The Dark Truth About Sex W/ Taurus

CancerianGoddess
Dark Side Sex
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Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be treetrunked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will treetrunk until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs
tubbyscubby
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs


i loathe this stereotype. i love when a man smells good in the RIGHT way. i do not like musty men. i prefer that they have bathed before sex. i hate the smell of stale saliva on my body so they must brush their teeth too. maybe some women get off on sweaty men but *GAG REFLEX*, this taurus doesn't.

i also think that tauruses (me) are more experimental than believed...if we have the right partner. i can't see myself dressing up in a nurses outfit but uhm....ok, i don't want to go there. point is, we're not all missionary.
venusianbull
Woop woop!!
USCTaurusGal
Posted by tubbyscubby
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs


i loathe this stereotype. i love when a man smells good in the RIGHT way. i do not like musty men. i prefer that they have bathed before sex. i hate the smell of stale saliva on my body so they must brush their teeth too. maybe some women get off on sweaty men but *GAG REFLEX*, this taurus doesn't.

i also think that tauruses (me) are more experimental than believed...if we have the right partner. i can't see myself dressing up in a nurses outfit but uhm....ok, i don't want to go there. point is, we're not all missionary.


All of what tubby said! I don't want some funky a$$ man in or around me; nor do I want some boring, puritan sex (nothing against puritans). I need stimulation on all levels!
venusianbull
Heheheheeee I like to call that rutting.
tubbyscubby
Posted by venusianbull
Heheheheeee I like to call that rutting.


eeewhew! you made my utters shudder on that one...yucky!
venusianbull
LOL I don't mean a man stanking! But Paul Bunyan busting in through the door after some manly chore like wood chopping and tossing me over his shoulder wouldn't go amiss in this girls life.
tubbyscubby
lmao! ok....with you on that 100%.

i guess i am sensitive to smells but i've read where in extremes tau women can go as far as liking poopy smells and that is just degoulasse!

love a manly man...he just can't smell like outdo' when he comes indo'
venusianbull
I'm sensitive to smell too, which is ironic considering I've been a caregiver for the past 12 years. GUH, loaded diaper. I'm on that faster than a duck on a June bug. PHEW!
venusianbull
Manly men make me purr. Don't even mind attitude to match. Fine line at times between machismo and bungholery. A man that knows himself and knows exactly what he wants and goes for it. Wooohooo!!
rocktressa
i def aint down with bad hygene so where eva u heard that it is way off chart...like the other taurusus on here we are very maticoulous about our hygene from head to toe so i expect my partner to be the same... ive had the surprise of a man having a full blown bush ..now he smelled nice but i wasnt gonna go down ther til i trimmed him up nice a neat.. then i made him realize the he loved trim jobs from me after that
venusianbull
Ohhhh yes you can.
rocktressa
when I read the title" the dark side of Taurus sexuality" a chesire grin appears on my face as I relish in the thought of enlightening the masses who desire to taste the multifaceted intricate nuances that inhabit the dark sexuality of a Taurus.. but unfortunately work is calling and as much as much as i would love to inform yall of the above subject...... I must pay my bills first so that I can actually allow the above title to continue to play a part in my life. so until then ....peace and love
venusianbull
Ahhhhh Water. And you're right. A lover is a lover and dependent upon the person.
Tumelo
I like the fact that as a taurus i can have sex just to feel good and just for the sake of it and physical enjoyment no attachments at all. It doesn't have to be love making all the time
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