Astrology: a beginner's guide ...

'kay now, how many does it really take—

..concentrating, concentrating 🙂

All because of a lightbulb. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Aries: *Becomes silent and observes openings to strike while he's shooting his mouth off, or just waits until he's done.*

Taurus: I dig your conserativeness and ability to find a use for that burnt lightbulb. I invite you to a position as an advisor to me. It pays well.

Gemini: Stop sounding like a chick, dude.

Cancer: Do something about it or stop whining.

Leo: You make me want to break your smug, attention whoring face. SHUT UP!!! Although, if you lighten up on the douche baggery, you're welcome as a jester/morale booster.

Virgo: Good work my ever analytical goon, you truely are an asset to my team, NOW KEEP WORKING FOO!

Libra: Ugh, you appeasing wuss (See Gemini).

Scorpio: I think Cancer is in need of some more depressing. Also, if you want more darkness, put this blindfold on. *Then I silently walk away*

Sagittarius: Hell yeah man, lets go out and cause havoc! CONQUERE THE NIGHT! CARPE COOKIUS!!!

Capricorn: Now, we can be partners, or rivals, your choice bro.

Aquarius: You know, you're one interesting mofo, wanna hang out and rip shit up with Sag and me? Maybe you can figure out a better way for us to do that along the way.

Pisces: Dude, you gotta teach me how to do that!

In my experience though, most Caps that I've known were way cooler than what guy depicted of them.

LOL!!! HILARIOUS, TDA! =)

Moro, i so agree, those were my favourites too"..cancer, the libra and the pisces... so true!"

The saggie one was cute too. Light bulbs would be the LAST thing on their minds, so let's just party like it's 2099, already..lol! Besides, there more apt to trip on it, then notice it!

It's kind of funny, i can also relate to my Rising sign. Taurus - there's gotta be a spark left in there somewhere, maybe not today, but there's always another tomorrow!! ..what's the rush..LOL