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Finally had enough time and energy to practice my music for the first time in months today, but a) I treetrunkin sound like ass, b) I'm exhausted, and c) my head has hurt all day so I've only been able to get an hour in. And my audition is coming up way too fa   Read more

This is @_Dazed while he is in DXP Jail

I want to join Christian Mingle, but I identify as Muslim. How do I broach that topic?

@poeticseraphim ruined my day

This dude asked could he buy one of my tacos and I was like "Dude, the Mexican spot RIGHT THERE".. He like "All you had to say was no". I'm like fine but gimme $ 2.
He gave me $ 2. I paid $ 1.25 a taco. Profit. But treetrunk wrong with niggas??!?!?!

I don’t think people on here realize that I am less attached to things I say than they are. 10 minutes later and you’re still going on about what I said. I’m thinking about other butter lol.

It's ironic that I liked a post that suggests we remove likes. Ironic indeed.

@black773 AHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! WAHHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! HOLY butter.

the 80s were lit so much swag, now karen is all boring and butter wearing Hudson jeans and black tees - looking all monochromatic

butter. I scarfed down the first two before I remembered to take a picture AHAHAA

@black773 i want you to slowly lick my dick, then i want you to insert it in your mouth, then i want you to choke on it. I know you want this dick.

Libra Men It's gonna be ALRIGHT!

It's taco Tuesday most places, so guess what I'm eating today

Conversation is going 'round
People talking 'bout the girl who's come to town
Lovely lady, pretty as can be
No one knows her name she's just a mystery

@black-mamba Stop being a bandwagon hoe. You’re trying to gain attention from drama that has nothing to do with you. Pathetic.

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now, here he comes
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentlemen
Like you imagined when you were young

Splickity-splash! Where's her ass?!