English is his second language, grunting is his first. And all he can grunt about is himself, his career, his sporting achievements and how feminists would be a lot less uptight if he gave them a good shag. If the bastard you fancy puts on Vivaldi in the evening, whips up a nice little souffle a deux and then settles down to read Jane Austen to you, he's almost certainly gay and he's definitely not Aries.
As the zodiac's number one control freak, Taurus knows what's good for you. Even though he patently isn't. Paradoxically, when he's not running - and therefore ruining - your life, the Taurean bastard is busy being chronically lazy. His sloth-like ways do not bode well for what we will generously describe as your 'sex-life' with him. If you find yourself with a Taurus our only advice here is to make the most of your rapidly deteriorating by raving like a maniac. That means he'll be forced to stop doing likewise and be helpful for once by rushing round trying to find you a good psychiatrist.
A Gemini bastard has many demons - a multitude of personalities living inside him, each of whom qualifies as a bastard in his own right. Because Gemini lives amid this turmoil he will continually change his ideas and opinions. What he says today won't mean anything tomorrow and it probably didn't mean much today either. You could see this as a natural result of him having to deal with his conflicting personalities. Or you could see this as a result of him being a two-faced, two-timing, lying bastard.
Any boy should have the decency to look visibly embarrassed when Mummy combs his hair and wipes his face with a hanky laced with her own spit. When he's thirty-eight. However we're not talking about a grown man here, are we? We're talking about Cancer. It doesn't actually matter whether you are compatible with a Cancer bastard. Getting on with him isn't half as important as getting on with the woman who reared him. After all, she's the one responsible for making him the fine figure of a man that he is definitely not today.
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has Neptune in their 10th house? I seem to be the only one :(
they are the most sober sign of the zodiac, the most aggressive by far too but very fair (the grown up ones) IMO people talk shit about them because they had a bad encounter or two but they take things deep to heart
How to the rest of you Caps feel about letting to of something? Whether it be an ex, friend, dilemmas, etc. I feel like if somebody hurts me deep enough (or I get mad enough about something), I can let go and stop talking to the person from one day to
I am having some issues with my virgo friend. He had replied to my message. I had asked him this : just wanted to say how sorry I am for my wild behaviour . I am a lovely normal person when I am myself . I have a habit and it had became a problem for
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The sign of Gemini holds some connection with the good and evil twin. Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and the strange case of the split personality. All double sign personalities are centered upon the light and dark aspects of the personality/dual experiences/two n
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can a Gemini man and Aries woman be friends, just friends and FWB, or is it best they just keep acquaintances since it might lead to something more a crush