I found this floating around the internet, it gave me a good laugh so I figured I would share it. https://www.chem.ucla.edu/~alice/explorations/horrorscope.htm
Im a pisces man, I got out of the dating game 15 years ago, I got sick of all the games. Ive never been happier than Ive been as a single man. For a few months now, Ive had a libra woman flirting with me, atleast I believe she has been flirting with me.