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    treetrunking onions in my office.
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    Posted by 1996Virgo21
    So here's a little update

    I have send him a message last thursday, and he has been ignoring me. I would amost think he's ghosting on me.
    Now I did realize something, a few weeks ago I was sitting in the cafetaria having my break with a few other colleagues, when they left I saw a guy sitting a few tables in front of me with his back towards me. I thought it was him but I wasn't sure. When a colleague walked in she said; 'Hey (his name)'. And then I got really nervous!
    Because I didn't looked great, my hear was a little dirty and I didn't dare to go to him. So when my break was over, I had to walk along him to get out of the cafetaria. In all my adrenaline of being nervous I walked into the wrong direction and bumped on to someone else...

    So I asked him on messenger the same day (thursday) if he wasn't responding because of that.
    Never heard anything, he doesn't even reads my messages but does comes online a couple of times a day.
    Now I don't check on him anymore, because to me this is a sign he just isn't interested.

    Any advice for me? Hehe


    Just relax and back up. If he hasn't replied then he hasn't replied. Dont stress over things you can't control.
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    Ohhh add a fort!
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    I love your accent!! You sound lovely girlπŸ€—
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    Posted by aquarius_man_reloaded
    Posted by pisceswoman123

    You are Preaching to the choir. I have always a book nearby. I love reading


    You should try comprehending, too Tongue
    Here's some authors whose work is rich in wordplay and innuendos and language subtlety: James Joyce, Thomas Pynchon, Anthony Burgess or Bill Old Bull Burroughs. Go explore the hidden meanings and discreet semiotics of right wording. Then you will be able to get me.

    However, since you re here and won't go away, let me ask you smth (its more trivial matters):
    1 - pisces woman approaches my table, sits next to me without being invited and starts chatting me up; she's tipsy and, 5 minutes in, she starts tapping me on my thigh. I'm like: what does she want. She talks about life in general and her boyfriend in particular. Upon leaving, she insists that we hug and she kisses me on both cheeks. Q: is she a fan or just being friendly?
    2 another pisces woman dances on the table; a Leo friend introduces her to me; she goes: 'You re not paying attention to what s going on here, are you. Your mind is elsewhere.'
    Several vodkas later she starts dancing in my lap. Im mildly bothered by it but I let her be. She asks me to buy her drinks. I buy her drinks but I want to go home as I'm tired. Lots of men around her, she flirts with them all but she keps coming to my table to ask for a drink or a cig. Asks me to take my t shirt off. We re on the beach. I go home as I am tired and bored.
    The next day Im at a bar by the pool. She shows up in an extremely tiny bikini. I ignore her but she comes straight to me and buys me a beer. She sits so close to me that I have to tell her to move away a bit as it's too hot already.
    3 Her pisces friend joins in the fun; a competition between who s the bigger slut ensues. I tell this second Pisces that I like the first Pisces more. First Pisces goes to take a nap on the beach, whereas Pisces 2 wants me to buy her drinks. Asks me about my sign - I tell her it's Aqua and she tells me her old rich boyfriend is an Aqua too. Pisces 1 wakes up. Tells me she s hungry. She acts all of a sudden like a wife like I'm supposed to take her to lunch. But I oblige, nonetheless. She s hungry and won t say a word, we don t find any empty seats, all the tables are taken, she s about to get hysterical but somehow I manage to find a table. She s quiet and happy. Her phone rings. She gets up to talk on the phone. She tells me: there s this guy and I gave him another chance. Good for you, I say and ask her that we split the check. (My intention was to buy her lunch but since she brought up that guy, I changed my mind). We leave, she wants to kiss me on the cheek, asks for my social media details and stuff. Ever since, she keeps stalking me on social media. Some of her jokes are good, some of her jokes are tasteless and I think she tries too much. But she also tells me stories about her mom, her job, and how much she pays for rent.
    4 yet another Pisces; a Virgo introduces us; this blonde Pisces keeps quiet the whole evening until she moves her chair closer to me and tells me she s impressed with how blunt I am, how transparent, how passionate. She s asking me all kinds of crap, but in a warm and friendly manner, not like a Scorp or Cancer would do. She seems a bit sad when I tell her I am tired and want to go home. She doesn t ask for my contacts or anything.

    Now, the question is: what is it that these Pisces women want from me? I will start off by saying I m not interested in any of them and except the first Pisces who s mediocre looking, the other 3 are well bangable.
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    Sorry I'm being random but really enjoyed that story πŸ˜‚
    Thanks πŸ€—
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    Posted by BlueMarshmallow
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    Make sure to be respectful...dont be that arrogant person in horror movies lol
    I don't think you should do this lol If you're asking us for help you ain't prepared but anyways! If all hell breaks loose call Sam and Dean Winking


    XD


    Showing respect for their space is the most important thing.

