Jokes

  • Single during V-Day!!!

    Squishy_Marshmallow
    Yayyy!!! Share your stories... Things to do or who did you do?
  • My Favorite Joke

    crazysioux
    I got a soft spot for Irish/Scotish humor ... :P Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "No more black stuff t'night, Paddy! Tis enough for you, aye!" Paddy
  • Who's the craziest person in your family?

    miriyahhh
    If it's yourself please state sun sign and story. If it's another person please share a funny description of their sun sign followed by why you think their actually nuts. I'll go first My Gem sister threw 2 televisions out of the window from the 2nd
  • Can anyone tell me WHY I’m so unlucky in Love/Relationships?

    UnusualVaginalDischarge
    Here is my chart [IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/25t8fbk.jpg[/IMG]
  • Need help remember a joke

    atearth
    I'm having a difficult time remember a joke, can you help? it went something like this. A husband and wife were planning on going out on a double date with the wife's sister's date. They were desperate to hire a babysitter at short notice but reject
  • Let's post funny phrases

    Gemitati
    Like... Women logic created to destroy men's phsychology!
  • Enjoy these jokes

    Whistle
    How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, but you know they're involved somehow. What do you call an erect Virgo? cookiemonster. How many Libras are too many Libras? Gemini. How many tickles does it take for a Scorpio to smile? Yo
  • Jesus and the Adulteress

    CancerOnTheCusp
    Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they ha
  • When you see posters name

    Gemitati
    ...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind? Teena - young pretty smart Scorpio. Rare combo. Tiziani - jee! I'll feel dumb again... EvilHare - is he still having sex? starwars - hope Hollywood will keep her busy enough
  • Lawn Chair Larry

    CancerOnTheCusp
    This one is a true story: (1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV
  • The Rocket Car

    CancerOnTheCusp
    Urban Legend from 1995 and Darwin Award Candidate. Though bogus, it's still funny... The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a cur
  • Naval Urban Legends - The Lighthouse

    CancerOnTheCusp
    ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95. Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the No
  • Who is

    dofacc
    Husband???s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have been
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  • Ex won't leave me alone..

    My scorp ex from over a year ago wont leave me be...he decided to go outta his way tonight and make another account since I blocked his main one. He said something along the lines of you can text me in case you dont want someone to read whats sent here...
  • Triple cancer

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  • Last thing you purchased.

    Water bottle from Walmart for the gym that says MERMAID on it. 💖
  • Havent got any respond from my libra guy. What should I do?

    We have been knowing each other for 2 months and I was the one who initiated our conversation at first. He is not a good texter and he told me from the begining. We had a meet up after 2 weeks and everything was more than what I expected since he was re
  • What's the big issue with water and air signs dating?

    I keep seeing that water and air signs are not good for romantic relationships. I honestly want to know if it's just the stereotype or what?
  • Why lust, not love, is the essence of a healthy relationship

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  • Shoulder/Back issue

    Tell me if anyone has experienced this or if you're a professional and can give me advice before I go to physio. that would be great... I have one shoulder that rounds more inward and seems to be slightly higher than the other giving me hell when I exe
  • Business compatibility

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  • Gem man 17 years older

    So I took all the people from my past and I cut off all my feelings for them so my energy could be freed up for when someone new came into my life. Magically, one week later this guy walks into my work and basically picks me out like a puppy in a pet stor
  • Sprained Ankle

    So 3.5 weeks ago while visiting the Cancer, I sprained my ankle while walking a friend home. It's the same ankle I sprained back in mid-2014, but this time I felt my ankle give way as I stepped off the curb to cross the road. (Previous incident was du
  • When someone says....

    ...."Capricorn is Scorpio in a suit" [img]https://i.imgur.com/WYjHGYS.png[/img]