Posted by ItsMeRoman
Lol Ands relationship is like a Korean Drama mini-series.
She’s a model, first date ended and she moved in, they get a Pom dog to play house with, fake pregnancy, she smells like patchouli and curry because she gets a herbal spa treatment and he accuses her of slagging an Indian man. (Edit: he can’t cum anymore because they’re on bae terms now and it’s not as thrilling). She probably took up too much closet room and he tried to kick her out but she refuses to leave.
I’m waiting for the real drama to happen....
All good story lines need something huge to happen. I’m putting my dxp coins down that she uncovers Ands cleaning lady is pregnant with his baby and she leaves for good....in his car.
Stay tuned! 📺
She says she is a brand ambassador not model
She smells like jeanne from lanvin
But her bra kinda stinks
And her clothes smell of a stinky closet sometimes
She accuses me more of stinking
I have to brush like 5x a night
Why can’t I be feral
She has her own shi tsu 3 of them
She has a toothbrush and sanitary napkins
No closet space
I am working on her wardrobe here
Coz she never plans to stay over but does so anyway
Heavy has aids
Posted by ItsMeRomanPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowPosted by ItsMeRoman
Lol why are you so into unhealthy fixations?
Jed is VERY healthy. It's only unhealthy to obsess over him when he belongs to me.
Here, put this on my tab.
Lol I’m gonna put some dxp coins down and say that Jed lives across the hall from you and has NO idea you two have been dating for years.
Lol 😆...I cant wait for the breakup story of you and The Jed.
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Ands dog thread > jed thread any day
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
LOL you can't afford the hireling anymore, eh?
Get a real girlfriend next time. Then you might not be such a stale cookiemonster anymore since you'll have someone of your own to obsess over as opposed to other people's.
I almost pity, you. Almost.
Lol you got that from my post
You gonna cry to Duncan again that I make jokes about you