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What to do when someone wants more out of a relationship than you want? Seems like a no-win situation. I hate this shit

Going to Canada on Tuesday and I’m not ready at all 😬 where did all the time go?

My life is so blissfully boring these days. Same routine every day. No men in my life = no drama.

I feel cool, calm and collected, though. Cold as ice! 🧊

"I bought a $ 7 pen because I always lose 'em and I got sick of not caring"

Someone explain Taurus Male - Scorpio Female compatibility to me. I'm feeling like I found a good one this time.

This moon in Pisces seems like its dragging forever. Not that Aries moon is any better tho.

Making friends with birds:

I agreed to go for drinks with a scorpio tomorrow but now he's starting to call me endearing names like honey which tbh sets me in a panic mode. 🙈😬Well it's not exactly honey but don't know the equivalent in English.

RIP Jason David Frank the Green Power Ranger

I spent way too much on Christmas presents this week ... Send help... Or money... Send me money please.

@Undine
“Are you as fat as me? Well you have to go in sideways”
Dying
😅😂🤣

Got my mind on my money and my money on your food
'Cause if I don't take you out to eat you'll catch an attitude//
I used to get uncomfortable whenever we ate
Cause you would just sit there and stare at the plate
But I been saving hella money since I know   Read more

I went a little crazy with Black Friday deals this year. Was glued to my phone for days tbh.

Did y’all get any good deals?

Rabbit, Rabbit! Happy December, dxp! Hopefully it brings you good luck, good health and prosperity 💫 🤑 💝

As for me, I am invited to a corporate Christmas party in New York City, but I am only 10,000 miles away. Sigh 😌 🌃

Woman wants $ 5m because ready made, microwavable mac and cheese takes longer than the advertised 3.5 minutes to make: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63825860

To hell with all good resolutions and precautions, have as much fun as you can before you go.

Working on getting some new Virgo dick. Not sure if I should go there again but this guy has been after me for years.

From Men are from Mars

😃🥴

Virgos 🙄

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul

The Virgo sent me a screen shot of our text conversations to prove something and I noticed the picture he has of me. It's the same picture that this other Virgo is in love with. And I don't get it. It's not THAT great of a pic and it was a joke picture t   Read more

I got married
Is she pretty?
Yeah! everyone saying she looks like Mother of Gods…Goddess for short…want to see?
Yeah! Sure?
Here…
MOTHER OR GODS!!! 🤦‍♀️

When Boss gave us these - we assumed that Christmas bonus 🤷‍♀️

Damn! 🤣

I need a new bike. I’m definitely not dropping over $ 1K for a bike.

One of the few German rappers i like

December is here, and with it: Juleøl, the famous Christmas beers. More often a matter of local pride than taste, there are over 160 local varieties to choose from. God Jul 😋

When a cat comes to cuddle with you 🫠

😋

WOW IS EXPECTING SOMEONE WHO HAVE MY HOUSE KEYS TO GET THE PHONE TOO MUCH?? GEEZ

Sooooo I finally decided to pull an actual spread of my cards. I chose one regarding how someone views me. Yes I chose my twin because I'm still slightly annoyed with the other obvious choice and I didn't want that to cloud the results. Man this is some   Read more