Stupid France

9/7/2003 7:08:43 PM
Morganofmind



THIS WEBSITE SUCKS! NEVER JOIN THIS FORU

REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH



* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.

* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

* If there's a war you can surrender really early.

* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.

* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.

* You don't have to bother with toilets, just butter in the street.

* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.


1/29/2006 6:39:47 PM | IP
Illmatic

26 years old male from Toronto, Ontario,  Canada  

"With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels b

*Your cars are tin cans with wheels.
2/23/2006 6:20:13 AM | IP
lizard_scorpio

37 years old male from hamburg, germany  

Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Sun Sco

yeah, but classy tin cans with wheels!
2/23/2006 6:30:14 AM | IP
lizard_scorpio

37 years old male from hamburg, germany  

Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Sun Sco

* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

being french you always sound gay! even when speaking other languages...



* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.

not winning, buying the world cup...



* You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

snails and frogs aren't insects!



* If there's a war you can surrender really early.

why not?



* You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.

cool



* You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

that was actually horrible. treetrunk chirac!



* You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

why not?



* Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.

yeah, but remember, the french had the best organised and most effective resistance against the nazis, at the same time!!!



* You don't have to bother with toilets, just butter in the street.

where did you get that from??? i don't think it's actually true...



* People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

yeah, that's kinda stupid.
10/1/2009 10:25:40 AM | IP
chiron



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10/1/2009 11:28:15 AM | IP
james tate

46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys  Wales  

I get along with the french. I am sure you can make something out of that
10/5/2009 8:38:47 AM | IP
james tate

46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys  Wales  

YOU & Q are the couple on the boards Shaks ,

I jusr read a book by you

All the men I have loved

by shaks

into by Q
10/6/2009 1:46:37 AM | IP
chiron



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10/6/2009 2:04:55 PM | IP
james tate

46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys  Wales  

I call it a cookiemonster slap. shaka has no balls he will rant and rave and stomp the feets out of his jimmy jams.
10/7/2009 7:11:14 AM | IP
james tate

46 years old male from Llandrindod wells, Powys  Wales  

this thread goes back to margo in 2003 how the hell was it revived?