The moon wills it! ~ Former barfly aspiring sainthood.



Well, I could start with a great big "HIIII!" followed by a mess of nicknames but then I would become what I most hate: those people that are amazingly reminiscent of groupies. Which, coincidently, don't go *sqeee*. (It's really more of an "eeee!" noise, by the way)

I could tell you my name, of course. I could tell you plenty of things about myself and my life, but I'm a very secretive person. Probably thanks to my genetic make up. You really can't blame society for all there is, no no. Some monsters are born, not made.

I battled with myself for ages (and yes, me and myself have arguments all the time) over whether or not to even start this profile (profiling?) stuff, and I'm to blame for doing it. But you've arrived here - why I don't know, and so it is only fair to write these few lines...

My Personality Info
...so you can get away in time.

MonkeyInTheMoon - the very name conveys the image of the outcast and downtrodden. I walk a dark path into the heart of the night, beset by the Adversary at every turn; you cannot offer permanent shelter from the storm within, but you may offer temporary succour before I have to move on...

With a solar knife I split the sky
And walk right in between
To search the answers to every "why?"
Where I have seen the unseen

I stole the colour of night
To get out of your sight
I am the Visionaire
Follow me if you dare...
Tiamat, The Visionaire


Quotes
...that make me happy

Tired of the eternal efforts to fight our way through raw matter, we chose another way and sought to embrace the infinite. We went inside ourselves and created a new world...
~ Henrik Steffens

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
~ Robert Frost

It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
~ Thoreau

Sound
...I can have my own little radio station. Amazing.







I came home drunk last night and my girlfriend wasn't happy.
"How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.
"Nothing" I slurred.
"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"

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What do you mean? You set goals for the day or is that about long term?
Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.

Porn is said to have the same effect on men.
Nope. You suffer from being a smartass
Self Exam for Alzheimer's Disease

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the Blanks?


1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S


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This. Lots of moonshine. And a girl. Made a memory.
Welcome to the Psychiatrists' Telephone Hotline. Please hold on and follow these instructions:

* If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

* If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

* For advice on paranoia, we know who yo   Read more
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Ah well. My newest obsession is from the Total War series, Rome 2. Got it on steam.
Even if not, there's no need to make a fuss about it as it is a perfectly valid thought.

I was just wondering if what I own is really varied as it all deals with violence. What do you think?
I don't have any. But my music is as varied.
I've been thinking about my movie collection. It's all different genres, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, drama, history, thriller. Some are nicer and others dystopian but all of them deal with fighting and survival. So do the games I like which are mostly rts or   Read more
Introduce some mind over matter into your life. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Idk where to find beautiful people here. Seriously. No joke.
I need to move.


Los Angeles, 1987-1993


What happened after 1993?
I feel like ppl in that area have had too much work done. Not into fake
And it's too crowded there, overpriced etc where else are there beautiful ppl?
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They went to Atlanta
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and your current boyfriend?? or SO?


how come you're not with the ex anymore?? too much gaming?


My ex, I met at a tournament. We gamed together, and we still do game as well. Matter of fact, we still go shopping together when upgrading our PCs with new hardware. He just bought me my second 1080 GT for Xmas.

We aren't together anymore because we are two very different people, and are better at being friends and parents, then being together. There was no reason for it, we just aren't the same people whom met 15 years ago.


He just bought you a SECOND gtx 1080??! Your running SLi?? What kind of games are you playing to SLi the gtx 1080s?!!!
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It depends on resolution. If you play Metro Last Light in 4K at maximum settings, one of those cards will only give you about 19 fps.
Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?"
He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
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American troops are still reinforced in Europe so it doesn't look like you're left to your own devices. However, in case of true military action the Baltic states would simply be overrun by Russian forces. One of their tank armies alone is bigger than what the NATO currently fields. So, in terms of logistics, before we can send in anything in numbers from overseas it would be over. That's a true Russian advantage.
Mhm. There are some American tanks and 4000 soldiers being shipped to the east right now. I think they just cross northern Germany. They are moving to Poland.
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@tnmnt
@MonkeyInTheMoon
@Nathan912
@metalaquamonkey
@EnochtheWise we need you to write essays
@smidge
@scorpio84


Sorry, it's about 4 am now and I just finished work. My job doesn't permit me to contribute to games on a regular basis. But thanks for inviting.