BlueAqua
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Condom Of The Zodiac Joke
What the heck? How about... Capricorn MEN either need only one box of condoms a year... because they're so slow-moving and hide out so much in a cave, they don't get any; or they need a buy 3 boxes get 1 one free deal on a monthly subscription bc. they're male whores bedding a circuit of "friends"!
CG ~ RFLOL!
I was waiting for someone to appreciate this, PF, even w/ my typos! (I was feeling particularly venomous towards these beasts over the weekend!)
It's "feast or famine" with them ... oy vey!
Right on PF...they are dramatic on one side or the other!
Yea, the one time w/ my Cap. where I saw another wrapper laying on the floor, and "ours" was over on the dresser, I just felt so privileged that I was worthy of the "Life style s" brand and the other [tramp] got "Trojan"!! LOL No kidding! ...although he was probably just switching over to a new box w/ me!!
Most Capricorn men I know are whores.
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Sounds like a risky place to be, I know I'm naive and
Sounds like a risky place to be, I know I'm naive and
I came across this subject on a thread written by shaiessence (I need to vent). and I also need to vent!
Moody- I tell him is being a grouch, and that he is wrecking my good mood, or tell him I am leaving.
Question? Is it possible to put
Moody- I tell him is being a grouch, and that he is wrecking my good mood, or tell him I am leaving.
Question? Is it possible to put
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Oh shyt... why'd the topics have to get so juicy, after I decided to stop reading and posting?!! Now, I can't resist...
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It was only a one-time encounter, but kind of robotic... Propped up like he was doing push-ups over me. But still intense,
Capricorns are known for their longevity, wisdom, practicality, ambition and earthy sensuality. Capricorns tend to be on the conservative side. Capricorn condoms are the most durable, having the longest shelf life. Capricorn condoms are extra strong to last extra long.
With Capricorn condoms, wing tips, pin stripes and brief cases are optional. Be sure to shake them out from time to time, otherwise they go stale. Capricorn is the sign of the mountain goat. When you're horny enough to climb the mountains of love, you want a Capricorn condom.