another french thought

I don't know why people are surprised that france won't help us get saddam out of Iraq. after all, france wouldn't help us get the germans out of france. Jay Leno not bad.

lol, all these French jokes reminds me of a freind of mine. He's got a new one every time I see him. Some are really weird, there was one about a blind rabbit and a snake... I think it goes:

A blind rabbit and a snake meet one day. The rabbit asks the snake to tell him what he is. The snake says you have long ears and a puffy tail, you must be a rabbit. Then the snake asks the rabbit to tell him who he is. The rabbit says, you're slimy and have scales, you must be French. I thought that was kinda stupid, but everyone else (well mostly everyone else) thought it was funny.

hahaha morgan you missed a main point in the joke that I know you didn't forget 😛

Hey Morgan...could this be the joke that you were thinking of?

Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the
forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny
tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake
about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail.
I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and
slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.

I'd say you must be French."

Think you freebird for posting the french thought for April the 2nd in the year of our lord 2003.

You are so welcome JT anything to help 🙂 Can I do anything else for you?

you do enough just being you.

I'm in love.....thank you for your very kind words 🙂 You have made my day....I will now celebrate by going to the freezer and gently removing the "half~baked" Ben and Jerry's ice-cream. I will eat a bite for you and then one for me.....and another, and another, and.....

Yep freebird, that's the one I was thinking off... My memory had failed me.