves I enjoy immensely😝

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Ive read from a girl with huge clit that on her way to work taking subway - if she crosses her legs - she cums all the way to her stop! I dont know. Is this a gift or...