don't mess with the angel

Posted by sakuraflowers
Posted by starwars
Nights have a game.....


what


LOL, where's yours?

I have never seen what starwars look like
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I used to have my photos up when I first joined then I was like hmm nah I rather be a dxp kitty and play dxp games

all you gotta know is that I'm really handsom with no ego and 4 inches
Posted by pinkbird03
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
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I think you should have them make a product and "sell" it. Most money wins


The Card one was sorta like that

Aint nobody gonna pay actual money on DXP


Oh I guess I missed it! You're really cute btw!



Yeah it was over the weekend



Thank you


Lol that was super cute
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you'll change your mind once you hear him whisper
Nights have a game.....


what
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by starwars
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by nikkistar
See, I was nice. But then he wants to call me a manipulative cookiemonster. And I don't like being called a liar. It's a trigger of mine. Proof is in the puddling.

Have a nice read.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tNaRAfX6hN

whats your mic brand

asking for a friend

My anus.
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to the anus store I go
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by starwars
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@starwars
*whispers*
Your voice is adorable ❤️



http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oRKtDzW4XV


You need to make a thread where you post vocaroos from your mic and we have to translate it
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XHaaSQ9x9k
well I do believe this.

it make sense, since women are able to relate to each other better.

friendships are different than relationships I don't know why people like to think that their partner' can be their everything and get into relationship with a mindset that they'll revolve their lives around each other, put themselves in situations where they have to choose one over the other. when they can enjoy and have both
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
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my previous task and the one before were pure perfection idk why i didnt get a 5/5


So are you really Australian?


nah but youre close 😏


New Zealand?









I'm sure you've watched all the other butterty soap operas too


Well thats the only New Zealand one I know

I guess I know which soap to start next on the TV board


my dad used to watch them all the time just so he can "make fun of them" (secretly like them tho)

my mom on the other hand, she gets really excited and gets into character every time they start watching some its hilarious

you'd make great friends


Your parents sound awesome!!!

Where did you go wrong?
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LMAO fudge off
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
Posted by starwars
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my previous task and the one before were pure perfection idk why i didnt get a 5/5


So are you really Australian?


nah but youre close 😏


New Zealand?






There are Kiwi people? i dont understand. there's an island called kiwi?


lmaoo

New Zealanders = Kiwis



I would never have thought that was a kiwi accent in your vocaroo 😂

I always get kiwi and Australia accents mixed.

I'm a huge Rugby fan 😎

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Hellooo doc

they're quite similar

just ask them to say 'dick' and see how it turns out, if its a "deeek" then they're kiwi LOL

I lost my accent, I don't think it was ever thick nor kiwi enough considering the fact that my parents are from totally different backgrounds & have different accents

I never cared about sports really LOL
I'm lowkey jealous now can a sun in Capricorn or moon in Virgo person slip into my pms already so we can talk more about the odd situation between our placements
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by nikkistar
Don't got time to listen. I gotta watch paint dry.

Sigh... Honestly. It is obvious you just ain't ever going to get it. So I'm just going to put a stop to your bullbutter games once and for all.

Never talk butter on @AneemA again. She is very important to me and you have no idea what is goin on between us. Of course YOU wouldn't. You wouldn't know deep genuine sentiment if it hit you in the kitty.

Adios, have fun when you find out your boyfriend is cheating on you.

BLOCKED
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Awwwwwwwwww
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by nikkistar
See, I was nice. But then he wants to call me a manipulative cookiemonster. And I don't like being called a liar. It's a trigger of mine. Proof is in the puddling.

Have a nice read.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tNaRAfX6hN
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whats your mic brand

asking for a friend
Posted by Vageenka
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I'm more disturbed by the fact that he's always bringing me up in messages that are meant for other people.....

Lmfao poor Alicia. Always has the men of DXP checking for her like BuffaloBills checks for his mother in law.
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dead.
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my treat. drag the crab if you want too


Cancer is having major surgery soon. And it better be an all you can eat, cause that dude is like WHOA when he eats. lol


butter poor dude. I just had major surgery not too long ago.

I eat like a treetrunking horse, it will be all you can eat and some.



Yea, he's only 25 and needs a full hip replacement. Got seriously injured while in the military. I have no idea how the hell I am going to help that dude get up to go to the bathroom when it happens.

Watch, my bestfriend will be there, and there will be this 5'1 Asian and me, and you two are gonna dwarf the crap out of us. And we will be sitting there watching you two eat for hours, as we are done in 30 minutes. lol


lol well first his pride will probably make him drag his ass to the toilet.
Im 22 and had bilateral hernia surgery for both sides of body.

Oh definitely, I will eat even if the little asian servers start hoovering around us to wrap up lmao


Yea, he's already tried that "pride" thing with me. treetrunker lies to me about how much pain he is in. lol

Oh god, those servers are terrible too. And they get super pissed if you eat WAY more than they thought you would at an all you can eat. Have you ever been stopped by them? LOL


One time I ate 13 plates of food each with my boy. The literally came over and asked us to leave so I took a togo plate. Since I did'nt pay for my leftovers (you have to pay to take them lol) one little asian man chased me down the street, took the food from my hand, and threw it out out of spite. I just turned and laughed my ass off with my bro.


....WTF...

13 plates??????? I don't even....

My god.


Cancer sun taurus moon. Lols

And ALLLLLLLL cookiemonstermade.

You sure you're not CanBull/PXCH0D38RO?

No i'm your father.

Aka ALLLLLLLL cookiemonstermade.

God is my father. No man can stack up to Him.
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I cant
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Wew its been a long time since Ive seen a thread on dxp live up to its title

Thank you and goodnight


Wew

LMAO
Posted by Hare
Posted by starwars
#firstworldproblem


Actually this is the best comment yet...

I'm sure these people are thinking ”Who should pay on the first date?"



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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by starwars
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Posted by starwars
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by starwars
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by starwars
my previous task and the one before were pure perfection idk why i didnt get a 5/5


So are you really Australian?


nah but youre close 😏


New Zealand?









I'm sure you've watched all the other butterty soap operas too


Well thats the only New Zealand one I know

I guess I know which soap to start next on the TV board
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my dad used to watch them all the time just so he can "make fun of them" (secretly like them tho)

my mom on the other hand, she gets really excited and gets into character every time they start watching some its hilarious

you'd make great friends
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by TerramineLightvoid
Posted by nikkistar

I mean. How else would you manage to date 6ft worth of pure Chode. So.


Ummm, I am dating 6ft worth of fat dick? OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chode means:

1.A penis that is wider than it is long. Which anatomically would be a pretty short penis even for exceptional circumferences.

2.The taint.

3.An idiot.

Or in my own personal meaning: A kitty ass loser who can't stack up to me.
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knowledge is power
Posted by rekt
@starwars i can never tell if you're being serious or not. lmao


my point of existence