One day a farmer was audited by the local tax commissioner, the audit was to explain all the suspicious income the farmer has been earning nearly tripple the amount with out selling half the stock.
The farmer showed up 20 minutes late with his lawyer by
I know nothing about your husbands dick...
Do you see it as a request for a dick pick? Sometimes young designers who have nothing to do go crazy...I’ve heard that!
But how do I tell him that? 🤣🤣
I got a soft spot for Irish/Scotish humor ... :P
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, "No more black stuff t'night, Paddy! Tis enough for you, aye!" Paddy
If it's yourself please state sun sign and story. If it's another person please share a funny description of their sun sign followed by why you think their actually nuts.
I'll go first
My Gem sister threw 2 televisions out of the window from the 2nd
I'm having a difficult time remember a joke, can you help?
it went something like this.
A husband and wife were planning on going out on a double date with the wife's sister's date. They were desperate to hire a babysitter at short notice but reject
How many Scorpios does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, but you know they're involved somehow.
What do you call an erect Virgo? Bitch.
How many Libras are too many Libras? Gemini.
How many tickles does it take for a Scorpio to smile? Yo
Jesus went unto the mount of Olives.
And early in the morning he came again into the temple, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they ha
...before you see the post - what is the first thought crosses your mind?
Teena - young pretty smart Scorpio. Rare combo.
Tiziani - jee! I'll feel dumb again...
EvilHare - is he still having sex?
starwars - hope Hollywood will keep her busy enough
This one is a true story:
(1982, California) Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. "I have fulfilled my 20-year dream," said Walters, a former truck driver for a company that makes TV
Urban Legend from 1995 and Darwin Award Candidate. Though bogus, it's still funny...
The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a cur
ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: “Please divert your course 15 degrees to the No
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a god.
What is a cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable
I know I have witnessed some really funny, crazy and even scary things while using public transport.
Share some of your memorable moments.
Living in London, people tend to fall asleep on the tubes and trains rather often. Ill never forget travelling