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Decisions, Decisions

Smokes weed Lil Wayne Voice "I'm going in.. "

These are the ones who still can't figure out if they want to be a Queen, Barbie, Action Figure or a King in October. Muthatreetrunkas it's Halloween come as you are. We know you fake as hell anyway.

Hey everyone have you all ever met a β™Ž and thought "Damn they fine as hell" but realize they have no sex appeal. You know the ones with the nice bodies but can't treetrunk worth butter. If you want good sex get a treetrunked up β™Ž.

Major players. Can't blame the guys though. They couldn't decide Which woman is great to keep. Their philosophy is : A dick knows no face.

Trying to sell peace and butter. Peace is the cross. Why did you break the sides and make a treetrunked up logo. What type of cornball move is that.

If you let a β™Ž eat your weed they can tell you how many grams, kilos, ounces, quads, whatever πŸ˜†. Take it from Snoop Dogg he ain't Lion (I swear he don't know WTF to do with his name, life, and genre of music.) Those scales ain't never lied.

I would put you in the saw movie. Give you all a time limit.
Ladies: There's 4 guys in my traps.1 good looking with charm. 1 average with a lot of riches. 1 good looking who is edgy with game. 1 who is ugly af but perfect than the rest. Who will you choose? You got 60 mins. Me: SMH (oh butter they are going to die)

I know you guys aren't going to admit to anything I say because that's your lover/friend(s). But I'm warning you now... You better leave that circle. Cut corners if you have to. Turn them markers into squares and then they will finally... Da da da daaaaa make a decision

Once they make one be prepared.

These people got a love and Hip Hop life style . Can make people fire off at the mouth. And they just chilling in the back screaming "Wild style !". I like it and all until I be like what else is on TV, oh butter! This is real, treetrunk! Oh well *looking for the alcohol *

They are a depressing bunch to me. Searching for a partner all the time. Well call me Rick when I say this but "you just look at them like, oh look at these poor son of cookiemonsteres with a need for balance and crap going on in their life. I guess I should marry them and have kids or something.."

Don't let that charm fool you though. Tell them you buried all your fortunes Give these signs a shovel so they can dig for it but make sure you got one as well. To bury them in their. The peace that will be relieved between them and you.

I was with 1 right b4. She didn't know if she wanted anal or regular (a decision I made for her 😏)

Now time to find a demented one. When we treetrunking I'm just going to ask her who's going to come first her or me. Yessir I'm going to be in them guts forever.

I got 2 fingers and a word for you β™Ž. Middle finger RI✌
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Love/Hate is what I see here and it's not coming from me.... It's everyone's opinion.

IDK what runs off more quickly your mouths or your money.

Back in the day they didn't need the media to spew bullbutter because that's your element anyways. Can I say Benedict Arnold (the worse version).

Word of Mouf -Titles of each song (alone) speaks about you. Ludacris exposed you.

If you don't want a β™Š in your life ask for marriage. If you don't want them to figure you out on DXP, post a long message trust me it works like a charm.

Speaking of charm it's great. Until you become Sour Patch kids. Uncle Phil dealt with his switch ups (and look were it put him). The average man has to deal with it daily. Sour Patch Kids. Sour,Sweet, Gone!

Your kind remind me of a restaurant. It's everywhere. Something's always missing in them. Crazy breakdowns. Women coming in thinking "oh this is a catch". Men be like "Well it's worth a shot,nothing can go wrong" . Then... People coming in and out without seeing the problem; wondering what happened. They either leave or left waiting. But enough talking about your love lives slash dicks and kitties.

You don't need to get married because your twins of course. Have fun you treetrunking hermaphrodites.

😏
What are you?


I don't know why but I always get called intense by some people. (I don't see it but hell...)

A Capricorn girl said it to me when we're talking back in school. Even a prophet doesn't acknowledge me like that because of it.

My uncle(Him Scorpio πŸŒ™) visits me and we talk & it's fine. We can stare at each other all day.

πŸ’­'s any1
β™‘

πŸ˜‘... for one I don't like y'all one bit.

You work on everything. House, job, people, etc except one thing.... A personality.

I never dreamed the day I see people who would use a lot of butter knives to make one dull sword. Bring it to a gun fight, I promise you'll win.

Guys you may say your dick is big but let a guy with a lil ass chode step in with style . He'll get first dibs. I bet your life savings on it.

Girl Caps. As far as the sex goes... I rather put 40 sloths on my dick. At least they know how to please me in one position 😳

If you were an object you would be a condom. We need you just to get us by. Guys don't really need you. Girls only want you if they have no choice. Once used up, your sorry asses will be thrown to the way side. How's that for practicality hmm.

You may have all the πŸ’° guap but just so you know nobody cares. You will always be sugar momma and daddies.

How you gonna be rich in life but your heart broke(if you have one to begin with).


Even if you do have a β™₯ you choice to gain the whole world and lose your soul.

On your deathbed if I find any expensive jewelry I'm taking it from you. I don't want it to melt to where your going.

Burn in hell. But you're a cold soul from the beginning so it won't do anything to you.