    Take an iron object with you. Ghosts dont like iron rings or that's what my brother told me when he took me to a Christian cemetery so I can play in a " doll house

    Crying


    What a sweet brother! Hahahah
    This is so weird! There are movies out now warning people not to do butter like this lol forcing to make contact is gonna get OP in contact.
    You think shes using a Ouja board?


    Sweet??, hahahha he took me to a cemetery and lied that all those graves to be doll houses! But I used to follow him around all the time... annoying sister 🀐

    OMG! That would be crazy.

    Is it real? I got invited to a table tapping seanse.. or whatever they call it. I wish I had gone! Have you ever tried anything like that??

    It probably would have been some crazy sex party or something!


    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Omg your brother is so mean! Hahahaha but that's how older siblings roll lol

    Never tried any of it lol my nana would beat my butt if I tried hahaha ohhhh but if you ever get invited again tell me! I'm curious lol


    Noooo my brother is awesome... I was so annoying. Once he came back from Uni and I was arranging his room and stuff. He forgot to tell me not to open his bags... I opened them because I am good at arranging stuff and wanted to wash his clothes... I saw his porn stash and I was like wa wa wa! Poor him.. how bad it was. He got scared he would get caught by my mom and granny and there I was crying... Embarrassing! I was so bad.

    My mom would kill me too...those people were weird. I know i was told few of them among that group never leave their house. Whatever they want, someone would bring them over. Weirdos.

    Your granny is right. Its trouble 😁
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    Wait where are you from? UK? Lol oh how embarrassing! Got both of you hahaha aww but still you were trying to help out.

    Those people sound dodgy so good thing you didn't go! Pfftt if they don't leave their house that does sound sketchyπŸ˜‚
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    Posted by BlueMarshmallow
    Posted by Muderface
    Posted by BlueMarshmallow
    Posted by Muderface
    Make sure to be respectful...dont be that arrogant person in horror movies lol
    I don't think you should do this lol If you're asking us for help you ain't prepared but anyways! If all hell breaks loose call Sam and Dean Winking


    XD


    Showing respect for their space is the most important thing.

    Take an iron object with you. Ghosts dont like iron rings or that's what my brother told me when he took me to a Christian cemetery so I can play in a " doll house

    Crying


    What a sweet brother! Hahahah
    This is so weird! There are movies out now warning people not to do butter like this lol forcing to make contact is gonna get OP in contact.
    You think shes using a Ouja board?


    Sweet??, hahahha he took me to a cemetery and lied that all those graves to be doll houses! But I used to follow him around all the time... annoying sister 🀐

    OMG! That would be crazy.

    Is it real? I got invited to a table tapping seanse.. or whatever they call it. I wish I had gone! Have you ever tried anything like that??

    It probably would have been some crazy sex party or something!
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Omg your brother is so mean! Hahahaha but that's how older siblings roll lol

    Never tried any of it lol my nana would beat my butt if I tried hahaha ohhhh but if you ever get invited again tell me! I'm curious lol
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    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ keep em coming
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    When i was 13 I hated the all girls school I went to so called up pretending to be my mama saying my daughter was changing schools and unable to come in due to being a solo parent and work 2 jobs...it was really easy just going in with a note I wrote as my mum as well.
    At the same time convinced my parents to let me attend another school. They had no idea I already signed myself out of the girls one.
    Lol it was all going smoothly till my older sister snitched πŸ˜‚
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    Pop that kitty ayyyy pop that kitty Gemitati!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm feeling this song
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    Ohhh yeah I don't like the blue bottom. Love top part😍
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    She passed away 10years ago which sounds crazy. Time goes by fast lol
    Aww im sorry that you had to go through that with your Dad. ❀
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    My best friend had ovarian cancer which spread so fast. We were joined at the hip so I went to all her chemo appointments to keep her company.
    Her last days I completely shut down. She had enough people crying around her. I couldn't even talk so I would j   Read more
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    Hahaha Freak out if it's a playlist of songs lol nice to meet you 😊
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    Posted by BlueMarshmallow
    Posted by Muderface
    Make sure to be respectful...dont be that arrogant person in horror movies lol
    I don't think you should do this lol If you're asking us for help you ain't prepared but anyways! If all hell breaks loose call Sam and Dean Winking


    XD


    Showing respect for their space is the most important thing.

    Take an iron object with you. Ghosts dont like iron rings or that's what my brother told me when he took me to a Christian cemetery so I can play in a " doll house

    Crying
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    What a sweet brother! Hahahah
    This is so weird! There are movies out now warning people not to do butter like this lol forcing to make contact is gonna get OP in contact.
    You think shes using a Ouja board?