Natural food

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

LOL. . . OK... that reminds me of a friend's room mate. See, this friend is constantly sleeping with my friends down the hall, never actually in his dorm. Part of the reason for this is his wacky room mate, who we say is "organic" because he aparently only eats organic foods. But the weird and disgusting thing about him is that he's got a sweating disorder. . . and he refuses to wear deoderant because he thinks it's not natural. Any way, he was over at our dorm once, and he was sitting on my friends bed, and when he got up, there was a large wet spot on her bed, and we speculated on just what that wet spot was for the longest time. . . LOL. . . Oh yeah, and there's a crazy girl over in their dorm, and she put her hand down his pants to give him a weggie, and then she pulls it out right away and exclaims in disgust: "ewe! it's all wet down there!". . . Sorry, it was so funny...