The Dark Truth Of sex w/ Aquarius
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|MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a butter...then get shy to those that care about them.|
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will treetrunk wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. treetrunking while standing or leaning is a plus here. treetrunk with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being treetrunked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things
|i agree with everything but....|
Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA..
Posted by tubbyscubby
I agree. I'm faithful and I'm an Aquarius. Some fair points, I disagree with some things though. Everybody is different after all.
|I disagree about Aquarians not being faithful. If anything, I think Aquarians are VERY faithful. And unlike some other signs, we don't let sex control our emotions. If we love you, we're dedicated & devoted to you. sex is just like the bonus. We can be very promiscious with our partners, sometimes appearing to be so daring & so "loose" that others start to naturally assume that everybody gets to see that same side of us. NOPE. Only the ones we've invested in get to see this side of us. I do agree though that Aquas can pretend to be so paranoid, but yet also always end up doing the stuff they claimed they were lowkey afraid of doing. We might want our partners to think that we're a little bit inhibited, but the truth is, we'll try anything. It's all about comfort level. We don't like routine. We treat sex like we treat anything else. We're odd, unique, spontaneous & unpredictable. Why people are so surprised when these traits come out in our sex lives is beyond me! An Aquarian's imagination can run wild any other time of the day so it beats me why people get so shocked when we let our imaginations take us to far away places during sex or times of intimacy. People hear so much about Aquas being like robots who are just intellectual. WELL, to an Aquarian, being a "FREAK" all starts in the head. It all starts as a thought! Our thoughts are eccentric & spontaneous in the bedroom just like they are in other areas of our lives. We like variety; we like to try everything; we don't like doing the standard or "status" quo every time|
|As an aquarius woman I must say that yeah I'm a total slut if the man is worthy of me. Most men are not! Anywhere and everywhere, anytime and everytime if that I can. HOWEVER I'm faithful to a T and I wait until the worthy man shows up. I've yet to meet a man who might be good for me since the last man, and I still consider myself lucky for being with that man. Either way, yeah I'm a complete slut who can be talked or asked to do almost anything, but 99.5% of all men will only ever see me as a very kindhearted lady.|
Posted by Vcharm
LOL he could have an Aquarius lilith. And she could have a Leo Lilith. Hooooo boyyyyyy.
|I so disagree with the unfaithful remark.|
I am an Aquarius woman and have not cheated even when I was getting cheated on. Masturbation, treetrunk yes. I masturbate everyday and still not satisfied but won't go calling a friend over to treetrunk me. When I was single for over a year and 3 months after a 9 year horrible relationship with my daughters father, I slept with 4 individual guys cause of the communication. I am now involved with a Gemini man. Our connection is unbelievable. I didn't think I would meet a guy that I STILL believe came from those SAPPY LOVE CHICK FLICK MOVIES... *gags*, But even though his romantic love and stuff weird me out because I have never been treated like this and is too afraid to even give in, I will not cheat on him.
Slut? Yes. I can be that. But I'm only a slut to him. unfortunatly hes not the dirty talking type... *evil grin* Makes things more interesting because the things I say to him... OH YEAH BABY...
Teasing very much. I enjoy doing it. I didn't understand why my friends gave me my last name teaze but whatever. The thought of being in bed with more than one does not stimulate me at all. Especially if I am in a relationship. sex isn't really important to me. Yes I'm always horny 24 treetrunken 7 but thats what masturbating is for and hanging out with friends I can conversate with and have a great time. I do throw out dirty sexual remarks but it is always as jokingly. some people think I'm flirting when I'm not. I'm just not afraid to talk about sex. But not easy to have sex with.
Back to Aquarius women being unfaithful... Aquarius women will not get into a relationship with anyone. We are picky and we know what we want. We sometimes get mislead and tricked into thinking that the guy was the right one, then his true form comes. So what do we do? WE LEAVE.
We have alot of guy friends yes. I have alot of guy friends. But I hang out with the Gay Guys. I can't trust the straight ones around me unless there is a bunch of friends around. And having alot of guy friends make people think we are unfaithful. But being in Hawaii at least people know that I am hanging out with GAY GUYS cause from what I was told, most gay men in the mainland are not as... outspoken as the ones here.
AQUARIUS WOMEN UNFAITHFUL.... VERY FALSE
But heed my warning... If you get into a relationship with us and you cheat on us... Its over. We don't give second chances, and your "I'm sorry. Please give me another chance" will be nothing but butter.
|I disagree with the unfaithfulness. I was in a 25 year relationship and never cheated. Since I have been single for the last two years I have gone back and forth between embracing my inner man slut and not doing so. More often than not I am happy just being friends and not having sex. |
Kinky... MORE PLEASE!!!! My boss at work recently called me a freak, to which I replied...thank you sex should move from being extremely playfull and fun to exploring and being intense. I just wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex and not the police being called to a drunken party that got too loud.
|My Aqua ex was completely faithful. He never even looked at another woman, always wanted to be with me, and cut ties with all his platonic female friends, even though I told him that was unnecessary. |
Only reason we split was because he had to move cross country, and I didn't want to do a LDR. But he was truly amazing.
|Craziest (not necessarily best) most wild, and most primal sex I ever had was with an Aquarius woman. I mean this in a -mostly- good way, but this broad was berzerk. Months later and I have huge scars on my legs. Many girls have scratched my back. No other girl has drawn blood with a SINGLE slash before. She was willing and wanting to do anything and everything.|
All this after less than 15 minutes of talking with her.
Never thought much of Aquarians. After this girl, though... +1 Aquarians
Posted by rgh1
You need to explore with a scorpio venus!!!
Posted by sharkareteethmachines
I have almost had marks tattooed that I have received and wear them and have given them. Consentually if course...hell, I still need to fix a dent in my wall from last summer.