How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, but you know they're involved somehow. What do you call an erect Virgo? cookiemonster. How many Libras are too many Libras? Gemini. How many tickles does it take for a Scorpio to smile? Yo
Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they ha
...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind? Teena - young pretty smart Scorpio. Rare combo. Tiziani - jee! I'll feel dumb again... EvilHare - is he still having sex? starwars - hope Hollywood will keep her busy enough
This one is a true story: (1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV
Urban Legend from 1995 and Darwin Award Candidate. Though bogus, it's still funny... The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a cur
ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95. Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the No
Husband???s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have been
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a god. What is a cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable
My husband just remember tjat guy we saw and my husband asked How are you? He said Me too! Lmao
I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport. Share some of your memorable moments. Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling
Are... sensual, very sensual. But monogamous. The end. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1043207/cow-chewing-o.gif
You can't go to that party! You know people drinking there! And not just drinking...you have no idea what these people capable of! It's scary people. I know! They are my friends!
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So before I go tha treetrunk asleep. I got an idea. Post what your "qualifications" for dating would look like in "resume" form. For example: Requirements to Date: Unacceptable: Pros: Cons: So for instance mind would be like; Requirements to Date: Ho
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Virgo, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Gemini. Libra is quite thrifty, too. Your thoughts?
If he/she is not answering your calls, texts, advances, then she/he's not interested. Continuing to reach out is narcissism. It doesn't matter if he/she was interested at one point or another. What matters is the current state of things. Those who
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Hi guys, I’m new to this, so please bare with me. My sun is in Cancer, my boyfriend’s is in Capricorn. My moon is in Libra with my rising being Scorpio, I’m not too sure about my boyfriend’s. Now that I got that out of the way, can any Capricorns out ther
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Hello everyone! I would like some advice as to how to better handle my man's jealousy and possessiveness. I'm a 23 year old bartender, he is a 29 year old restaurant owner. He's the smartest man I know. So charming, funny and once again, a sarcastic s
for someone you love? I just want to understand. Whenever I told people that I would fly anywhere, South Pole, North Pole, just anywhere, they will always think, oh you were just all about the VISA. :( They didn't even consider the risk I've took,
Since my previous question was too long and unclear, here's a short version that is more straight to the point. I'm a Taurus woman - 24 , The guy I'm interested in is a Virgo, also 24. Had the best time together first two dates. Kissed passionately,
So lately we have both been abit distant both off and off with our feelings one min were in this relationship then the next were not. He told me because it's been a month since we last had sex and because we don't meet as much that he can't see it working
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Met an Aries guy online, and this is the first time for both of us that we moved so fast, felt super comfortable and found a great level of understanding in such a short while. Don't ask me the time we've been talking, you'd be surprised. We have a lot of
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