Jokes

I didn't really think this warranted being in "News"..I did however find it funny. ( After I went through 'that poor ma

i chucked a penny on the floor and it went "CHINK"

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen. 'Careful, 'he cried, 'CAR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ? A: It's Braille for ' suck here. ' Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALI

An old farmer decided that it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay jo

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel a

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doc

'A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other

Over the PA system at the local NEW WORLD Cleanup on aisle 12, we have a Husband Down, I repeat we have a Husband Down

these may be some of the stupidest... ;) 1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a

My Favorite's so far are: "Men aren't dogs. Dogs are sweet,loyal and love you unconditionally. They're more like cats

I walked toward a man with a funny coat. He asked whether i took astrology seriously. I laughed and said, "no, but my

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A

phile... A man walks a little girl into the woods. she: I'm scared him: You are so self-centered, how do you think

OOPS

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confronta

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two

THE TOP 5 LIES MEN TELL: 1. I Have A Big Dick 2. I'm Single 3. I Aint Gonna Tell Nobody 4. I Ain't Never Ate kitty

Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?!

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The fi

This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send i

Two cannibals are eating a clown... One of them stops and says to the other... "Does this taste funny to you?"

Lipstick in School (Priceless!) According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently face

Kanye West recently interrupted Patrick Swayze's funeral to inform that Micheal Jackson's funeral was better. lo

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING sex (because they are plugged into a genius) ---------------------------------

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So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, h

a man speeds home from work after being fired from a job that he's worked for over 20 years and is involved in a horribl