Scruffles

Scruffles
joined January 09, 2015
female
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by euphony
    Posted by Scruffles
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Taurus woman?
    She's a good cook but she often smells like sauerkraut. She also has/will have a Cancer baby boy.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Psychotic and mean when slighted.

    What is their best quality?
    Loyal to those she loves.

    What is a Problem that a Taurus woman would want dealt with quickly?
    Winter snow storms when there aren't any deliveries to the local supermarket.

    And what is a problem they may ignore patiently?
    Dishes piling up in the sink.

    What is most likely to turn them off in a relationship?
    Not much. They are loyal to their own detriment.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Taurus man?
    He's a couch potato. He smells like Cheetos and farts.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Psychotically jealous. He'll even be jealous of his woman's... favorite sweater. He'll burn it if she says she loves it.

    What is their best quality?
    See above (Taurus woman)

    What is something that would piss a Taurus man off quickly?
    House fires that require him to get up off the couch.

    How do they pursue their guilty pleasures?
    They use their phone to order food and sweetly ask their wife/girlfriend to "get the door" when it's delivered.


    Hahahaha

    My ex Taurus literally threw one of my favorite shirts in the trash.🙄🙄

    And his sister bought me that shirt! 😳😂😂😂 click to expand
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    My Taurus ex got jealous when I cuddled with my cat. He was all like "my turn now" -_-
  • Scruffles
    female
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Taurus woman?
    She's a good cook but she often smells like sauerkraut. She also has/will have a Cancer baby boy.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Psychotic and mean when slighted.

    What is their best quality?
    Loyal to those she loves.

    What is a Problem that a Taurus woman would want dealt with quickly?
    Winter snow storms when there aren't any deliveries to the local supermarket.

    And what is a problem they may ignore patiently?
    Dishes piling up in the sink.

    What is most likely to turn them off in a relationship?
    Not much. They are loyal to their own detriment.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Taurus man?
    He's a couch potato. He smells like Cheetos and farts.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Psychotically jealous. He'll even be jealous of his woman's... favorite sweater. He'll burn it if she says she loves it.

    What is their best quality?
    See above (Taurus woman)

    What is something that would piss a Taurus man off quickly?
    House fires that require him to get up off the couch.

    How do they pursue their guilty pleasures?
    They use their phone to order food and sweetly ask their wife/girlfriend to "get the door" when it's delivered.
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by AfternoonDelights22
    1. What will be the result of the following MLS Soccer game?
    A. Sporting Kansas City Wins
    B. Columbus Crew SC Wins
    C. Draw [Libra Sun Vice]

    2. Which of the following 3 Nascar drivers will place highest out of the 3 at the Coca Cola 600?
    A. Kyle Larson
    B. Ryan Blaney
    C. Brad Keselowski

    @scruffles please answer within the next 9 hours

    A. Sporting Kansas City Wins

    C. Brad Keselowski

  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by Andalusia
    Posted by Scruffles
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Virgo woman?
    She smells like Lysol Disinfecting Wipes.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They think they are Judge Judy and always right.

    What is their best quality?
    Judge Judy is a Virgo.

    What do they wish they could change most in others?
    People telling them they are right.

    What do they wish they could change most in themselves?
    Nothing. They think they're perfect.

    What is something that can make them feel at peace at least momentarily?
    The smell of lemon scented Lysol.

    What are they drawn to in a person?
    Another neat-freak.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Virgo man?
    He smells like weed. It's for his anxiety, or so he'll claim.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    He's a cheap treetrunk. He'll specifically order a bun-less burger because he doesn't want to eat carbs and ask the waitress how much less his burger will be without the bun.

    What is their best quality?
    He probably won't date you if you make less than him. If you happen to make more, tell him you're thinking of quitting your job. The sooner you get him away from you, the better.

    What do they wish they could change most in others?
    He doesn't particularly want to change people per se, but rather establishment rules like not being able to bring your own popcorn into a movie theater because "it's cheaper that way". Or get a discount at a bar if you just order a seltzer and pour your own liquor in that he bought at the corner store for half the price.

    What do they wish they could change most in themselves?
    See above (Virgo woman)

    If something goes wrong, how do they handle it?
    They will not tip the waitress if she says he can't get a discount on a bun-less burger. He will also incessantly complain about how he was "wronged".

