Instagram astrology funny posts

So, I'm on Tumblr and I come across this post....

As a Pisces Your Biggest Heartbreaker: Aquarius As an Aquarius Your Biggest Heartbreaker: Capricorn As a Capricorn Your Biggest Heartbreaker: Sagittarius As a Sagittarius Your Biggest Heartbreaker: Cancer As a Scorpio Your Biggest Heartbreaker

I have two dogs... One is a Scorpio with Libra Moon, the other is Capricorn with Gemini Moon. I just think its cool b/c I'm Gem with Cap rising and Moon in Scorpio. My dogs seriously are obsessed with me, they fight for my attention. I adore my Sc

I can't even think properly. I don't know what's happening but all I want is to be alone. I can't even handle my own feelings/thoughts. I feel like being a mess. I DON'T LIKE BEING A MESS. I don't know if any lions were struck by this but fortunately t

What is your chart ruler/are your dominant planets and how does it affect your personality?

What's your astrology and your Myers Briggs personality type or enneagram?

bunny-Virgo sun, aries moon. (aka damnata's bunny reincarnation). She's a feisty creature always demanding attention and loves treats and head rubs :P

I was wondering if there are any potheads on dxp. I'd love to know what your astrology is. I am a Leo sun Pisces moon and have lots of Virgo in personal planets, 8th/9th house placements and sag rising.

Do you get along with them? I asked my Aquarius mother today what she thought about me and she said she didn't like