Dead Celebrity Match Maker

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cappysweetie
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I choose ....

Candidate 1: Raven

My most humbling moment...
When my cousin and wife, the love of my life, Virginia, succumbed to tuberculosis. Oh, Virginia! A day naught goes by but I hear your sweet cry!

My greatest accomplishment...
There was this bird bothering me for some time, but I finally decided to write about it and ended up making a decent amount of money.

My ideal date would include...
After dinner slow and stately, as have been my dinners lately, we would sit and over coffee share our thoughts a little more. 'Til I'd note with fearful gasping, how your voice was gently rasping, rasping in a dusty tone, like Virginia long before. I'd have to see you... nevermore!

The celebrity I resemble most...
Harry Dean Stanton

If I could be anywhere at the moment...
At Virginia's graveside.

The book on my bedside table...
A collection of works by Edward Gorey and the first couple of volumes of the Lemony Snicket series.

The things I can't live without...
A novelty skull with a candle sticking out of the top (I forget who gave it to me); my cameo of Virginia

Fill in the blanks.
Madness is sexy...
melancholia is sexier.

In my home you will find...
An unusually new-looking brick wall, which you must never go near. A soft, moist spot on the floorboards, which you must keep covered by the rug at all times. A black cat, which you must feed regularly lest he torment you with the madness-inducing mews of hell. I call him Fluffertop.

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Congradulations ... Meet Your Soulmate

Edgar Allan Poe responds...

"Why, why, oh why must you haunt my waking nightmares with your presence? I shall go mad. Madness! It consumes me! I must give in and agree to see you, or else I shall never find peace."


What your date might be like...
You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard.

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LOL, out of the 3 candidates -- this was the guy I didn't want, and he ended being my soulmate LOL
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cappy! I got raven too xD

but I am not sure which to choose, raven or Luck-o-the-Irish

My most humbling moment...
I kind of got my crew trapped and all but killed in Antarctica-- and we gave new meaning to the term "dog food."

My greatest accomplishment...
On the other hand, nobody died.

My ideal date would include...
After securing financing from a wealthy benefactor, we and a motley crew of adventurers and practical scientists would travel to the harshest and remotest ends of the earth, just to say we'd done it.

The celebrity I resemble most...
Kenneth Branagh

If I could be anywhere at the moment...
I would like to someday visit the permanent research center they've since established at the South Pole. Also, anywhere that has a lit fireplace.

The book on my bedside table...
"Into Thin Air: A Personal Account of the Mt. Everest Disaster," by Jon Krakauer

The things I can't live without...
Big, hearty dogs; a documentarian; rations; rations; rations

Fill in the blanks.
Thrill-seeking is sexy...
suffering the torments of a vengeful Mother Nature and living to tell the tale is sexier.

In my home you will find...
Plans for a trip to the inside of an active volcano in the Pacific Rim. Do you know of any possible sponsors?