I'm having a difficult time remember a joke, can you help? it went something like this. A husband and wife were planning on going out on a double date with the wife's sister's date. They were desperate to hire a babysitter at short notice but reject
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If it's yourself please state sun sign and story. If it's another person please share a funny description of their sun sign followed by why you think their actually nuts. I'll go first My Gem sister threw 2 televisions out of the window from the 2nd
Like... Women logic created to destroy men's phsychology!
How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, but you know they're involved somehow. What do you call an erect Virgo? cookiemonster. How many Libras are too many Libras? Gemini. How many tickles does it take for a Scorpio to smile? Yo
Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they ha
...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind? Teena - young pretty smart Scorpio. Rare combo. Tiziani - jee! I'll feel dumb again... EvilHare - is he still having sex? starwars - hope Hollywood will keep her busy enough
This one is a true story: (1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV
Urban Legend from 1995 and Darwin Award Candidate. Though bogus, it's still funny... The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a cur
ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95. Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the No
Husband???s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have been
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a god. What is a cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable
My husband just remember tjat guy we saw and my husband asked How are you? He said Me too! Lmao
I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport. Share some of your memorable moments. Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling

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For example, earth ( Taurus, Virgo Capricorn) which one would you choose and why? And water , fire and air...
Hello folks. It's that time of the year when we all gather in one topic to show gratitude and shade towards our fellow dxpers and to hand them trophies that are worth gold in internet bragging. Topic will run until this Sunday, the 17th of December
I have been having dreams of this man. The first time I saw him I felt attracted to him. Still to this day I don’t know what type of attraction it is. But it’s like I knew him. His personality: seems like a loner, never really talks to anyone, always lo
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My car broke down this morning(30 degrees outside), so I call my boyfriend (Virgo) who is very knowledgeable about cars, and I tell him I’m stranded and I ask if he can come give me a jump so I can get to a mechanic (bf was 4 miles away). He tells me ther
Fellow fishes. This is a lounge for Pisces. The Piscean Reef 🎋 Share your dreams, hobbies, anything! Daydreams ! When you need somewhere to escape. This is a judgement free zone 🚷 Be respectful to peoples feelings 😘 I noticed some other signs had
So I feel the need to inform all of you that I am essentially "going away". Not for good but probably for a significant amount of time. Firstly, I have mentioned before that I am buying a new gaming PC. In order to help fund this, I am selling my current
On December 19th, the end of this flawless year, I won't be receiving a dick in a box like I had hoped and prayed to Santa for, but I will be receiving the gift of Saturn leaving my flaw-free Moon sign. I will no longer have to deal with big, hard, mean,
So my dad called me yesterday telling me that he’s flying me out on Friday, to go spend some time with him. (AWKWARD) Anyways....he’s being abnormally clingy and nice, my intuition is telling me he has some kind of news for me. I feel like he’s goi
......or singing :) @WarAngel1 came up with this idea and asked me to create a thread Vocaroo a poem, passage from a book, a song, a quote, Christmas carols etc Everyone welcome ... Don't be shy :P. Will be back later to post something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZTvzx-2Qw&t=128s found my answer... omg.. so sad LOL ---- so conflicting... pfff
From movies, tv series etc. Post them here. Doesn't have to be a Virgo actor/actress, just the behavior or the scene itself has to have that certain je ne sais quoi qui dit Vierge.
If you want, @ somebody and serenade them with your flawless vocals. el oh el. Let's go guys. https://vocaroo.com/
Substitutional thread for : - do you wanna...game - teena-ing -Jed jokes - place for us to mess around - place for us to meet up - place for us to drink.....tea or something stronger - and much more *wink* *wink* @SkiesAfire @Whiskey_in_a_bar
I made the Aries take the personality test and he turned out to be an ENTP, which is supposed to be one of my ideal matches according to this website https://www.personalitypage.com/html/relationships.html. He is the Debater and I, the Architect according
To the lovely ladies... At the beginning stages of the relationship/intimate or friend Which one would you prefer... A.) A man that, when you say something that is kind of offensive to him, he stays silent about it, stores it away in his mind
Scorpio vag is ≥ crystal meth I hear it's a black hole that takes away your soul. A void of kegels and leg clench locks True or nah