    What are they drawn to in a person?
    No idea. But if you possess that elusive je ne sais quoi they are attracted to... get rid of it.


    Judge Judy is a Libra. Like Professor McGonagall level Libra. click to expand
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    lmao

    Oh, I was wrong. Just like all other non-Virgos...

    j/k :p
  • Scruffles
    female
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Cancer woman?
    Ticking time bomb.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They'll make you feel like a heartless monster if you hurt their feelings. Granted, it could be something minor like forgetting the name of her favorite perfume... but you'll feel like you just killed a puppy.

    What is their best quality?
    They'll forgive you if you forgot the name of her favorite perfume.

    How do they deal with stress?
    They will bottle it up and let it fester until they explode. Tic-toc, tic-toc...

    If they could change something about themselves what would it be?
    Diffuse the bomb.

    What is most likely to turn them off in a relationship?
    Being taken for granted.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Cancer man?
    He smells like Snuggle fabric softener that his mom uses when she does his laundry. It's her baby boy's favorite.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    He's a mama's boy.

    What is their best quality?
    He won't date you if his mom doesn't approve of you. Lucky for you, she will hate you. No one is ever good enough for her baby boy.

    What kind of people do Cancer Men gravitate towards?
    His mom.

    What could make a bad day better?
    If his wife/girlfriend scolds him for... not taking out the garbage, he'll cry about it to his mom. She'll soothe and comfort him and invite him to move back in with her instead of that "cookiemonster".

    What could turn a good day bad?
    He finds out his wife/girlfriend used Downy instead of Snuggle. He will throw and tantrum like a toddler and tell on her to his mom.
  • Scruffles
    female
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Virgo woman?
    She smells like Lysol Disinfecting Wipes.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They think they are Judge Judy and always right.

    What is their best quality?
    Judge Judy is a Virgo.

    What do they wish they could change most in others?
    People telling them they are right.

    What do they wish they could change most in themselves?
    Nothing. They think they're perfect.

    What is something that can make them feel at peace at least momentarily?
    The smell of lemon scented Lysol.

    What are they drawn to in a person?
    Another neat-freak.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Virgo man?
    He smells like weed. It's for his anxiety, or so he'll claim.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    He's a cheap treetrunk. He'll specifically order a bun-less burger because he doesn't want to eat carbs and ask the waitress how much less his burger will be without the bun.

    What is their best quality?
    He probably won't date you if you make less than him. If you happen to make more, tell him you're thinking of quitting your job. The sooner you get him away from you, the better.

    What do they wish they could change most in others?
    He doesn't particularly want to change people per se, but rather establishment rules like not being able to bring your own popcorn into a movie theater because "it's cheaper that way". Or get a discount at a bar if you just order a seltzer and pour your own liquor in that he bought at the corner store for half the price.

    What do they wish they could change most in themselves?
    See above (Virgo woman)

    If something goes wrong, how do they handle it?
    They will not tip the waitress if she says he can't get a discount on a bun-less burger. He will also incessantly complain about how he was "wronged".

    What are they drawn to in a person?
    No idea. But if you possess that elusive je ne sais quoi they are attracted to... get rid of it.
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by AfternoonDelights22
    Posted by Scruffles
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Gemini woman?
    Jekyll and Hyde

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Jekyll and Hyde

    What is their best quality?
    Jekyll

    How do you they honestly deal with negativity?
    Hyde

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A man whose body is fairly easy to carry after they murder them.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Gemini man?
    You think he talks with his hands a lot but it's really the shakes due to meth withdrawals.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They don't have teeth.

    What is their best quality?
    I'm at a loss for words. Can't think of anything.

    What might cause one to lie?
    LOL

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A woman who believes him when he says he didn't go in her purse and doesn't know where her money is.


    xD as Dazed would say, brutal click to expand
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    Are you doing all the signs?
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by WolfInRamsClothing
    Posted by Scruffles
    How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
    She tries to get tube socks with pin stripes back "in" even tho they never were.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They're louder and more obnoxious than men at any sport event.

    What is their best quality?
    They can crush beer cans with their foreheads and open beer bottles with their teeth.

    What do they want out of life?
    To play football with the men.

