The man, the legend.
Macho man with hairy arms.

I'm going to do the home thing for today but tomorrow I'm doing the ranch thing this weekend.
😁😁

Pull the lever! 🖕🏼
Hell yeah, it's Friday! No work for the next 9 days! 😁
I bounce back and forth depending on the situation.

I'm lucky I can do both because people are unpredictable. That's why I love science, less surprises there, lol!
Just gotta get passed the crippling taxes, terrible government oversight, and crumbling infrastructure.

Other than that, you're right!
LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣

You had to know who Bob Ross was to get all the jokes! This butter was funnier the 3rd time I saw it!
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do especially if you're gonna swallow my load.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Ouch. He still wanted sex though.

Take him up on the sex!


What the hell?
Where did the sex come in?
We only had one conversation


Think logically: He says you're not up to his physical standards. He actually has the balls to tell you this. (marker) He still calls you to see if there is a spark. Do you really think all he wants are great conversations ONLY?



Conversations about genetically engineering their future embryos so they can fit in to the larger sized chanclas


First: LMAO at your joke.

Second: why in the treetrunk are you thinking about kids and families? You're already picking out the names of potential children and you only spoke ONCE on the phone?!?


We weren't picking out anything
We both want a certain future
Why bother if they don't match up?


Exactly, why bother with him at all if he listed his deal breaker before he even invited you on an actual date?


Because he fits a lot of what I'm looking for and he could be useful to me even if we don't get married
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So you're going to use him to further your modeling career or maybe have him wingman your next man crush?
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Ouch. He still wanted sex though.

Take him up on the sex!


What the hell?
Where did the sex come in?
We only had one conversation


Think logically: He says you're not up to his physical standards. He actually has the balls to tell you this. (marker) He still calls you to see if there is a spark. Do you really think all he wants are great conversations ONLY?



Conversations about genetically engineering their future embryos so they can fit in to the larger sized chanclas


First: LMAO at your joke.

Second: why in the treetrunk are you thinking about kids and families? You're already picking out the names of potential children and you only spoke ONCE on the phone?!?


We weren't picking out anything
We both want a certain future
Why bother if they don't match up?
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Exactly, why bother with him at all if he listed his deal breaker before he even invited you on an actual date?
Lol, I haven't 'hunted' in years. I only shoot a targets. I don't have the heart to kill something anymore.
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
The only posts you make are in response to other peoples posts. ***yawnage***
Cant you come up with your own material? Or do you live your life flying on the backs of others.

At any rate- if a guy says a girl is too short hes actually a gay and should revisit his whole dating goals.
I feel.


What if the woman says the man is too short? How would your response change?


A woman saying a man is too short is acceptable. Like a man saying a womam is too tall. No man wants a big bird. No woman wants an oompa loompa. I mean generally. I feel.

So anywho I did respond to that other post about that.
He has to be tall enough to not be shorter than me when i wear my 6" stilettos. Cause thats all the time mostly.
Otherwise no dice ✋
Im too aggressive to date a short man. I would end up sitting on his back while he crawled around washing the floor or something. I need an intimidating looking man (who isnt an actual ass tho)so i can feel like being docile at home cause i have to be a boss elsewhere all day.

P.s he also has to be very muscly.
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Welp, that explains it all!
Finally, I can bring my butter from over there!!! 😁
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
The only posts you make are in response to other peoples posts. ***yawnage***
Cant you come up with your own material? Or do you live your life flying on the backs of others.

At any rate- if a guy says a girl is too short hes actually a gay and should revisit his whole dating goals.
I feel.


What if the woman says the man is too short? How would your response change?
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by WarAngel1
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Ouch. He still wanted sex though.

Take him up on the sex!


What the hell?
Where did the sex come in?
We only had one conversation


Think logically: He says you're not up to his physical standards. He actually has the balls to tell you this. (marker) He still calls you to see if there is a spark. Do you really think all he wants are great conversations ONLY?



Conversations about genetically engineering their future embryos so they can fit in to the larger sized chanclas
click to expand


First: LMAO at your joke.

Second: why in the treetrunk are you thinking about kids and families? You're already picking out the names of potential children and you only spoke ONCE on the phone?!?
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by WarAngel1
Ouch. He still wanted sex though.

Take him up on the sex!


What the hell?
Where did the sex come in?
We only had one conversation
click to expand


Think logically: He says you're not up to his physical standards. He actually has the balls to tell you this. (marker) He still calls you to see if there is a spark. Do you really think all he wants are great conversations ONLY?

Ouch. He still wanted sex though.

Take him up on the sex!
Amen to that, with some nice tunes.