Jokes

This may possibly be the oldest joke in the world but I still like it... Q. What's the busiest time of day for Chines

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Love is treetrunking overrated! Stop being such soft kitties and grow up. The world hates you! God hates you! I hate you!

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

Hi. My name is Junior. My friends call me J, Jr, Juno, or June. Nice to meet you.

just in case you need some good ol' hearty haha's c:

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks d

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few b

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under th

Two widows, are talking at the Bowling Alley. Martha says, "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know yo

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!( I couldn't stop laughing) ...

An Air Force fighter pilot ejected from his jet and wound up on a deserted island. There he stayed, unfound for 11 years

A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is, like, night 3. On the other hand, you have dif

Paddy The Firefighter Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Brisbane when he roun

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first

Elton John and David Furnish decided to have a baby. What really happened when Elton John and David Furnish deci

A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR & SHOUTED TO HIS WIFE, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU, LOVE!"

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Stude

Always listen to your wife. She gives Sound Advice. 99% Sound, 1% Advice.

After lots of fights and tears, a husband decided to walk away from his wife. However, one day he returns home and appro

The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. "Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented vo

A patient has lost all hope of surviving a chronic disease after his doctor told him that nothing else could be done.

Blonds are some of the sexiest people in the world, ie Ms Monroe, Anna Nicole, etc. But they are also infamous for being

Blonds are some of the sexiest people in the world, ie Ms Monroe, Anna Nicole, etc. But they are also infamous for being

Med jokes and other related nonsense :) Post'em if you got'em. The doctor took his patient into his office and said,

Q. Why doesn't Assad throw in the towel? A. He needs it to wrap around his head!