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baby trying to kick her way out...ugh!
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SERIOUSLY! That's all you have to say. Beyond hurt.
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tinashe flow
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@smellycat, is it bottled? Bcoz I don't want 2 B infected with the stupidity & ignorance that seems 2 B ailing some of you over there. It's an outbreak! Don't take me serious, though, I was just irritated @ the time.
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Hey water cup can I buy you a drink ?
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Some Americans are truly ignorant. It's piteous. Africa as a whole is not some sickly continent. No, we don't all have incurable diseases. To believe that is beyond stupid. That would be like me thinking all of you are retarded fools based on a few encoun
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Wearing a rebel button. Yup it's that night to run around the house with no socks on. Who can punish me now!!
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Friday!
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It's only a defense mechanism
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Come to you, Live and Uncut from the Apple Store.
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