Obese Venusian Capriquarian 👽
Capricorn Rising
Sun in Capricorn
Moon in Libra
Mercury in Pisces
Venus in Aquarius
Mars in Aquarius
Jupiter in Scorpio
Saturn in Pisces
Uranus in Capricorn
Neptune in Capricorn


True Node in Scorpio
Chiron in Virgo


























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Happy Holidays everyone! I logged out of DXP last night prior to all the action and realized I didn’t inform some people I’m going to be away for awhile while I enjoy the holidays with my family.

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@Secret Happy holidays my love
What about death do you think about? Death with others or what happens after death or what?
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I used to feel that way but now I’m surrounded by Cancers. And I actually adore most of them.


Is this about secret?
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Secret is my partner, so yes.

And also, one of my closest friends, my business partner, @Cancan26, @Gingerbreadman and a few other Cancers I’ve quite enjoyed here or found entertaining.
I didn’t. I used I can’t believe it’s not butter and added banana peppers. Is Mayo the way to go?
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Self-congratulatory bs.

treetrunk off.


Hey listen;




















I don’t care about you and your Jekyl and Hyde self, Tiziani.

Your compulsive lies are unnerving and your PM’s to people are creepy.

You’re in your 30’s, unemployed, live with your mother and can’t keep a healthy relationship because you, yourself are mentally and physically abusive to your Taurus girlfriend.


You entertain sick Batman/Cat woman sex fantasies despite boasting about a relationship with this Taurus woman to what? Feed your ego.

Either way, you’re a lost cause. I can’t help but feel a little sorry for you because DXP is all you have and this ‘guru facade’ you like to play here. In the real world, you have nothing. Nothing but hatred and jealousy for those who have something you want.

I can’t even be mad at you.

Hope you figure it out because I’ve heard you weren’t always like this— but that’s not my problem.

This is the last time I will entertain your narcissistic fantasies. Because I truly don’t care enough anymore.

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Ah right, I’m taking on a menses mood brutal honesty angle for now on to excuse my actions.
Menses mood food

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I shop at the army surplus store


I’ll check it out. You think they’ll have fit and flare dress-type jackets?

Thank you everyone for the recommendations! I ended up finding the perfect coat at Macy’s. And for a great deal!

Here it is:



It’s a lot like the one stolen. However, I think this one is nicer!
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ITT you can cut the tension with a kinfe. Will it blossom into trainwreck of the year


they took that from me

yes he is my boyfriend was epic

they took my rings they took my rolex damn what's next


I had so many trainwreck threads earlier this year. They didn’t even have to take them away from me, because no one remembers months later. Those awards don’t celebrate the entire year, only the last few days before voting. our memory only goes so far


I remember. Fretobe and Enoch. I actually don’t even remember what the thread was about. But I do remember that hot mess.

Enoch disagreeing with her, and FretoBe disagreeaging. Pages and pages of arguments.

And someone saying that 2017 just started and there was already a train wreck thread to be considered :/

Pretty sure it was in January and I dont even know what is was about anymore.

Long time no talk!

How are you?

And do you have any goals for the upcoming year?


I know! Mafia became non-existent and so did us talking :/ I miss the stressful game and paranoia, lol. I’m good, hope you are too.

Goals. Hmm, just to take everything day by day and live. I don’t have any major goals or resolutions actually. I feel like I fall short when I try to set them.

So small steps every day are more rewarding for me to take than to think of something I really want to accomplish. I think I just want to stay happy and positive, despite life not always being that way. And also knowing I won’t always feel that way either. It’s all about balance I suppose. I can’t imagine someone happy and bubbly every single day. I’d question if they were a sociopath 😕

So I guess my goal is to make the most out of this life I was given. Some made by my choices, and some of it not within my control.


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I don’t miss it anymore 😂 Mafia was a mental distraction. But it also brought out the worst of characters in people (including me) lol

Living in the present I’d say is a goal in itself. It’s easier said than done— so I think it’s a wonderful goal!

That’s a positive outlook— I’m happy to read that!

I hope the upcoming year brings you much happiness and the ability to enjoy life in the moment.
To help restore a little faith 👽🙏🏼

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I like curves well, but id date a stick if she was super lovey dovey


I used to feel that way but now I’m surrounded by Cancers. And I actually adore most of them.
Hello! I have 2% Gemini.

Glad to be here
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ITT you can cut the tension with a kinfe. Will it blossom into trainwreck of the year


they took that from me

yes he is my boyfriend was epic

they took my rings they took my rolex damn what's next


I had so many trainwreck threads earlier this year. They didn’t even have to take them away from me, because no one remembers months later. Those awards don’t celebrate the entire year, only the last few days before voting. our memory only goes so far


I remember. Fretobe and Enoch. I actually don’t even remember what the thread was about. But I do remember that hot mess.

Enoch disagreeing with her, and FretoBe disagreeaging. Pages and pages of arguments.

And someone saying that 2017 just started and there was already a train wreck thread to be considered :/

Pretty sure it was in January and I dont even know what is was about anymore.
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Long time no talk!

How are you?

And do you have any goals for the upcoming year?
Posted by GeminiGirl052388
This year was mainly about letting go. Letting go of the job that stresses me out so much, letting go of love, letting go of everything. I realized that if i dont let go, i wont have room for something better in 2018. It was scary because for the first time in my life, things didnt seem as stable as before. But i know that things will get better next year. I am slowly healing and recovering and moving forward.

Next year will just be about welcoming new and exciting things and I am so looking forward to it.

Yes!!! I love that.

It’s important to make room for bigger and better things 🙂

I hope 2018 is all about rebuilding for you!
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I wish I had some Leo in me. Luckily, I will in a few months.


In March . I like this.


Yes 🙂 I’m counting down the days! I cant wait for his Leo to fill my 7th and 8th house


I need a Leo 😈
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Leo sun? What are your placements?
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I wish I had some Leo in me. Luckily, I will in a few months.


In March . I like this.
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Yes 🙂 I’m counting down the days! I cant wait for his Leo to fill my 7th and 8th house