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I use to dream of you
Nah, I use to lose my sleep for you
But now I see right through
And everybody wanna treetrunk with me
But I don't treetrunk witchu

Science tip: You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether it sees you later or in a while

do penguins have knees?

Welcome back @Black-Mamba!

eee what? Ed Sheeren is too "soft"?? the aqua mooner is "hard" but Sheeran is baby soft. lol
https://www.joe.ie/music/eminem-ed-sheeran-photograph-funny-633538

New theme song. New girl crush.

📍Naples
We made it 😅 This hotel is so cute and clean, and it was super cheap! All of my hunting paid off. Sooo happy to be back in Italy!

"The older you get, the more you realise that one has an effing clue what they're doing. Everyone is just winging it."

Dayuuuum.... DXP ads are getting dark!

Eating that McGriddle is more regrettable than picking up smoking again...

Just two sips of coffee and BAM...