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A man with season tickets to their favorite football team.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries man?
    They still resemble the homo neanderthals on the human evolution chart.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They don't believe in basic hygiene. Showers and deodorant are for those kitty feminine signs like Taurus and Capricorn.

    What is their best quality?
    They'll fight for their woman's honor even when no one offended her. He'll "smell" other men looking at her at the local dive bar. Next thing you know, he's taking off his shirt in the parking lot pounding his chest and grunting "Fight me, bro."

    What do they want out of life?
    To live in a frat house... forever.

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A woman who is flattered when they pinch your ass as you walk by them in a bar.


    This was soooo baaad . When is mafia coming? click to expand
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    ❤️

    It's on pause for now. Maybe after DXPIL or end of the year. It's a big one and not too many people around in the summer.
  • Scruffles
    female
    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Gemini woman?
    Jekyll and Hyde

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    Jekyll and Hyde

    What is their best quality?
    Jekyll

    How do you they honestly deal with negativity?
    Hyde

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A man whose body is fairly easy to carry after they murder them.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up a Gemini man?
    You think he talks with his hands a lot but it's really the shakes due to meth withdrawals.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They don't have teeth.

    What is their best quality?
    I'm at a loss for words. Can't think of anything.

    What might cause one to lie?
    LOL

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A woman who believes him when he says he didn't go in her purse and doesn't know where her money is.
  • Scruffles
    female
    How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries woman?
    She tries to get tube socks with pin stripes back "in" even tho they never were.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They're louder and more obnoxious than men at any sport event.

    What is their best quality?
    They can crush beer cans with their foreheads and open beer bottles with their teeth.

    What do they want out of life?
    To play football with the men.

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A man with season tickets to their favorite football team.

    How would you describe the essence that makes up an Aries man?
    They still resemble the homo neanderthals on the human evolution chart.

    What is their most annoying characteristic?
    They don't believe in basic hygiene. Showers and deodorant are for those kitty feminine signs like Taurus and Capricorn.

    What is their best quality?
    They'll fight for their woman's honor even when no one offended her. He'll "smell" other men looking at her at the local dive bar. Next thing you know, he's taking off his shirt in the parking lot pounding his chest and grunting "Fight me, bro."

    What do they want out of life?
    To live in a frat house... forever.

    What do they look for in a partner?
    A woman who is flattered when they pinch your ass as you walk by them in a bar.
  • Scruffles
    female
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    Did I win?
  • Scruffles
    female
    I'd have to talk to them all to want to get anyone better. My attraction grows or dies based on personality.

    I've met guys who I'm physically attracted to from the start only to get completely turned off after talking to them.

    Opposite has happened also. I've fallen in love with a guy I initially friend-zoned who had a crush on me for like 5 years lol He became more attractive the more I got to know him. We were together for 12 years.
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by AfternoonDelights22
    Posted by Scruffles
    @AfternoonDelights22

    Woo me.


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    Drink another beer..
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by Digital_Jesus
    I can't get it to work from my phone. I don't want to go to a laptop, so I guess we're treetrunked.

    Man, this was DXP debut too

    Nah, you're fine.

    It'll take like 5 pages before the guys try to sound like Sean Connery and the women like porn stars.
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by justagirl
    Posted by Scruffles
    @AfternoonDelights22

    Woo me.
    I have the kitty song floating around someplace. Would that work to woo someone?

    Soft kitty
    Warm kitty
    Little ball of fur
    Happy kitty
    Sleepy kitty
    Purr purr purrrrrr
    🐱
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    *swoons*
  • Scruffles
    female
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by AfternoonDelights22
    1. What will be the result of the following Irish Premier Division football match?
    A. Waterford Wins
    B. Derry City Wins
    C. Draw

    @Scruffles please answer within the next 21ish hours

    C. Draw
  • Scruffles
    female
    Posted by AfternoonDelights22
    Posted by Scruffles
    I heard @DeleterNerd is trying to spit in some dude's mouth long distance which will take longer than 22ish hours.

    Can I go first?


    lmao if it does take longer than 22 you can tomorrow click to expand
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    I will prepare my answers.
  • Scruffles
    female
    I heard @DeleterNerd is trying to spit in some dude's mouth long distance which will take longer than 22ish hours.

    Can I go first? smile