Scorpionlady
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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, w e?d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 80,000 and your mother just lost Her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $ 80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
His father said, "Son, w e?d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 80,000 and your mother just lost Her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $ 80,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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