PS: I had a dream of Satan. He told me he was a Scorpio πŸŒ™. Have fun getting raped you money grubbing bastards

Posted by TheCapNi
β™‘, β™‹, ♐, β™Š, & β™Ž

I suck at it but be prepared when I got the time.


WARNING. THIS IS ONLY A STEREOTYPE TO THE ZODAIC OF THE SUN SIGNs ONLY. READ THIS AT NIGHT IF YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP so I can take all of your belongings when I find out where you live.

I'll try to be short with it.
Posted by Smidge
Gheeeyy


I'll compare my dick to yours later
Luminous. That's the only word that comes to mind
Why? Do you(as the only sign) make me genuinely smile all the time with my eyes and all

Why do you bring out my goofyness

Why do we do crazy things together

Why do you shine so bright without an effort and I step in from time to time and you like it

Why does it feel like we pull each other in like magnets

Why you carry the romance between us

Why I prank you when I get bored and you're alright with it

I actually feel Lu.....

πŸ˜‘

Just the thought about it is very....

Intriguing 😁

β™‘, β™‹, ♐, β™Š, & β™Ž

I suck at it but be prepared when I got the time.
From:

Traits you get from either /or/ both/ parents

Blood types

Being male or female

(Communication style s)

Personality types (development to ending)

(Experience)

Getting your feet wet (elementary)

How you deal with stress/trauma/morality

Social/Emotional/(Basic) IQ

Your Niche/Passion/abilities

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Posted by TheSag
Aquas are cautious

Caps don't talk at all

Sags are visionaries - we talk 5 seconds in advance before we even think about an answer


You a lie in the truth ain't in you. But you do have a foot in mouth disease. Which gave me an πŸ’‘
My Uncle is back in town. Time to turn up! πŸ‘»
This is a funny site. I hate getting bored so quickly. The Monkey speaks πŸ’
Posted by stillstillwater
Posted by hellosaggy
@stillstillwater

I just like emotionally unavailable women who are sexy and kind of smart (they don't need to be super intelligent just hold a conversation)... and laugh at my jokes. I don't even need a career woman. that's why I worked so hard. I've dated up and down the rainbow. race isn't an issue for me at all, or a type. well I don't date fat chicks, just because most of the time being fat is a choice. but she doesn't have to be a super model, just not obese.

My ex scorp was a swimsuit model for a couple of magazines and did bikini contests and she had a master's degree from her home country in Europe, and was studying here in US for a bachelors... sex was great. I would have married her and was loyal to her the whole time.

I just need an above average sexual competency, a good friend, and someone I can break out of their emotional solitude, but won't smother the ish out of me. that's not much to ask.


Lol interesting. It’s hard to find emotionally unavailable women if you yourself are that. If that makes sense ? Those who are emotionally unavailable only act unavailable when the other person is showing and hoping for commitment. So for you it’d be hard to find I imagine.

Hmm you got find the rest of her chart.

Capricorn are capricious in that they’re available and then not and then they’re so there but then ghost.
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πŸ™Give this Sag a Cap with fire and air in her chart with a hint of being a sexual nympho.
Everything sucks in this treetrunking World. cookiemonsteres come and go. Love come and go. People come and go. Money come and go but experience is everything. Thank you for that.

PS: Please give us Tupac & Biggie back. We'll give you Young Thug.

Reverse the stone from the 2 birds and make a living out of it.
Posted by hellosaggy
@stillstillwater

I just like emotionally unavailable women who are sexy and kind of smart (they don't need to be super intelligent just hold a conversation)... and laugh at my jokes. I don't even need a career woman. that's why I worked so hard. I've dated up and down the rainbow. race isn't an issue for me at all, or a type. well I don't date fat chicks, just because most of the time being fat is a choice. but she doesn't have to be a super model, just not obese.

My ex scorp was a swimsuit model for a couple of magazines and did bikini contests and she had a master's degree from her home country in Europe, and was studying here in US for a bachelors... sex was great. I would have married her and was loyal to her the whole time.

I just need an above average sexual competency, a good friend, and someone I can break out of their emotional solitude, but won't smother the ish out of me. that's not much to ask.


I agree on the last part of this post.

Posted by Baby340
All of a sudden I get this massive energy inside of me and it's like right got to do it now right now and if I can't do it right there and then I forget about it x


Are you sure it's Pisces energy or Aries energy.
Posted by hellosaggy
If I give half an ish about you... I try to tame it a little, might even give you a pass on something.

If you pissed me off, I don't care who you are, you getting both barrels. but I won't disrespect you.

extreme cases....

If you are my enemy and you piss me off. I'm going for jugular and you better hope I don't black out on you.



This is what I see in my uncle (he's a Sag as well). I even see it in myself sometimes.
Posted by bittercupcake
Depends on the person. If I could care less about you and I find you annoying, pretty blunt. But if I care about you, I tend to bite my tongue down a lot to spare your feelings.

Also depends on my mood. I can be PMSing and I’ll just be a complete cookiemonster all together.


Are you a Capricorn?