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Posted by edgelord
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by edgelord
Posted by RedemptionSong
Shakes fist @edgelord. She never gets my jokes.


no one but @sunsetvirgo gets mine either. i try to tease with certain people on dxp and get crickets or butthurt in return. with you i'm more like "did she?" as opposed to "how dare she!" lol

LOL!


you and me our senses of humor are very different. mine is more lowbrow than yours. i could see you writing for seinfeld. or at least what i remember of it from ages ago. lol
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Not sure about seinfeld but I'm definitely more dry witted. When I watch UK comedies I find them hilarious. My humor conveys better in person. I get away with saying a lot because people assume I'm joking because I'm so deadpan. LOL.
Posted by edgelord
Posted by RedemptionSong
Shakes fist @edgelord. She never gets my jokes.


no one but @sunsetvirgo gets mine either. i try to tease with certain people on dxp and get crickets or butthurt in return. with you i'm more like "did she?" as opposed to "how dare she!" lol
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LOL!
Posted by DonumDei
Posted by RedemptionSong
Shakes fist @edgelord. She never gets my jokes.


She is of the bovine persuasion! Some things are just bound to get lost in translation, I’m afraid!
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That must be it. 🙃
Posted by DonumDei
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by DonumDei
Three of us should form some form of self help group for humor deficient personalities or somffin! ;p


Kidding aside @RedemptionSong, your humor is soo refined and subtle it flies right over most ppls heads!

I on the other hand am mostly gasping for air in tears of laughter over here! ❤️


I know I love it! LOL. When ever I see your reply I'm like omg someone actually gets me. Pisces mercury right?




LoL

Not to fear, my Aqua Mercury is always near!

I’ve long now given up on any hope of people at large actually getting my humor. Select few do but most importantly I crack myself up! 😂


*pats self proudly on the back* ;p
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Daww you're aqua mercury. No wonder. I had a friend who was aqua mercury at work and when we were in meetings she would say things and there would be mouths hanging open. I would be cracking up...like seriously dying. All I could do was laugh.
Shakes fist @edgelord. She never gets my jokes.
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Posted by Jayc3on
@Adreamuponwaking are you even a Pisces?




March 6th babycakes!
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What's your mercury sign?
Posted by DonumDei
Three of us should form some form of self help group for humor deficient personalities or somffin! ;p


Kidding aside @RedemptionSong, your humor is soo refined and subtle it flies right over most ppls heads!

I on the other hand am mostly gasping for air in tears of laughter over here! ❤️


I know I love it! LOL. When ever I see your reply I'm like omg someone actually gets me. Pisces mercury right?
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
Posted by Adreamuponwaking
I have a 9 in detachable penis.



i guess i'm not as funny as i thought i was lol
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I think your humor is awesome cause you and @DonumDei are two of the only people who actually get my jokes.
Posted by CuddleBug88
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by sultrykitty
I don't think it's anything to be either ashamed of or proud of. It's sex. People do it. Yipee.


Whose shaming people? I'm envious. If I could get out of my own way my numbers would be higher.


If I was single...and had more game, instead of awkward 'flirting' I'd be all over everyone with no shame haha.
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Same here. I mean about the more game part.
Posted by sultrykitty
I don't think it's anything to be either ashamed of or proud of. It's sex. People do it. Yipee.


Whose shaming people? I'm envious. If I could get out of my own way my numbers would be higher.
Posted by tctao
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


Get to it before menopause starts to hit

My asian girl friend is giving me until end of December to get my butter together. Other wise she plans on hooking me up with one of her horny male friends. Marriage optional. I'm open to it. Black love is as rare as the hope diamond these days. Yolo.


what ? lol
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🤷‍♀️
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


Get to it before menopause starts to hit

My asian girl friend is giving me until end of December to get my butter together. Other wise she plans on hooking me up with one of her horny male friends. Marriage optional. I'm open to it. Black love is as rare as the hope diamond these days. Yolo.


Is there a care package that comes with that offer? A gift basket comprised of lube, condoms and a packet of Plan B just in case. As much as I think Blackanese babies are gorgeous, we just trying to get you more 🍆, not saddle you with a kid just yet.
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My gawd I'm such an amateur. Requesting items...
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


Get to it before menopause starts to hit
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My asian girl friend is giving me until end of December to get my butter together. Other wise she plans on hooking me up with one of her horny male friends. Marriage optional. I'm open to it. Black love is as rare as the hope diamond these days. Yolo.
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
i believe there is a correlation between women who are in relationships and women who are not

the more sluttier the more committed men are to you

true story


OMG I was just thinking that. I did this all wrong.
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by RedemptionSong
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


i say this every year, i think i'll have to travel to europe for constant dick slutting


Book me a ticket too. We deserve this.


that would be so fun! go to portugal, italy, spain slut it up
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Yes!! 🙏
Posted by RooSagicorn
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


Lol I did after my 2nd husband it seems!! Well 20 years with one person.. what does that say about my marriage?? 😂😂
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LOL! You deserved it.
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by RedemptionSong
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.


i say this every year, i think i'll have to travel to europe for constant dick slutting
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Book me a ticket too. We deserve this.
35 years old
A. 5 or less

But I'm in my prime so I'm hoping to do some whoring next ye....eh who am I kidding.
**Hits follow.** Back to lurking mode.
I came for advice about a Taurus . I stayed for the drama...I mean astrology.