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Well somehow i feel like this is some type of joke that's why this topic fits pretty well here on the jokes forum. and since i'm one of those lazy types of gemini and libra rising i can't be bothered typing too much so here's a link i dug up and you all c

Completely different views from this guy, i don't agree with a word he's saying but i have a soft spot for him, he's morbid and he makes me

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But you aren't. so if you care about spoilers don't read this thread.

Because i never will have________ if you want to talk about me - go ahead. if you want to tell your story - please do.

Is it attached or detached? how big are those fuckers?

You won't see this today. snowflakes would melt.

Is sooo fat. when she stepped on the bathroom scale.

I am hoping for fun.

Man disbands racist facebook

What was eves favorite food? ribs.

One day a farmer was audited by the local tax commissioner, the audit was to explain all the suspicious income the farmer has been earning nearly tripple the amount with out selling half the stock. the farmer showed up 20 minutes late with his lawyer by

Pumpernickel is a type of rye bread that is originally from germany. the origin of the word is pretty entertaining: it’s a german word that comes from pumpern, which means to to break wind and nickel, a take on the name nicholas, which is associated with

A few weeks back my friend texted me and said he had a question he needed to ask me and he didn't want to offend me or make me upset. blah, blah, blah...

Just wondering how come when tread made for pure fun and hilariouseness - there are always 2 people out of all who keeps carrying on answering it seriously when it’s ridicolous funny tread but these 2 just oblivious to the whole world and keep on

I love these little bits in newspapers! :d ...share your favourites or ones you see in your newspapers today!

Who would remove your loose teeth forcefully or let them dangle until the wind knocked them out?

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I was brought up in a right way! none of these fucking people as nice as i am!!!

...walked in on your soul mate mating with another soul?

If it's yourself please state sun sign and story. if it's another person please share a funny description of their sun sign followed by why you think their actually nuts.

It’s the stupidest thing everrrtr! like you are who is fat waiting for new year to lose weight?

I work in a facility for elders. 80 y/old man always told me i am cute and he likes me.

I'm having a difficult time remember a joke, can you help? it went something like this.

Like... women logic created to destroy men's phsychology!

How many scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, but you know they're involved somehow.

Jesus went unto the mount of olives. and early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.

...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind? teena - young pretty smart scorpio.

This one is a true story: (1982, california) larry walters of los angeles is one of the few to contend for the darwin awards and live to tell the tale. "i have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes tv

Urban legend from 1995 and darwin award candidate. though bogus, it's still funny...

Actual transcript of a us naval ship with canadian authorities off the coast of newfoundland in october, 1995. this radio conversation was released by the chief of naval operations on 10-10-95.

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Husband???s message honey, i got hit by a car outside the office. teena brought me to the hospital they have been

A cat thinks: hey, these people i live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...i must be a god. what is a cat?

My husband just remember tjat guy we saw and my husband asked how are you? he said me too!

I know i have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport. share some of your memorable moments.

You can't go to that party! you know people drinking there!

Old bag and justahoe sit

What do you do when morons are pming you without apparent reason? block them?

Just saw tes danson. she says you are awful miserable human being.

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “step out of the car” says the cop, “i am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “i can’t”, jim responds “you see i have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “alrig

Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. when it was jerry’s turn jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years.

Two oldies got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore. “excuse me” the man said to the clerk, “do you sell medicine for memory problems?” “sure” replied the clerk “all kinds.”

Jack strode into ‘john’s stable’ looking to buy a horse. “listen here” said john, “i’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow.